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(I may revise the chapters irregularly for a while, so please ignore the updates, my dears. Once I'm done revising, I'll write an extra and see if I can pull it off.)
As a cannon-fodder supporting alpha, Ji Yang has a very clear-eyed attitude. He's always prepared for the ending where the protagonist shou does it with him before the protagonist gong kills him. So his life motto is just eight words: enjoy yourself while you can, cut your losses in time.
Ji Yang takes an Omega to the hospital for an abortion, but gets distracted by the new Omega intern there.
The intern is tall, with long legs and eyes so tender they could look at a dog that way. But his mouth is viciously sharp. Ji Yang gets verbally attacked, and his already lousy mood gets even worse.
Ji Yang remembers the guy's name: Wen Song.
Everyone in their circle says that Young Master Ji looks refined and unworldly on the surface, but gets up to all kinds of wild things in private. Though Ji Yang has the Ji family to back him, by day he looks after a small company that's always on the verge of going under, and by night he moonlights as the guitarist in a masked rock band at a bar.
He's handsome, fit, and a smooth talker. Plenty of people have thrown themselves at him, hoping for a night together.
Ji Yang always smiles and says, "I'm into pure love."
Everyone else: "...Only an idiot would believe that!!!"
Yet Ji Yang, the self-proclaimed pure-love type, stumbles three times over an obscure Omega. He's walled off his heart, but during his rut the two of them somehow end up in bed together.
Ji Yang, an alpha, gets pinned. An Omega pins him down. He's shocked and furious, but held so tightly he can't move at all. In the end, exhausted, limp, and hoarse, he trembles and begs Wen Song through tears and hand gestures.
Wen Song looks down at him. He has none of an Omega's scent or bearing, and Ji Yang is still trembling as he looks up at him.
Wen Song pins him down again. "Ji Yang, I can't understand you."
Early the next morning, Ji Yang runs away. To hell with that lousy company and the music. His pride and need for control were shattered all over the floor last night, beyond repair. And that wasn't an Omega at all, but a beta with absolutely no pheromones.
Thinking of this makes Ji Yang's fists clench. He flies back to Lincheng in the middle of the night and punches Wen Song. From then on, he can never get away again.
Wen Song returns to Lincheng and starts an internship at a hospital, where he runs into Ji Yang. The first time he sees Ji Yang ^o^/, Ji Yang's supposed girlfriend is apparently pregnant X﹏X.
Wen Song: staring ing (T_T)
After investigating, he finds out that's not true. Delight (*^_^*)
Hearing that Ji Yang likes soft, sweet-smelling Omegas, Wen Song immediately gets someone to buy Omega pheromones and injects himself with several doses, regardless of the consequences. Then begins his "passionate" cat-and-mouse pursuit of his future lover.
Wen Song pursues him relentlessly, barely giving him a moment to breathe. By day, he's the hospital's new intern; by night, he disguises himself as a heartbroken little Omega seeking "comfort." Every so often, he appears in front of Ji Yang under a new identity, until he finally succeeds in getting together with him.
Proactive foxlike beauty beta gong x carefree, laid-back, pure-hearted alpha shou. "Pure-hearted" means sincere about love.
*Reading Notes
1. Both have issues, and their methods go too far. Don't try this in real life. If that bothers you, please don't read.
2. Ji Yang doesn't know how to love someone. The fox is a little wicked, and there's some coercion, but it's basically consensual.
3. Please don't attack the characters. This is a slice-of-life story, almost entirely focused on romance, with very little plot.
4. If you don't like it, feel free to click away. Don't let it upset you ^O^/, and don't tell me about it either.
5. If you hit a trigger and can't handle it, please leave right away. Don't attack me personally. This is just a little sweet story, and the author is very sensitive.
About Yang: He transmigrated as a fetus. In his original world, he was in a car accident at age 12 and became paraplegic, then died at 17. He lived in a hospital the whole time, and his mind was not fully developed. In the ABO world, Yang has no script of his own, and with no written rules to guide him, he can't escape. He's immature.
Please, please add it to your collection!
Coming soon: The Colonel of the Empire After Being Captured by a Tentacle Monster
While on a field assignment, Xie Xun sees a sticky black little monster crawling toward him, gnawing at his military boot and making little noises.
He's never seen one before, so he shoots the black ball and kicks it.
Unnoticed, the black liquid splashed on his trouser leg slowly congeals and creeps along his back. Tiny teeth rub against the alpha's gland.
That night, Xie Xun jolts awake, stimulated. Something is shamelessly invading his most private place, and something soft and cool is being pushed into his mouth. He can't make a sound. All he can hear are muffled syllables: "Big brother Colonel, big brother, big..."
Again and again, each time going deeper.
The next day, Xie Xun goes to the hospital feeling like he's been run over by a truck, his face full of resentment.
The doctor stares at the report in shock. Under Xie Xun's resentful gaze, he adjusts his glasses. "Colonel Xie, you're carrying a lot of... well, they should be eggs."
Xie Xun: "??!"
The doctor warns him, "They need to be expelled as soon as possible, or your life could be in danger."
Xie Xun: "..."
The silence is deafening.
*
A month after Colonel Xie takes leave, he brings a handsome male alpha with 3S+ physical ability and mental strength to the military.
The man takes Colonel Xie's surname and is called Xie Wuzhuo. He's extraordinarily handsome, courteous, polite, and modest, the polar opposite of the irritable, arrogant Colonel Xie.
"Big brother, shall we pilot a mecha together?"
"Big brother, why aren't you talking again?"
"Big brother, don't switch me out QAQ. I have eight tentacles, surely one of them can satisfy... you."
Xie Xun glares at him coldly. "Say one more word and you're dead."
Wuzhuo's tears patter down. They can all go in at once, too. He'll just have to endure it.
The little monster isn't a tangyuan or a jellyfish. It's just a sticky mass of tentacles that lives in the lawless Zone 63 and feeds on corpses.
In his previous life, the Colonel was on the verge of death in Zone 63. The little monster really wanted to find out what a living person tasted like, so it worked up the courage to bite the Colonel's boot. It planned to eat its way up from the bottom.
Hard, and it tasted of dirt mixed with blood.
Ptooey QAQ.
The Colonel leaned against his broken mecha and smiled at it. For the first time in its life, the little monster blushed. Fortunately, it was black.
The Colonel is so handsome ahhhhh, I love him so much! Squeal.jpg.
It shyly and timidly withdrew, peeking at him.
The Colonel picked up pebbles to tease it.
Every day, the little monster went out for food to help the Colonel meet his body's needs. It wasn't very smart, and the generals it brought back were never to the Colonel's taste.
The Colonel's health grew worse and worse. Sometimes he mistook it for a toy from his childhood.
Before the Colonel died, he said, "Please eat me. Ah, why are you crying again? Can a monster cry so hard it can't catch its breath?"
It was about to cry itself to death.
In this life, it wants to save the Colonel. The little monster painstakingly crawls all the way from Zone 63 and flings itself at the Colonel's boot.
It cries out, "Boot... thank you..."
Big brother Colonel frowns and shoots it.
Little monster QAQ.
Big brother Colonel never used to treat it like this. The Colonel is bad. It's going to take its revenge in the most thorough way possible!!!
Extra Scene 1
How to soothe a black tangyuan with eight tentacles.
Lick its little tentacles and it'll get so worked up it cries. The rougher you are, the more aggrieved it gets.
Best not to do it, says Xie Xun.
Proud, sharp-tongued, soft-hearted, irritable alpha shou x sweet-on-the-outside, scheming, lovesick crybaby tangyuan tentacle-monster gong.
The little monster isn't an alpha, it's just pretending. (Wuzhuo only cries in front of Xun.)
Theme: Born to roam the wilderness, not to run on tracks
"Realization" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ sight
Sweet little couple! The rice is delicious! 💪 💪 💪
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh glory glory glory glory has been locked next chapter woo woo woo
"One year in time for alpha" is a big bug for the author~ Even if
Wow, looking forward to the extra episode |?ω?`)
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Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Oh ho ho ho, Xiaobao will be eaten again in the next chapter
It's locked again, madam(*?????)
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