Who Taught You to Kiss Cockroaches Like That? [GB]

[Normal Anatomy GB] [Normal Cockroach Anatomy, Normal Female-Male Anatomy] [Enter at Your Own Risk, My Kinks Are Weird] People don't turn into cockroaches for no reason. Yan Tan was already dead, but she had to come back anyway, transformed into a giant cockroach crawling around Qi Xun's home. Watching Qi Xun muddle through life, she felt sorry for him and decided to help. Today, she'd poop in his breakfast. Tomorrow, she'd carry food she'd bitten onto his pillow. A few days later. Another cockroach asked, "Hey, friend, why are you peeking at a human taking a shower?" Yan Tan said, "He likes me." Another cockroach asked, "Hey, friend, why is it so filthy in here?" Yan Tan said, "Because he likes me." Another cockroach asked, "Hey, friend, why hasn't the homeowner taken out the trash all week?" Yan Tan said, "I told you already. It's because he likes me." The other cockroaches thought Yan Tan was crazy, until they saw the slovenly homeowner clean himself up until he was neat and handsome, then leave with a bunch of daisies in his hands. Shocked, one asked, "Hey, friend, where's he going?" Yan Tan said, "Why do you keep asking the same thing every day? I've told you so many times, he likes... Oh, that? He's going to pay his respects to me." * The other cockroaches all thought the new arrival was ridiculously conceited. Humans? Towering, superior creatures who, when they saw a cockroach, would kill it with one slap of a slipper, or two. They told Yan Tan every day to stop indulging in wild fantasies. The great Cockroach God only favored humble cockroaches with substance. Then they saw that guy, Qi Xun, right? Their filthy homeowner, kissing the new cockroach. Only then did all the cockroaches feel the sky had fallen. * Male lead's perspective: One day, Qi Xun woke up all alone. Everyone around him told him Yan Tan had died in a car accident. Qi Xun didn't believe them. Clinging to evidence only he accepted, he repeatedly checked every tiny detail, telling everyone that the truth could not possibly be this. But the people who knew those details all seemed to have coordinated their stories, insisting that none of it had ever happened. In the third year after Yan Tan died in everyone else's version of events, Qi Xun received a phone call. * A touch of the supernatural. Content warning, updated as I go: 1. In the end, the female and male leads will become two free and happy cockroaches, living together. I think this is adorable, but I'm adding the warning anyway. ----Coming soon: I Really Do Like Him GB. Please add it to your favorites---- Normal anatomy Before the cultivation world's grand tournament, You Muqi was an obscure disciple of the Chibai Sect. After the tournament, she was one of the most outstanding young cultivators in the entire cultivation world, with a boundless future ahead of her. The other champion was the Buddhist prodigy of Tianji Hall. After fighting to a draw for seven days and seven nights, it was only natural that the two geniuses would develop a sense of mutual admiration. The Buddhist prodigy was a once-in-a-millennium talent, born with Buddha's bones. Naturally refined and gentle, he played a wooden fish among the martial monks, becoming a distinctive sound cultivator. He bore the heavy responsibility of suppressing the seal on the demonic sect, carried the hopes of the world, and was surrounded by the heavenly light that symbolized good fortune. He truly had an unlimited future ahead of him, with the potential to save all living beings and attain immortality. Then the Buddhist prodigy was trapped on Mount Kunlun, and the meridians in his wrists were completely severed. His wooden fish became nothing more than a decoration. Tianji Hall devoted the entire sect's resources to treating his severed meridians. Ten years later, he appeared before the world again, still holding his wooden fish, but now using formations. Just a few years later, the Buddhist prodigy was caught up in a major sect scandal, and countless Buddhist elders looked at him with disappointment. When You Muqi saw him again, his Buddha's bones had been stripped away, his spiritual roots removed, and he was kneeling before a Buddha statue, bowing his head. From a distance, You Muqi looked at him. The Buddhist prodigy stared back in a daze, then pressed his lips into a somewhat bitter smile. A century had passed since that seven-day contest. You Muqi, now a sword cultivator, broke through the pressure on Tianfeng Peak and slew a thousand-year-old demon with a breakthrough sword strike. She brushed aside the countless halos surrounding her and heard that the Buddhist prodigy had been expelled from his sect. You Muqi appeared before him as he stood in utter disarray. The Buddhist prodigy looked up slightly and said, "I think you're all I have left." She was the only friend he had left. At last, the vermilion mark between his brows, red as blood, was stained with blood. You Muqi reached out to touch it. She thought, At last. Later, the seal suppressing the demons weakened, and You Muqi fell into a trap laid by an illusion demon, unleashing countless phantoms of memories. Just as she broke free, she ran into the Buddhist prodigy, who had come to save her. His gaze was complicated. He silently took a step back. You Muqi said, "Ah, you've found out." He had found out that she had gradually destroyed his meridians, severed his ties to his family, and crushed his ideals. So that he would have only her. She soon smiled. "Then you won't have to pretend you don't know anymore." * Loving someone means destroying them. I really do like him. Content warnings: 1. The female lead is ruthless and will stop at nothing. Anyone who is kind to her, cruel to her, has nothing to do with her, good, evil, or innocent might get stabbed by her. (It's still a kink of mine, but I'm adding the warning anyway.) Theme: The distance love can cross is longer than a lifetime.