What Kind of Fluffy Creature Am I Today?

Coming soon: [The Handsome Straight Man Is Forcefully Kept by a Rugged Wildman]. Please add it to your collection! My 1.45-million-word infinite-flow novel in my author column is complete. Come check it out~

Blurb for this novel: (Remember to read the reading guide)

[Healing, Oblivious Straight-Man Heartthrob Bottom × Psychologically Unwell Top Who Loves His Wife Dearly]

Sang Le is a Didi driver.

Among all the domineering CEOs, top scholars, and movie stars, his job is utterly ordinary.

But Sang Le has a secret.

When he stares into anyone's eyes for three seconds, he can see whether their soul bears the scars of past trauma.

And his job is to save those people, helping them believe in love and peace!

Confidently using his identity as a Didi driver to get close to his targets, Sang Le sets out on his missions.

Until he discovers that he's become a fluffy gerbil.

Seeing the long tail behind him, Sang Le is dumbfounded!

#You said I had to save them, but you didn't say I had to do it in this form!#

#Why do these people keep giving me weird looks? (Straight-man radar activated.)#

#Can different species fall in love?#

[Ding! Host, you earn money each time you heal someone. You can use it to upgrade your animal forms!]

And so...

He goes from a fluffy gerbil ball to a kitty, then a cockatiel, and eventually even a giant bunny!

Woo! Every day brings a different fluffball!

Things begin to change, little by little.

A boy curled up with his knees to his chest in a shabby attic discovers a white gerbil frantically washing its face beside him.

A research big shot, driven to insomnia by stress, finds a chubby orange cat carrying a custard bun by the garden fountain.

A cockatiel with rosy cheeks flies over to a racing driver covered in wounds in the middle of the night.

Once the targets have been healed, Sang Le, still disguised as a fluffy animal, leaves of his own accord.

But he discovers that every target he's treated keeps searching for him.

An esports champion keeps replaying photos of the missing bunny on his livestream.

A research big shot shows an uncensored video of his cat at an awards ceremony.

The head of the Gu Group brazenly plasters the whole city with missing-mouse notices on taxis, offering a five-million-yuan reward.

Seeing trouble brewing, Sang Le prepares to run.

But before he can get away, several men corner him and grab his wrist, exposing the dark heart-shaped birthmark in his palm.

"It's time we discussed who gets custody."

Someone ruffles the cowlick on his head.

"So, what do you say? Who are you going home with?"

Sang Le is on the verge of tears.

...Weren't they all just brothers?

What could a fluffy little guy like him possibly know?!

[Reading Guide]

1. A lighthearted, healing story. Each top gets affectionate, fluffy everyday moments with a different animal form.

2. His ability is inherited through his family.

3. Everyone is very obvious about their feelings. Secret identities get exposed amid chaotic love triangles, with plenty of fluffy cuteness.

4. Ship whoever you like. Go wild. The relationships are one-on-one at different stages.

5. These are pets in a special sense. I like things that are adorably ugly, QWQ.

6. This is a wild, abstract comedy. Take it seriously and you'll lose! Just enjoy the fun~

7. Extreme gksk, please stay away. No fake warnings or personal attacks.

8. Some elements are my own headcanon, so please don't nitpick.

Coming soon

[The Handsome Straight Man Is Forcefully Kept by a Rugged Wildman]

I'll start as soon as it gets enough collections!

Jian Yi wakes up to find his hands and feet bound, tied to a cross...

The bad news: He's transmigrated to a primitive era and is about to become a local wildman's dinner.

The good news: The wildman is, well, pretty big.

The rugged wildman at the head of the group is at least six foot three, with a body packed with muscle and a firm, scarred abdomen. He's wild through and through.

Jian Yi can't help staring at the man's grass skirt, transfixed.

Well, hey, he's tied up! That's all he can look at.

Then someone kicks him hard.

Oh, the one who kicked him is his longtime nemesis. They transmigrated here together.

Fu Chen has always been clever and well-read. After a lot of effort, he manages to lead Jian Yi out of the wildmen's camp.

Jian Yi really wants to pick a fight with Fu Chen, but he's a useless little dummy, so all he can do is mooch off Fu Chen...

Fu Chen takes him into the jungle to survive in the wilderness. They build houses and bridges, hunt and raise animals, farm, and cook.

Their life is so sweet, they're practically a married couple!

But at some point, Fu Chen starts noticing strange marks on Jian Yi that weren't there before.

Even his way of walking seems a little odd.

At last, Fu Chen catches him in the act!

Deep in the shadowy jungle, the bronze-skinned wildman bends over, licking and kissing pale, tender skin with an animal's hunger.

The difference in their sizes is so vast that one of his hands can almost encircle Jian Yi's waist...

"Mmm... Let go."

Jian Yi can't push him away, his ears burning red.

As he's struggling with the awkwardness, he turns and meets Fu Chen's eyes.

Jian Yi: ...

Fu Chen: .

So... forcing him is all it takes?

[Little Scene]

Before transmigrating...

Jian Yi: I'm straight!

After transmigrating...

Jian Yi: Hehe, free meals are the best!

Three years later...

As Jian Yi runs away with a big belly, tears well in his eyes.

Waaah, I really don't want to have any more babies!

The tops: Have the baby. I'll raise it!

[Full Group Works Part-Time, Top-Tier Star Starts with Auto Repair]

[Cool on the outside, flirtatious and sharp-tongued former top-tier star Top × Straight-Man Bottom Who's Terrible at Auto Repair but Can't Get Enough of It]

Everyone has something they love. Jiang Runian loves fixing cars.

While his peers are still worrying about their college entrance exams, he's already welded his life goal in place: to become the youngest master mechanic.

The problem is, he's terrible at fixing cars.

After yet another complaint from a customer, his long-suffering master finally kicks him into a school:

"Get promoted to S-rank, and you can take apart any luxury car in the garage!"

Jiang Runian is thrilled. How hard could that be... Wait?

An idol academy? Me?!

He thinks he can scrape by with a passing grade after staying up all night memorizing lyrics. But when the teams are formed, he's the one left over. The other members of his new boy band are an even stranger bunch:

[Teammate No. 1: The Cabbage Warrior]

Wearing red long johns with a green padded jacket, he storms across campus carrying two sacks of cabbage. He juggles twenty part-time jobs to support his family. His reason for auditioning is simple: "Ma said being an idol means free food and a place to stay."

[Teammate No. 2: The Fishing-Rod Assassin]

A former Wolf of Wall Street and financial big shot, he's actually a level-ten scholar on the fishing forum. He's been caught sneaking over the wall to fish in the campus lake again and again. "If they won't let me fish, I'll debut instead."

[Teammate No. 3: The Broke Young Master]

He wears a 9.9-yuan T-shirt with free shipping, and the threads are coming loose on his belt. He makes the trending lists after being photographed for looking "sincerely poor," and fans pool their money to buy him a belt, weeping as they do. Then, at one performance, the audience discovers that his watch could buy the whole studio...

[Teammate No. 4: Chef Wang from the Cafeteria]

A hidden talent discovered in the school kitchen, he's much better suited to cooking than idol life. "I'll follow our captain forever, until he admits my cooking has won him over!"

And the most outrageous of all is Pei Yuqing, a former top-tier star.

Three years ago, at the height of his fame, he was exposed in a wave of online scandals and left the industry. Now he's suddenly enrolled and joined the team. He speaks in cutting, sarcastic barbs, yet keeps showing up in front of Jiang Runian every few days.

The variety show Let's Take on the Challenge! Idols invites them to appear.

Before the show even airs, the live comments are already cracking up:

"A mechanic, a cook, a vegetable seller, a fisherman, and someone with scandals all over the internet. Are you filming Country Variety Stage or what?"

Just as the whole internet waits to laugh at them, an accident happens on set.

All the teams' buses break down at once. While the other contestants panic under the blazing sun, Jiang Runian is already under a bus, wrench in hand:

"Three minutes to modify the engine, two minutes to remove the seats and reduce the weight, forty-five seconds to bridge the fuel line. Chef Wang! Hold this transmission for me!"

Three minutes later, the modified bus, belching black smoke, speeds off under everyone's horrified gaze.

By the time the production crew catches up with them at the filming location, the fishing nut is casting his line by the lake, the Cabbage Warrior is haggling at the market, and Chef Wang is already stir-frying crayfish in a wok.

[Trending Topics]

#This Boy Band Is Way Too Wild#

#Someone Needs to Check This Boy Band's Mental State#

#They Seem to Be Performing Some New Kind of Show#

[Little Scene]

Pei Yuqing passes by the garage as Jiang Runian grunts away beneath the band's van, fixing it.

"I heard you took apart the production crew's broadcast van yesterday."

"I improved it! It goes thirty percent faster now and washes itself!"

The keys to the top-tier star's Bugatti Veyron glitter in his hand.

"This limited-edition supercar of mine..."

"You're really letting me fix it?!"

Jiang Runian's eyes instantly light up.

Before he can finish speaking, he's pulled into the driver's seat, damp breath brushing his earlobe.

"For every part you break, you owe me one date."

The next day, secretly taken photos go viral online.

Shocking! Top-tier star suspected of cheating with a mechanic?!!!!

[Reading Guide]

1. A light comedy, full of ridiculous everyday antics. The romance is a slow burn but sincere.

2. One tip each day for quitting the entertainment industry.

When a Handsome Straight Man Transmigrates into Husband Academy

Mu Qingxi is a famous gaydar in the fitness world.

Eight-pack abs and a V-line, with a pair of peach-blossom eyes that make even a dog look adored, but his mouth is enough to make the Matchmaker furious.

"Your boyfriend thinks you're short?"

"You should find one who can see straight."

"Your partner says I look too slutty in white socks?"

"Tell him to go to the bathhouse and see what the old guys wear."

Then he transmigrates into Husband Academy.

Facing a classroom full of male students studying How to Elegantly Tie Your Husband's Tie, Mu Qingxi crushes a box of chalk. "What the hell is this, a spider's lair?!"

At the freshman welcome party:

The cool, aloof campus heartthrob hands him a marriage contract. "My father wants me to marry for an alliance, but the other party seems to prefer someone like you..."

Mu Qingxi tears up the agreement. "You need to train your back. Men will only slow down your pull-ups."

A tearful junior wipes his eyes. "My fiance always says I'm childish..."

Mu Qingxi shows off his biceps. "Tonight, you're doing fifty extra sets of kettlebell exercises. Make that wimp kneel and call you Daddy!"

A green-tea beauty looks ready to cry. "I even gave him my life..."

Mu Qingxi snaps a dumbbell bar in half. "Save your life for deadlifts. Come learn self-defense with me. Aim for the scumbag's skull!"

Then, on the day of the school anniversary, Mu Qingxi suddenly notices the atmosphere around him has turned a little... heated.

At the swimming pool, the "perfect househusband trainees" he put through their paces all take off their shirts and reach out to him in unison. Their eight-pack abs gleam in the sunlight.

"Thanks to your excellent teaching, it's time you considered us, right?"

#You said you'd train sweet, obedient husbands. Why have they all turned into wolves?#

#The Husband Academy prospectus has been changed overnight to a Top Training Camp.#

#Coach, I really just want to be straight!#

Theme: Embrace the whole world with love!