[Western Crossover] Anomalous Identity Simulator

Anomalous Identity Simulator is a strange new game that just launched. It combines a variety of elements, and feels remarkably real.

As a launch promotion, the game holds a competition every month. Whoever achieves the longest survival time wins a million dollars.

Seville (with a determined look): "I'm going all in. I'm going to be a millionaire!"

-- Your identity is [Obsessive Animal Lover]

[You adore animals as much as a creator might pity their human creations. The lives leaping across the world captivate you deeply.]

Seville: "Oh, oh, I'm supposed to love animals? Great. I like cats and dogs too. I even feed them ham sausages when I pass by."

Then one day, he met Gotham's finest: Killer Croc, Catwoman, the Penguin, and Batman.

Killer Croc's scales glittered. Catwoman was always surrounded by fluffy, sentient little animals. The Penguin really did keep a whole bunch of plump penguins in his restaurant. And Batman...

He saw Batman, a man encased in hard armor, staring at him amid a swarm of bats that blotted out the sky. He really did look like a bat in human form.

An intense, almost terrifying love swept through him. He thought: I love them. I'm obsessed with them.

Seville, commenting after leaving the role: If you're an animal lover, love actual animals! Stop trying to pet Batman!

-- Your identity is [Child of a Top Tycoon]

[Congratulations, you've hit the jackpot! You can change your DNA. Your DNA will turn you into the child of the richest person within a 500-meter radius, and your blood relationship will be recognized by both science and magic. (Refreshes once a month.)]

Seville: "That's a clever way to scam someone, but why am I so old when I log into this identity? You can't be someone's son when you're over thirty."

Looking at his face in the mirror, so similar to Wayne's, Seville felt a little glum. He was a year older than Wayne. There was no way Wayne would acknowledge him as family.

Seville was just about to use his handsome face to hustle up a meal when he froze. He looked at the Gothic buildings and breathed in the familiar damp air. This was one of the most chaotic parts of East Gotham. Just moments ago, Batman had dropped out of the sky in front of him and stopped a murder.

The place was a stretch of empty sandy ground, and there was no one within 500 meters except the people right there. So he had to consider the question:

Was Batman Wayne? Was Wayne the killer with the crooked eyes and mouth? Or was it the eight-year-old child lying on the ground, tears streaming down his face?

He soon had no time to think about it, because Batman was walking straight toward him.

Seville, after going through countless momentous events: Batman, Batman, Batman. He's going to start putting up posters and buying merchandise for his room.

Your identity is--[Tabloid Detective]

[Among the world's detectives, some are skilled at painstaking deduction, while others are famous for their meticulous analysis of human nature. You love gossip, and you have an extraordinary talent for it.]

Seville silently clenched his fist. This was great! Who hadn't dreamed of being a detective? Then, at a murder scene, he deduced that the killer had two wives, and went on to figure out that the victim had three lovers. He fell into a long silence.

...No way. Did he really put all his skill points into gossip and not a single one into actual deduction? The police were all staring at him. If he couldn't come up with something else, he might end up in prison.

The unreliable Identity Simulator kept updating...

After repeatedly breaking down over his absurd identities, Seville finally managed to survive. But before long, he discovered something even more absurd: the game his fellow players were playing was completely different from his.

Hey, sis, why is Batman in your game stuck in a wall, kicking his legs around? Isn't he cool from start to finish in Gotham?

Hey, bro, why does the Gotham vagrant in your game randomly help people? Is that really a genuine Gotham vagrant?

As Seville wept in the rain over missing out on the million dollars, an umbrella appeared over his head. Someone handed him a million in cash. The bills carried the fragrant scent of ink, so, so, so tempting.

1. Three thousand words a day.

2. The main story takes place in Gotham.

3. A series of absurd, hilarious stories about players.

Theme: Always be proud of yourself