The Kitten Is Worried Sick on the Kids' Variety Show

Ran Le was a cat with a happy home and two dads who loved him. But after an accident, he lost his home and both dads. On a cold winter night, he died, too.

When he opened his eyes again, Ran Le had become a three-year-old human child.

He decided to go find Dad!

His Big Dad was Shi Zhufeng, a popular movie star.

When Ran Le showed up at his door, Shi Zhufeng was hiding at home to avoid the limelight. His rival, Ran Xuejuan, had been dragging him into a frenzy of publicity stunts. He hadn't expected to get roped into anything even now. Looking at Ran Le, he laughed.

He was a virgin! Where had this kid come from?

Then Shi Zhufeng stared in a daze at the more than ten paternity tests his mother had commissioned.

After finding Big Dad, Ran Le began taking him along to look for Little Dad.

His Little Dad was called Ran Xuejuan, and he seemed to be on a show called a variety program.

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You and Me was a lukewarm parent-child variety show. The audience thought it was about to be canceled, but the preview for its third season suddenly set the internet ablaze, because it announced that movie star Shi Zhufeng and rising star Ran Xuejuan would be appearing!

Everyone knew these two were famous rivals in the entertainment industry.

The audience couldn't wait for the show to begin. They thought it would be mild if the two didn't tear into each other, and now they were even bringing a kid along!

At the variety show's promotional livestream, Ran Le ran straight to Ran Xuejuan as soon as he arrived. He wrapped his arms around Ran Xuejuan's leg and wouldn't let go, calling out, "Little Dada."

Ran Le not only hugged Ran Xuejuan, he also waved for Shi Zhufeng to come over and hug Little Dad.

"Big Dada, Little Dada is here."

Shi Zhufeng: "..."

Ran Xuejuan raised an eyebrow. Was this Shi Zhufeng's new way of messing with him?

The audience was stunned.

Weren't these two rivals? They used publicity stunts to start fights, and their CP was just a way to disgust each other. They didn't even bother pretending to get along in public. And now they were being told these two had a child? This had to be a gag for the show!

Huh? How had the production team convinced them to go along with this?

*Little Skit 1

Ran Le had no idea what the audience was thinking. All he knew was that his family's reunion wasn't going the way he'd imagined. He stared at Shi Zhufeng and blurted out, "Big Dada, why you not kiss Little Dada? Do it like I do."

Ran Le imitated how the two had acted together in his previous life. He tried to lift Shi Zhufeng, but found he couldn't, so he had Shi Zhufeng lie down. Then he leaned over him. "Stop struggling. You can't escape."

Then he pretended to kiss him.

Shi Zhufeng was immediately thrown into chaos on the sofa.

After the episode aired, the audience commented: "F-forced love?!"

*Little Skit 2

Ran Le realized Big Dad was hopeless, so he went to find Little Dad.

"Little Dada, why you not let Big Dada carry you to the bath? Do it like this."

Ran Le put his hands on his hips. "Shi Zhufeng, carry me." That's how Little Dad had called Big Dad in his previous life.

Ran Xuejuan suddenly burst out laughing.

After the episode aired, the audience commented: "A l-loyal dog seme?!"

*Little Skit 3

Ran Le was worrying about his two dads when he turned around and found that the neighbor boy who had fed him dried fish in his previous life was also a little kid this time around. He was a cold, distant human child, too.

Ran Le pitied him. "His dad died early, his mom died early, his grandma's sick, and he's brokenhearted."

"I'm going to save him!"

After the episode aired, the audience commented: "Huh? Huh?"

Ran Le sighed. As expected, the world couldn't turn without cats!

Audience verdict: This family variety show is pretty wild! Lele is so cute! I want to snuggle him!

Fans of Shi Zhufeng and Ran Xuejuan were losing their minds: So, is Lele really their biological child?

1. In his previous life, Lele was a cat raised by the two dads. This time he's human, and there are no supernatural elements in this life.

2. Lele's ideas really can be pretty far-fetched sometimes, but who can expect a cat not to think that way?

3. The relationship between Lele's two dads will be explored, but childcare is still the main focus.

4. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.

5. There is a lesbian couple among the parents.

Theme: Protect your family and save the world