[Coming Soon: Sang Biao, Why Does He Call You Mimi?] The blurb is below. If you like it, please add it to your favorites, babies~
Blurb:
Wen Ci transmigrated.
He became a universally despised, obnoxious and nasty cannon-fodder character in an entertainment-industry novel.
The good news: He was bound to a System, and completing cannon-fodder tasks would take him straight to the top.
The bad news: The System was utterly useless. It could only walk him past every melodramatic scene and gossip about people behind their backs with him.
Wen Ci (eyes closed): Nice.
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Wen Ci didn't know that lots of people in the entertainment industry could hear his thoughts.
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Watching the Shanghai heir and the Beijing heir argue, only for the Shanghai heir to lose every time
[Then go kiss him. That'll gross him out for sure!]
The Shanghai heir's eyes lit up, and he immediately planted a string of wild kisses on the Beijing heir.
The Shaanxi heir came over to break up the fight
[Someone's here to stop them? Then kiss one person for every one who shows up.]
The Shaanxi heir watched the Shanghai heir pucker up and turn toward him, then hurriedly backed away in terror. "Stay back! Or I'll punch you to death!"
Wen Ci watched the chaotic scene with satisfaction and nodded. [Good. I hereby appoint you the Prince of Kisses.]
[It's not that fighting isn't worth it. It's that kissing like crazy gives you more bang for your buck.]
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The team's gentle lead singer was living under someone else's roof and being threatened by a domineering CEO. If he didn't behave, the CEO would marry the little sister he treasured to a notorious playboy in their circle, leaving her to spend the rest of her life alone, with tears for company.
Wen Ci happened to pass by.
[Oh? The playboy likes melodramatic BL ABO manhwa?]
[Confirmed gay.]
[Why not marry the playboy in her sister's place? They're both trash anyway. Better to pick someone who never comes home and just sends money coldly than stay as the stingy CEO's canary for a monthly allowance of three thousand.]
The singer had an epiphany and turned around to propose to the playboy. He said yes.
Not long after, Wen Ci received a property deed from the singer.
The singer beamed with happiness. "It's just a little something. Don't refuse."
Wen Ci (scratching his head): ?
·
Genius director Yu Peixu had been secretly in love with his longtime rival for years, but his stubborn mouth had only made their relationship worse. Now he was about to lose his beloved because of his own words, and it was driving him crazy.
Wen Ci passed by and offered his unsolicited advice.
[If I were Yu Peixu, I'd pretend I had amnesia.]
[Run up and call your rival 'wife.']
[Cling to him and make it a fall-in-love-after-getting-together story. Guaranteed success!]
Yu Peixu had an epiphany.
Not long after, Wen Ci received an invitation to the wedding of Yu Peixu and his rival.
Yu Peixu gripped Wen Ci's hand gratefully.
"Master, you absolutely have to sit at the head table!"
Wen Ci (bewildered): Huh? Me?
·
And so Wen Ci kept gossiping about everyone in his head.
Watching someone fret over choosing a marriage alliance
[Can't decide who to marry for the alliance? Why not gather all the heirs from every circle for a big heir election? Then pick whoever looks like they'll die first to be your husband!]
Watching someone waste away because their crush was dating a scumbag
[Why not become a gold-digging miner and dig in both directions? Steal the scumbag's partner, and let your crush see what the scumbag is really like at the same time.]
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Wen Ci gossiped and gossiped until he turned himself into a top-tier star. At the awards ceremony, he stood clutching a pile of trophies, unable to make heads or tails of it.
Reader's Guide:
1. This story is packed with internet memes. The author is a level-ten internet surfer.
2. The plot exists purely for laughs and feel-good fun, so please don't overthink it, babies.
Coming-soon blurb below
Here's another upcoming story. If you like it, please add it to your favorites, babies.
Title: [Sang Biao, Why Does He Call You Mimi?]
1. Has-been internet celebrity Su Xing recently got hooked on a cat-raising game.
Watching a little white kitten hatch, Su Xing started spending money like crazy
Outdoor pet shower package? Get me one, get me one!
Crazy Thursday sale at the shop? Buy a few thousand bags of cat food!
Elsa princess collab poofy dress? Buy it, buy three!
Su Xing looked at the sour-faced kitten dressed up in all kinds of gaudy finery. Satisfaction achieved. Now my baby won't be discriminated against for its fur color.
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After his father's death and his tribe's expulsion, snow leopard Feng Lan was on the verge of turning evil when a strange vision suddenly appeared in the sky
The god sent down sweet rain to nourish all living things.
The god bestowed food, ending hunger.
The god provided medicine, healing all.
The leopard immediately began worshipping the god. After all, the god gave him so much.
The price was that the leopard had to wear lots of strange clothes, but he endured it.
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During his boring lie-flat life, Su Xing developed a hobby: raising cyber kittens.
Until one day, Su Yangxing woke up in the ancient world.
Beside a bonfire sat a huge, cold-eyed leopard on an altar, surrounded by a ring of giant cats.
Su Xing, sneaking around and peeking at the leopard: How strange.
He glanced at the phone app, his hand slipped, and he accidentally tapped the blue princess dress beside it.
A flash of white light, and a blue poofy princess dress covered in colorful rhinestones appeared in front of the leopard.
The leopard met the envious gazes of the other beasts and put on the blue princess dress without changing expression. Yes, that's right. The god just likes me wearing this. So what?
2.
All the beasts in the tribe revered the god and thought he was beyond their reach, but only Feng Lan knew that in private, the god liked fluffy things.
Feng Lan looked at Su Xing, hiding behind the grass. At that moment, Su Xing was rubbing affectionately against a kitten, speaking in a sweet, high-pitched voice. "Who's the best little kitty in the whole world?"
The kitten rubbed against Su Xing and answered with a meow.
The leopard's face fell. Liar. Just last night, you were hugging my tail and telling me I was the best little kitty in the whole world.
So the leopard turned evil overnight and began plotting to betray the god.
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No, it's really hilarious the whole time I watched it in one go. It's absolutely amazing.
No, no, no, no, I can't breathe. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Don't be stuck here, can't tell me so quickly (tremor)
I laugh so hard that I want to die hahahaha, love can't replace Wen Ci, but money can.
Is there any need to write this kind of extra? In fact, the author is not very suitable for writing this type of writing. He has not written the plot well except for the comedy, let alone the sad type like be. All the emotions in this article are quite blunt and abrupt. Obviously the emotional line is the author's shortcoming. The author's willingness to jump out of the comfort zone and try this kind of subject matter is commendable, but can you care about the life and death of the readers? The messy emotional lines in the text are really funny. Even though I endured the situation, I thought it was a bit too ignorant to write a side story. Although the side story can be purchased at my own discretion, if I want to fully subscribe and rate it, I have to spend money for it. So I thought about it again and decided to express my opinion. In addition, I would like to say that the protagonist's own relationship has not been clearly discussed yet, and there is no major relationship progress between the two of them. Even if there are a lot of sub-CP scenes in the main text, the extras are still sub-CPs. Is there something wrong with the author's priorities?
It's great, I love watching it, but I can't watch it at night 😳
There will be a little story about them in the extra episode! Looking forward to 🤩🤩
It turns out that the 250 system corresponds to the 520? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha does the 250 system correspond to the 520?
Ah…? Is it jumping a little too fast? Is this right? Isn't this right? (Stay)
Doesn't the Lord God have a side story? I want to see what developments the Lord God and Qin Chu will have!