My Dao Partner Is a Fish [Honghuang]

In Zhuangzi's Free and Easy Wandering, it says: "In the Northern Ocean there is a fish called Kun. The Kun is so huge that no one knows how many thousand li it spans. It transforms into a bird called Peng. The Peng's back is so huge that no one knows how many thousand li it spans." That was Pu Qian's first impression of the Kunpeng. She never imagined that, by a twist of fate, she would become the Kunpeng's cultivation partner that very day. And after that, there was no after that. Whenever the Kunpeng had one of his episodes, Pu Qian couldn't stop thinking of another version: "In the Northern Ocean there is a fish called Kun. The Kun is so huge you can't stew it in one pot. It transforms into a bird called Peng. The Peng is so huge you need two grills, one for honey glaze and one for mild spice, and you can eat until you're stuffed." Male lead's perspective: When the Kunpeng was at his bleakest and most despondent, a beam of light fell from the sky, plunging beneath the sea. It was dazzling, brilliant. The Kunpeng couldn't help but be blinded by it. That was when he realized it wasn't a ray of light at all, but a heavenly treasure, and one that had taken human form. It landed right in front of him. Clearly, this was a good thing. But whether it was a good thing for this human-shaped treasure to become his cultivation partner was another matter. Still, when he thought about it, the treasure was his, and so was his cultivation partner. In other words, she was all his. No one was going to steal her away. Maybe... It wasn't so hard to accept? ※ Content warning: The male lead is petty, obsessive, gloomy, and not a good person, but he will be good only to the female lead. Marriage before love. ※ Honghuang complete: More than ten completed Honghuang novels, including Chang Xi, the Moon Goddess [Honghuang], are coming your way. A friend's upcoming novel: The Unspeakable Ming by Anjing De Jiu Qiao One-line pitch: The Fourth Calamity storms into an ancient-style Lovecraftian world Please add my upcoming novel to your favorites: Ah Dou Gets Possessed by the Souls of Emperors and Ministers Every Day In the sixteenth year of Jian'an, Sun Quan heard that Liu Bei was heading west on an expedition and planned to have Lady Sun take Ah Dou to Jiangdong. Zhao Yun and Zhang Fei set out to rescue him, but he was nowhere to be found. Several days later, Ah Dou appeared after enduring a terrible ordeal. Everyone was relieved, except that something was a tiny bit wrong with his mind. The doctor said, "We can't diagnose this. You'll have to go to Hanzhong and ask the celestial master." #No respectable doctor treats multiple personality disorder# #Especially when there are a whole bunch of personalities that switch in and out at random# #Round one: Celestial Strategist and General, Li Shimin# #The child may have reverted to his ancestor, the great-grandfather Liu Bang# #Li Longji, a man who staked everything on victory or defeat# #The Beggar Emperor, Zhu Chongba# #The Ming Taizong changes his title to Ming Chengzu, Zhu Di# #The loyal and patriotic Yue Fei# #The Ancestral Dragon, who doesn't want to do the work, let alone put in any effort, but can't stand watching# #And a sweet, clueless college student# A little contest among lord and vassals, each comparing their misfortunes: Zhang Fei: Ah Dou doesn't even call me Uncle anymore!!! Zhao Yun: You've got it easy, Third Brother. I almost became an old general. Liu Bei: What about me? Zhuge Liang: Young Master, that day... he called me Father. Guan Yu: You call that anything? One day, Ah Dou stood before me and lit three sticks of incense, then said: "Second Lord Guan, bless me." In the end, Guan Yu won this ridiculous contest by a landslide. Sun Qian: ...May I ask what you have to be so proud of, even if you won this contest??? Theme: Even in your darkest hour, a light of your own will always find its way to you