Don't Call Me Baby

Please check out my upcoming novel, Will This Villainous Side Character Crash and Burn Today? The blurb is at the very bottom

[A hilariously good-at-pretending, silly little baby bottom * a scheming, puppy-like top]

Lu Anran is widely regarded as an aloof, untouchable beauty: clever and cool, always poker-faced, and without a single friend. Even when it comes to his roommate Cheng Qi, all Lu Anran can say is, “We’re not close.”

Cheng Qi can’t stand pretentious people like that and has never been nice to him.

Then Cheng Qi loses a game and is forced to call Lu Anran “Baby.”

He pulls open Lu Anran’s bed curtain. “Ba, ”

Before he can get the second syllable out, he sees Lu Anran secretly eating cake with cream all over his mouth.

The bed, usually hidden behind the tightly drawn curtains, is covered in adorable plush toys.

Cheng Qi’s brain freezes. The word slips out: “Baby?!”

Lu Anran: “?”

He warily shields his cake.

After that, Cheng Qi starts noticing all sorts of things that don’t add up about Lu Anran.

The next morning, Lu Anran’s eyes are red and swollen. He calmly explains, “I was just up all night studying.”

Cheng Qi: Who was sobbing across from my bed last night, begging the female lead not to die?

When someone argues with him, Lu Anran coolly watches the other person make a scene. “What a clown. You’re not worth my time.”

At three in the morning, a two-thousand-word post reporting that person appears on the school forum.

When Lu Anran is cornered by him and can’t get away, all he can do is turn red at the ears and call him a bad dog, telling him to get lost.

Cheng Qi thinks, I’m done for.

Upcoming novel: Will This Villainous Side Character Crash and Burn Today?

Chi Zhimian transmigrates into a book and becomes the fake young master, a cannon-fodder side character who is arrogant and spoiled, constantly causes trouble, and dies in a car accident.

He looks at the script provided by the System: poison the real young master, leak his family company’s trade secrets, and even recklessly seduce the villainous Boss…

Chi Zhimian lies down in the middle of the road, looking serene. “Then I choose to get run over.”

The next second, the System sends a car covered in spikes speeding toward him.

Spineless Chi Zhimian springs up off the road in a flash and pats his chest. “Leave this little task to me!”

The System tells him to drug the real young master. Chi Zhimian immediately gets the idea and pours him a glass of specially prepared chili water.

When the System scolds him, Chi Zhimian argues without a hint of shame, “His face is flushed, he’s taking his clothes off on his own, and he’s shaking his head while making muffled noises. How does that not meet your requirements?”

The System watches the real young master, red as a monkey and racing around the room in agony. “?”

After that, Chi Zhimian gets more and more creative. He manages to stay on the plot while making a fortune, with only the final step of seducing the villain before making a perfect exit left to go.

But whenever he thinks of the villainous Boss, Pei Zhi, his nerves start to fray. They say Pei Zhi is ruthless and cold-blooded, a living King of Hell who brings misfortune to anyone who crosses him.

After all, according to the original story, Pei Zhi throws him out the door on the very night he climbs into his bed.

At least he’s laid a soft mat by the door. Even if he gets tossed out, it won’t hurt too much, right?

Just as he thinks this, Chi Zhimian looks up and meets a pair of dark eyes.

Pei Zhi asks in a low voice, “What are you doing?”

Chi Zhimian tugs at his collar. “Seduce you?”

Isn’t it obvious?

Pei Zhi glances at Chi Zhimian’s childish teddy-bear pajamas and the waistband of his pants, cinched tight with an iron chain. “…”

He hooks a finger into the chain. Chi Zhimian is pulled forward, his waist bending into a graceful curve.

“Undo the chain.”

Chi Zhimian remembers that, according to the book, Pei Zhi hates people who throw themselves at him. Gritting his teeth, he wraps his arms around Pei Zhi’s neck. “Why don’t you undo it for me~~~”

Pei Zhi pauses and reaches for the chain. Then he falls completely silent.

Chi Zhimian thinks his plan has worked and puts on a wounded expression. “Does big brother not like me?”

Just as he’s about to make a run for it, Pei Zhi says slowly, “Chi Zhimian, the chain is tied in a dead knot.”

Chi Zhimian: “?”

Chi Zhimian: “!”

Unable to ignore the laughter in the big shot’s voice, he covers his face. “Could you please stop laughing…”

Call 119 for him, you bastard!

Theme: Love needs no disguise.