Name: Liu Shan Gets Possessed by Lords and Generals Every Day [Three Kingdoms]
Author: You Wei Xue Li

Synopsis

In the sixteenth year of Jian'an, Sun Quan heard that Liu Bei was campaigning west and planned to have Lady Sun take A Dou to Jiangdong. Zhao Yun and Zhang Fei went to rescue him, but he was nowhere to be found.

Several days later, A Dou appeared after suffering a great ordeal. Everyone was relieved to see him, and he was renowned for his courage. It was only later that they realized there was a tiny little problem with his mind.

The doctor said, "We can't diagnose this. You'll have to go to Hanzhong and ask the Celestial Master."

#Proper doctors don't treat dissociative identity disorder!#

#Especially when the patient has a whole bunch of personalities that switch in and out at any moment#

#Round One: The Grand General Who Pacifies the Nation, Li Shimin#

#The kid seems to have reverted to an ancestor, specifically Liu Bang#

#Emperor Wu of Han watches a man claiming to be Liu Bang: ?#

#The Beggar Emperor Zhu Chongba: What a coincidence, I can see my grown son#

#The Ming Taizong becomes Ming Chengzu, Zhu Di: ...#

#Lord Yue Fei, loyal to the nation#

#Li Longji, who rose and fell by his own hand#

#The First Emperor, who doesn't want to clock in, much less put in any effort, but can't stand watching this#

#And a naive, clueless college student#

A little courtly contest to see who had it worse:

Zhang Fei: A Dou doesn't even call me Uncle anymore!!!

Zhao Yun: Third Brother, you've got it easy. I almost became an old general.

Liu Bei: What am I supposed to say?

Zhuge Liang: My lord, that day... he called me Father Prime Minister.

Guan Yu: What's that compared to what happened to you? One day A Dou faced me, lit three sticks of incense, and said...

May Lord Guan bless me.

In the end, Guan Yu won this absurd contest by a landslide.

Sun Qian: ...May I ask what there is to be proud of, even if you win this contest???

※ An alternate-universe Three Kingdoms setting

※ Coming soon: Gaming in Qin While My Thoughts Get Leaked and Unlocking More Factions in the Three Kingdoms. Please add them to your reading list =3=

※ Other historical stories in the same series: Watching Short Videos in the Qin Dynasty and Accidentally Casting Them on the Big Screen; The Imperial Relatives Can All Hear the Third Prince's Thoughts

A friend's story: Apocalypse Players [The Fourth Calamity] by Anjing De Jiu Qiao.

Blurb: The Fourth Calamity storms into Cthulhu Ming.

My upcoming story, Gaming in Qin While My Thoughts Get Leaked. Please add it to your reading list =3=

Blurb: The Fourth Calamity has no feelings. Ying Zheng merely pats him, and his prestige buff goes up.

Ying Qi: ?!

[Father, pat me!]

[I'm full of feelings!]

Qin Shi Huang heard Ying Qi's thoughts, fell silent for a moment, then patted his youngest son.

What's this? Big Brother, gimme a nuzzle!

What's this? Li Si, gimme a nuzzle!

What's this? Liu Bang, gimme a nuzzle!

What's this? Zhang Liang, gimme a nuzzle!