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Where she lived, spiritual energy was abundant, her talent extraordinary, and the Great Dao favored her. But no matter what, she couldn't change the fact that gods and demons lived in a harsh environment with scant morality. Aside from a handful of individuals, those called big shots were actually cannon fodder!
She, Yun Shan, was one of them. To survive and escape her cannon-fodder fate, she was an utterly ordinary god-demon.
She learned the essential lessons for gods and demons: cultivating hard, growing stronger, collecting magical treasures, and carefully making sure her enemies were dead, so she wouldn't be at anyone's mercy.
In truth, many gods and demons knew of a particularly ruthless star who was merciless not only to her enemies, but also made sure to erase every trace of their bodies.
Luo Hou, another vicious and bloodthirsty figure in the chaos who loved to improve his cultivation through duels, also took an interest in Yun Shan.
But long before that, Yun Shan had already made a deep impression on Luo Hou. Her fists were practically itching to hit him.
When Pan Gu split heaven and earth, their feud was sealed for good.
For a long time, the first thing Yun Shan thought about every time she woke up was how to kill Luo Hou.
Her methods included, but weren't limited to, digging a pit and burying him deep underground, teaming up with Hong Jun to eliminate their mutual enemy, poaching Luo Hou's followers, and facing him head-on with a branch in hand.
Luo Hou, for his part, gave it his all too, blood staining his body as he came at her like wildfire.
As Luo Hou's schemes grew more and more elaborate, one day he came to confess his love to her.
It was just after the rain had cleared. Luo Hou held the Godslayer Spear, standing tall and proud, his handsome face full of a captivating smile.
Yun Shan: As if I'd believe that! You're even using your looks to manipulate me now!
Luo Hou: ...I'm serious!
※ A male lead who digs so many pits that he falls into one himself x a female lead who has dueled so much that she's absolutely steadfast.
Other completed works: My author page has over ten completed Honghuang novels coming your way.
Similar upcoming works: My Dao Companion Is a Fish, This Sect Would Fall Apart Without Me [Honghuang].
Other upcoming works: The Imperial Clan Can All Hear the Third Prince's Inner Thoughts, I Became a Music Cultivator and Made It to the Top of the World by Being Terrible
A friend's upcoming novel: The Unnameable Tang, by Anjing De Jiu Qiao
One-line pitch: When the Tang Dynasty Meets Cthulhu
↓↓ Upcoming novel blurbs below ↓↓
The Imperial Clan Can All Hear the Third Prince's Inner Thoughts
One day, I transmigrated into Yin Zhi, and I couldn't help but fall silent.
Yin Zhi, Kangxi's third son, was an unparalleled calligrapher and horse archer. But life has its ups and downs, and his seemed to go in endless cycles.
Generally speaking, the Third Prince was a complete nonentity in the struggle among the nine princes for the throne. His faction was even more invisible than he was.
Before he could stand up, he was already knocked down.
And he fell into the same pit twice.
Yin Zhi: ...
Yin Zhi looked at his chubby little hands and short legs. Forget it, maybe he shouldn't try to stand up after all. Better to keep his head down. He also glanced at the System, which was stuck offline and never connected to the internet. It was completely useless.
At last, the starter pack finally opened, but the System interface was exactly the same except for a new speaker icon.
He asked the System, and it said it would take another forty years before it could receive a user notification txt file.
Yin Zhi: "...What good are you?"
After not seeing Kangxi for a long time, Yin Zhi ran into him while paying his respects.
[It's been ages, Imperial Father. You don't look as spry as you used to. Your steps are unsteady too. Isn't it a little early to be all show and no substance?]
[Is this really my Imperial Father, who'll live to sixty-eight and nearly make it to seventy?]
Kangxi: You unfilial son! I was reviewing memorials yesterday! My foot's unsteady because I knocked it the other day, and you, you unfilial son, have already forgotten!
That very afternoon, Kangxi began taking care of his health.
Yin Zhi saw Kangxi and the Crown Prince sharing a close father-son bond.
[The Crown Prince is really handsome. Imperial Father and the Crown Prince get along so well. What a shame they'll fall out later, and he'll be deposed twice and put under house arrest for the rest of his life.]
The father and son, who had been getting along so well, both paused.
[But the Crown Prince is also being ridiculous. He says, "How could anyone be Crown Prince for forty years?" There are people who've been Crown Prince for almost seventy years. That person was Crown Prince long enough for Imperial Father to live out his whole life. If you keep trying, maybe you'll become emperor yourself.]
Kangxi: ??? You unfilial son! Is it polite to compare my lifespan to someone else's?
Yin Zhi saw Yin Zhen, still young but already moody and unpredictable.
[It's one thing to be this moody at such a young age, but I never heard you had mental health problems too. Fourth Brother, can you really become emperor like this?]
Fourth Brother: ???
Then Yin Zhi walked off without a backward glance.
From Yin Zhi's perspective, he was just keeping his head down every day, while the First Prince, the Crown Prince, the Fourth Prince, and the Eighth Prince all reached out to recruit him.
Even Kangxi sought him out for late-night heart-to-heart talks.
Yin Zhi: ???
Why are all of you coming to me?
※ Alternate-history Qing dynasty transmigration, many original liberties taken
This Sect Would Fall Apart Without Me [Honghuang]
Blurb:
Sheng Wan was the senior disciple of her sect. From the outside, her position looked enviable, but in reality, she had recruited everyone in the sect except for her master.
There was only one reason:
Her master was Hong Yun.
The one known as the Great Good Guy of Honghuang.
First, take their guest elder: a half-dead hollow willow she had transplanted.
Then take a look at her junior brothers and sisters.
A three-legged Golden Crow who said, "Before there was Hong Jun, there was me," and who was still around.
Kong Xuan, crown prince of the Phoenix Clan, just as proud as could be.
Chang'e, a good corpse who had lost her memories after something went wrong with her true form and accidentally wandered into... the sect.
Hou Yi, who joined the sect to pursue Chang'e.
Xing Tian, who had been forced to go undercover there by accident...
Today, Kong Xuan and Lu Ya nearly came to blows. Xing Tian watched, itching to join in. Chang'e sat off to the side while Hou Yi shelled sunflower seeds for her.
And Hong Yun, the sect elder?
He'd gone out to mooch a meal.
Sheng Wan came back to find this scene. After a moment's thought, she decided the whole lot of them were hopeless. She might as well go out and find some third-generation disciples.
But without Sheng Wan knowing, her danger rating had already shot to the very top. If anyone crossed her, the people behind her could truly kill them eight or a thousand times over.
Blurb two: After transmigrating into a bamboo spirit, she found that, unbelievably, a hollow willow stood beside her bamboo stalk.
Even more unbelievable, her master said his name was Hong Yun, with Hong as in red and Yun as in cloud.
Sheng Wan: ...
I must have opened this the wrong way.
Then Sheng Wan realized that there was no such thing as too unbelievable, only endless levels of unbelievable.
After mooching countless meals at Wuzhuang Temple, Sheng Wan finally got fired up and took on the heavy responsibility of reviving the sect. For instance, first she would kidnap... trick a junior disciple into joining!
Theme: If there's no opportunity, create one, and make the most of the present
Hongjun is the last one to know about their affairs hahahahaha
Luo Hu, although you are gone now, at least we at Yunshan now have a place for you in our hearts, so it is a good departure.
Luo Hu: If I don't come, I won't have any place in your heart.
Why did it end here? I'm an adult. Is there anything behind that I can't see?
He is enlightened. Our Lord is about to be enlightened. Wow, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Hahahahahaha, Pangu has the best relationship with the heroine. Later, when Pangu is gone, it feels like it will be like Tongtian. It's all my fault that I've watched too many bloody dramas. Bai Yueguang died early, fell in love and killed his official partner, and the descendants are related to Bai Yueguang, hahahahahaha
I woke up in the middle of the night with a raised eyebrow and suddenly sat up: "No, he is sick, right?"
Okay, okay, I really like this pulling feeling.
Hahahahahahahahahaha, it made me laugh so hard. Hahahahahaha
Hongjun is the last one to know about their affairs hahahahaha
Luo Hu, although you are gone now, at least we at Yunshan now have a place for you in our hearts, so it is a good departure.
Luo Hu: If I don't come, I won't have any place in your heart.
Why did it end here? I'm an adult. Is there anything behind that I can't see?
He is enlightened. Our Lord is about to be enlightened. Wow, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Hahahahahaha, Pangu has the best relationship with the heroine. Later, when Pangu is gone, it feels like it will be like Tongtian. It's all my fault that I've watched too many bloody dramas. Bai Yueguang died early, fell in love and killed his official partner, and the descendants are related to Bai Yueguang, hahahahahaha
I woke up in the middle of the night with a raised eyebrow and suddenly sat up: "No, he is sick, right?"
Okay, okay, I really like this pulling feeling.
Hahahahahahahahahaha, it made me laugh so hard. Hahahahahaha
The car is driving too obscurely.