Reviving an Innocent Cop with 99 Snark Points

**The world needs more dark humor.

**Hiromitsu Morofushi: Can you really make jokes that dark?

"If you want to come back to life, collect snark points!"

Those words appear in a System pop-up before them, leaving both of them speechless.

"Is there any point in collecting something like that?" Hiromitsu Morofushi asks. He's become a full-fledged snarky character. "I've been making snarky remarks since the first day I came to this house, and I'm still not at 99? If I keep this up, I'll have to put on glasses and cosplay as Shinpachi."

"Yeah."

"Besides, who wants to come back to life? Just let me attain Buddhahood already!"

"No! If you attain Buddhahood, who'll make dark jokes with me?"

"Go find someone else!" The beleaguered, innocent cop grabs his clothes and shouts, "You've already stolen my pure heart. Are you going to take my pure ●● too?!"

Theme: Life needs snark