Every Job Makes Me Cry [GB]

The male lead is willing to do anything to win the female lead's heart.

To win her over through her stomach, he trained hard at cooking and took first place in the God of Cooking contest. He cooked for her himself and asked if it tasted good.

Female lead: "It's delicious. Would you be interested in coming to my house..."

Male lead: "Sure, sure!"

Female lead: "To work as a chef."

Male lead: "?"

After crying in the kitchen all night, the male lead quit his job without hesitation the next day.

To win her over through her ears, he trained hard at singing and took first place in the God of Singing contest. He sang for her himself and asked if it sounded good.

Female lead: "It sounds great. Would you be interested in coming to my house..."

Male lead: "Sure, sure!"

Female lead: "To work as a lounge singer."

Male lead: "?"

After crying in the recording studio all night, the male lead quit his job without hesitation the next day.

To win her over through her eyes, he trained hard in aesthetics and took first place in a fashion design competition. He designed clothes for her himself and asked if they looked good.

Female lead: "They look great. Would you be interested in coming to my house..."

The male lead held his breath, waiting for her to finish.

Female lead: "To be our head designer."

Male lead: "..."

This time he didn't quit, because he hadn't even started the job.

The more the male lead thought about it, the angrier and more frustrated he became. He drank himself into a stupor, then woozily called the female lead.

The male lead complained incoherently, "I'm drinking."

Female lead: "Okay. Would you be interested in coming to my house..."

Before she could finish, the male lead hurriedly hung up and raced over in a taxi.

When he arrived at the female lead's house, he heard the whole thing.

Female lead: "To be a bartender."

The male lead was sad, heartbroken, and devastated.

He burst into tears, soaking the front of his clothes. "Bartender, bartender! All you ever think about is chefs, singers, and bartenders. Are you that short-staffed at home?"

The female lead flusteredly tried to wipe away his tears. "I also have a job crying at funerals..."

The male lead cried even harder. Giving up and throwing caution to the wind, he blurted out, "Who wants to do your jobs? I just want to be your wife. Is that so hard?"

The female lead was stunned. "If you want to be my wife, you could have just said so. I've never turned down any of your requests."

Male lead: "...?"

*

The night she ate the male lead's cooking, the female lead spent half an hour retching in the bathroom.

The night she heard the male lead sing, his demonic singing haunted her mind, keeping her awake even when she remembered it in the middle of the night.

After taking a second look at the clothes the male lead designed, the female lead nervously closed her eyes.

Even so, she was still willing to encourage his dreams, even though they changed every single day.

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A wooden-headed female lead

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