The World Boss Is Actually My Ex-Boyfriend [Infinite]

Smiling warmly in public, a genuine lunatic in private, and more convincing than a dog when pretending to sell insurance, the recipient × A long-haired, abnormal attacker who got carried away and ended up falling for his own game three times

I really want to revise this (I don't even know what I wrote, and I was incredibly unlucky to post it on the day JJ went down

(╥﹏╥))

I'll try writing an ensemble infinite-flow story when I'm more capable, Orz. It really hurts too much.

[Welcome, players, to the Third-Party World. We'll say this three times: If it exists, there's a reason for it. If it exists, there's a reason for it. If it exists, there's a reason for it.]

Song Chi, a severe hypochondriac, finishes his final insurance sale before becoming a full-time employee. On his way home, he gets hit while crossing at a traffic light and dies, then gets pulled into the Third-Party World.

In this world of terrifying escapes, Song Chi gains the supernatural ability SAN.

Song Chi has this to say: "..." What a useless ability. The key problem is that his SAN was already absurdly high.

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An ordinary young man arrives in the Third-Party World. Aside from his good looks, he has no other distinguishing features, and even his supernatural ability is utterly unremarkable.

What no one expects is that when the livestream is on, he acts more convincingly than a dog, but the moment it goes off, he's a reckless lunatic.

He often asks, "Would you like to buy insurance?" Everyone thinks Song Chi is just talking nonsense, until he kisses Shen Zhifa, and his business starts taking off, reaching more and more people and earning more and more points.

As he keeps clearing stages and setting records, Song Chi discovers that the Third-Party World is a feast created by the Creator, absurd and chaotic, with the world itself as a hidden, enormous boss.

Song Chi: "..." Time to make a big plan and lead the team in blowing up the world.

Then he discovers the BOSS seems to be my former/current almost-boyfriend???

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Shen Yi has died twice. His scattered memories intertwine, all pointing to one person: Song Chi.

But the other person seems to have forgotten him, and he can't remember much either.

So what should he do? Keeping someone locked up and forcing them to love you is a lot easier than pursuing them.

At last, Song Chi ends up in Shen Yi's hands in a dimly lit solitary confinement room.

Shen Yi looks at the young man across the table. His wrists are cuffed, an unnatural blush on his face, yet he still smiles at Shen Yi. Suddenly, he leans forward, his eyes seeming to hook him in. "Darling, would you like some insurance? It's on sale."

Shen Yi: "..." Why is all he can think about insurance?

Why is dating so hard? I quit!

Reminder: [If the Third-Party World comes looking for you, please don't panic. The world wants to make a deal with you.]

A guide to the Third-Party World

★ Monster-fighting and leveling up, frantic killing, escape-room horror. The world has the final say in all explanations. These aren't instances.

* None of them are good people.

* A touch of ensemble cast, with a side couple. There are encounters and redemption, and insurance is just a small part of it.

* If it's not your thing, just click away. Don't be upset ^O^/.

* A full-cast escape horror story. The world is in control.

Theme: Stay determined through adversity, hold on to your original aspirations, and find your own path