I’m preparing to change the blurb. The worldbuilding and character concepts will stay the same, but the story will be presented from a different angle.
Birds swim in the water, fish fly through the sky, rats with human faces flee in a panic, and antelopes imitate humans, sobbing.
Mother says brains mixed with rice taste great. I look at her head, half-rotted, and stir the bowl with my fork. Father has a camera for an eye and crawls across the ground, twisting and writhing. The neighbor lady attempts suicide on the rooftop every day. I walk up to the coffee shop, and she falls to her death right in front of me.
I crush an orange soda bottle and toss it into the trash. Then I raise my hands in surrender and let them take me to the Picasso Psychiatric Hospital.
The hospital’s welcome ceremony is quite original: they give me a boy.
Song Ming doesn’t like his crazy fellow patient, Shi Yu. Keeping a patient like that in a psychiatric hospital is practically a service to society, ridding the people of a menace.
The first time, Shi Yu suddenly stabbed the NPC teacher in the neck with a pen during class. Blood sprayed everywhere, and Shi Yu laughed maniacally. Song Ming was punished along with him and locked in the white room.
The second time, Shi Yu staged a bandwagon effect. Song Ming was on the rooftop drinking orange soda when Shi Yu grabbed a megaphone and called out to the other patients. Song Ming was forced to share the white room with Shi Yu again.
The third time, before anything could even start, Song Ming kicked him onto the bed. The two of them were back to their white-room routine.
Wherever Song Ming went, Shi Yu always found him without fail, nuzzling his nose against him like a puppy.
Though he didn’t like the guy, Song Ming decided to try raising a puppy with rabies. But he forgot that dogs bite, and rabies has an extremely high mortality rate.
When the director brought Shi Yu to meet his fellow patient, Shi Yu was stuffing firecrackers into an evil NPC’s belly. A crushed can rolled away by his feet. The new patient immediately caught Shi Yu’s attention: a dazzling, bright yellow. His wicked instincts kicked in, and he nervously swallowed.
I want him.
Shi Yu leaped at him and placed Song Ming’s hand against his own pounding heart. “Wow! Are you my new fellow patient? I like you so much!”
The patient gave him a cool glance. Shi Yu tilted his head, and his expression instantly turned cold. Looks like he doesn’t like me.
I’ll make sure he remembers me.
A ruthless, taciturn bottom who’s obsessed with orange soda × a crazy, adorable puppy top who’ll go mad right along with you
In short, an energy-saving extreme minimalist who’s practically dead on their feet meets an energetic, ultra-minimalist puppy.
A chuunibyo adventure story, featuring the characters going crazy every day in “dungeon” worlds. Also known as Chuunibyo Must Save the World.
An alternate universe + chuunibyo + wild imagination + whatever weird ideas I feel like.
* The main story is in third person. A jinx meets a lunatic.
* Absurd, with plenty of fun nonsense. The school and the hospital are connected.
* If you can’t handle it, please leave in time, QAQ. The world is like this, so of course our babies aren’t normal!!
Theme: Punish evil and promote good, protect the world!
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