Liu Shan Gets Possessed by Lords and Generals Every Day [Three Kingdoms]

In the sixteenth year of Jian'an, Sun Quan heard that Liu Bei was campaigning west and planned to have Lady Sun take A Dou to Jiangdong. Zhao Yun and Zhang Fei went to rescue him, but he was nowhere to be found. Several days later, A Dou appeared after suffering a great ordeal. Everyone was relieved to see him, and he was renowned for his courage. It was only later that they realized there was a tiny little problem with his mind. The doctor said, "We can't diagnose this. You'll have to go to Hanzhong and ask the Celestial Master." #Proper doctors don't treat dissociative identity disorder!# #Especially when the patient has a whole bunch of personalities that switch in and out at any moment# #Round One: The Grand General Who Pacifies the Nation, Li Shimin# #The kid seems to have reverted to an ancestor, specifically Liu Bang# #Emperor Wu of Han watches a man claiming to be Liu Bang: ?# #The Beggar Emperor Zhu Chongba: What a coincidence, I can see my grown son# #The Ming Taizong becomes Ming Chengzu, Zhu Di: ...# #Lord Yue Fei, loyal to the nation# #Li Longji, who rose and fell by his own hand# #The First Emperor, who doesn't want to clock in, much less put in any effort, but can't stand watching this# #And a naive, clueless college student# A little courtly contest to see who had it worse: Zhang Fei: A Dou doesn't even call me Uncle anymore!!! Zhao Yun: Third Brother, you've got it easy. I almost became an old general. Liu Bei: What am I supposed to say? Zhuge Liang: My lord, that day... he called me Father Prime Minister. Guan Yu: What's that compared to what happened to you? One day A Dou faced me, lit three sticks of incense, and said... May Lord Guan bless me. In the end, Guan Yu won this absurd contest by a landslide. Sun Qian: ...May I ask what there is to be proud of, even if you win this contest??? ※ An alternate-universe Three Kingdoms setting ※ Coming soon: Gaming in Qin While My Thoughts Get Leaked and Unlocking More Factions in the Three Kingdoms. Please add them to your reading list =3= ※ Other historical stories in the same series: Watching Short Videos in the Qin Dynasty and Accidentally Casting Them on the Big Screen; The Imperial Relatives Can All Hear the Third Prince's Thoughts A friend's story: Apocalypse Players [The Fourth Calamity] by Anjing De Jiu Qiao. Blurb: The Fourth Calamity storms into Cthulhu Ming. My upcoming story, Gaming in Qin While My Thoughts Get Leaked. Please add it to your reading list =3= Blurb: The Fourth Calamity has no feelings. Ying Zheng merely pats him, and his prestige buff goes up. Ying Qi: ?! [Father, pat me!] [I'm full of feelings!] Qin Shi Huang heard Ying Qi's thoughts, fell silent for a moment, then patted his youngest son. What's this? Big Brother, gimme a nuzzle! What's this? Li Si, gimme a nuzzle! What's this? Liu Bang, gimme a nuzzle! What's this? Zhang Liang, gimme a nuzzle! What's this? Zhao... No nuzzling him! Who would want a debuff?! Build up enough, and your level goes up. Players being able to make things is only natural, right? So crafting the Great Wall with my bare hands is perfectly reasonable, right? Synthesis is a totally normal skill, isn't it? So synthesizing some antibiotics is perfectly reasonable, right? Since we're here, how could we not build a few wonders? Wonders don't harm the nation. They only increase prestige and luck! Buffs make people happy! Ying Qi: Now that's what I call a prosperous Qin! Ying Zheng: It is rather prosperous. It would be even better if I didn't know those people eventually overthrew my empire. Theme: Every day brings something new to look forward to