
Whoever Doesn't Break Up Is a Dog
谁不分手谁是狗
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 80k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 5mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
In booklists 31
Explore more →Bottom-Leaning / Bottom-Fan Favorites: A Treasury of Great Stories
My preferences change all the time, but I like feel-good, sweet, satisfying stories, cute slice-of-life fluff, and irresistible protagonists. A firm supporter of cute cat, dog, rabbit, and piggy shous. My dealbreakers: the gong must be a virgin, and no pretty-boy gongs.
Place to Find Paid Short Stories for 0–2 Yuan
Mostly bottom-leaning, with a little romance. Adding a few more full subscriptions to make my alt account look impressive (?)
Reading Archive: Condensed Version [Little Head Is Hard at Work]
I love obsessive women, darling wives, younger sisters, older sisters, and moms. My tastes are pretty depraved. I love genderbending. I have a goldfish memory and forget the plot. If you don't see my paragraph comments, I've been muted.
Currently Reading
Some thoughts from while I was reading, so I don't forget. Completed books I haven't fully purchased yet and ongoing books are all here. I'll remove them once I've purchased them in full. All kinds of genres, and my opinions are very subjective.
As Long as Mingzhu Can Be Happy
I’m all about the bottom in BL and love irresistible, universally adored characters. I’m a devoted bottom fan, especially fond of cute, catlike, weak, and princess-like bottoms. Slowly building this list...
Recommendations and DNF Warnings (Full Version)
A fan of handsome, cool, beautiful, adorable, and sickly bottoms. Handsome, cool bottoms are treasures of the world. Plot-driven stories with outrageous twists, where the bottom is strong and the top is even stronger. Contains a small amount of BG romance (for fans of the female lead).
Just Because I Like It
I have impeccable taste. Personal favorites, just my humble opinion, haha
Admirer of Beautiful, Adorable Bottoms
Purely sweet romance. Sticking to the handsome top and beautiful bottom pairing, with a 1-dog-0-cat dynamic. The bottom is a doting wife type and a little drama queen. Dealbreaker: the top doesn't worship the bottom.
The Bottom Is Not Allowed to Defy the Whole World
I'm always on the receiving lead's side. I read stories with a focus on the receiving lead and stories by doting fans. My only requirements are a sexually exclusive attacking lead who pampers the receiving lead. My level of devotion varies. Recommendations and warnings included (though honestly, the truly awful ones never even get fully subscribed to, haha).
The Bottom Is Always Right
Bottoms I’ve read about. I’ll flag any dealbreakers~
Bottom-Lover Favorites 2.0
I’m into submissive male characters, and I’m especially fond of soft, submissive bottoms. Beautiful but tragic sickly beauties, fussy straight men, pitiful weaklings, strong bottoms, weak bottoms, crybabies, and so on… They’re all Mom’s little darlings 0.0
Dropped Stories
I can't rate books I dropped halfway through, so I'm making a list to share my thoughts instead.
Completed Works Under 200,000 Words, Version 1.0
Stories under 100,000 characters. Mostly danmei, with some other stuff. Check for dealbreakers or your favorites at your own risk.
A Bottom-Lover’s Reading List
I've read them all myself. Bottoms' moms, you can rest easy.
A Hundred Years of Appreciating Cute and Charming Submissive Leads
I'm all for pretty shous, cute shous, girly shous, feminized shous, younger shous, bratty shous, and pampered-wife shous. My tastes are complicated, so beware. This is basically a reading log (?) with both recommendations and warnings.
Stories I Love
Some favorites I have come across recently
Fussy Bottom (Not Always Fussy) X Daddy-Type Top
I'm all for childhood friends! Please recommend stories where they only have eyes for each other, on any platform. Preferably with a bottom protagonist, but fast-paced ones are fine too. I'm a bottom's mom, so I don't like seeing the bottom get mistreated.
Reading Log, Bottom-Role Leaning 1
Everything from serious, non-feminizing portrayals to gender-bending is included. I quietly remove authors who turn out to be a huge red flag, but I can’t guarantee I’ve weeded out every minor issue. My bottom line is that the seme must be a virgin. I’ve noted most of my dealbreakers and dislikes.
Bottom-Lover Tastes | A Mixed-Up Version 1
If you hate me, don't gather around me. Focus on yourself, okay? Some of these are things I read years ago and might have dealbreakers. I'll remove them or mark them when I reread.
Four-Star Books with Submissive Leads, Completed, Vol. 1.0
Stories rated one to four stars, including some gripes. No content warnings, so please look them up yourself. The five-star list is next door.
Mutual Devotion, with Extra Love for the Bottom, and Strong Feelings on Both Sides 2
I lean toward bottom-focused CP fans. I can read balanced stories, as long as they aren't top-focused. Usually both leads are each other's first; I'll mark it if not. I'll also mark specific pairings or balanced stories. Starting a new list now that this one's full.
All-Affirming Cute Bottom Bot
My darlings are the cutest in the world! Includes all kinds of adorable bottoms, both typical and atypical
A Big Novel Roundup
Books I've read and finished, with brief impressions. I can enjoy most things as long as they're not too triggering. Something being to my taste doesn't necessarily mean you'll like it, so pick and choose.
Casual Story Browsing
My everyday reading roundup.
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Reader comments 22
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Can we do a wedding sideshow?
Hahahahahahaha, love has many shapes, and this kind of noise is very sweet. Many people take face so seriously, but in fact, the person who is with you the most is the most important, so pursue love and happiness regardless of everything.
So cute, Xiaoyu [biting a handkerchief] Is there really no extra story [changed]
[Orange Candy] I've eaten [Purple Candy] kswl, I want to watch the wedding extra
The two Shenjing Bings don't have long mouths. Logically speaking, reading this kind of article should be quite annoying, but I couldn't hold it back and finished reading it.
Please, just write some extras. I can't get enough 😭 😭 😭
Our little couple fell in love so cutely and cutely [covering face, laughing and crying]
Hey, can you do some daily love story about a young couple? Just treat it like feeding chickens, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.
Woohoo, so cute [Three-flower cat head] I want to watch the extra 🥺
This book is so good, I still have more to say. Is there no extra story? Woohoo.