What’s Wrong with Living Off the Emperor?

Eat soft food, lie down, go around and attack x Fang Cheng picked up a long-haired man in ancient costume in the middle of the night, and proudly said that he was the emperor. Fang Cheng: ... Men with mental illnesses should stop running around. Fang Cheng saw that he was holding a sword and was afraid that he would cut him, so he knelt down and said, "Long live the emperor, long live the emperor. I will never dare to be disrespectful to you again." He turned around and tricked people into playing the role of emperor to make money. Not to mention, although he is not normal, his demeanor when playing the emperor is very similar. He is probably just pretending to be used to it in a mental hospital. The money for the reenactment came to Fang Cheng, who happily cooked a bowl of instant noodles and added an egg in return. Unexpectedly, I was satisfied with this mental illness and stayed on the sofa in his house without leaving. Fang Cheng: You can live here if you really want, just do the housework for me! After all, if you eat his (instant noodles), drink his (tap water), and live on his (sofa), you have to beat people, cook, clean, and make money for him... Fang Cheng counted the money happily. The only awkward thing is that the mental illness looks at him more and more wrongly. Not only did he look like a househusband who always asked for help, but after drinking some wine, he even said that he would be blessed by him and would make him the queen. Fang Cheng:? ? Hold your pants and short hair. Does your queen look like this? However, although this mentally ill patient was not clearly ill, he was capable of doing housework, making money, fighting and other decathlons, and fed Fang Cheng until his belly bulged. The original square city: the poor lay flat; Today's Fangcheng: Wealthy people lie flat. Since you accept this, the queen will be the queen! The important thing is to be able to eat soft rice! He lay down contentedly, waiting to be fed, and lived the life of soft food he had dreamed of. After a while, Fang Cheng said: "??? Are you really an emperor???" Pre-received by Didi:_(??ω??∠)_ "The Sky of Destiny" traditional men invited "AAA male nanny Xiao Zhao" to join the group chat The traditional man invited "Remember v me 50 on Thursday" to join the group chat Traditional men invited "I'm not gay" to join the group chat A traditional man invited "Want to be a duck to make money" to join the group chat Traditional men changed the group name to "Fate Sky." [Traditional men: Welcome, welcome] [AAA male nanny Xiao Zhao: Hello, Boss Xu! Hello everyone! Just call me Xiao Zhao. If you need any part-time work, please contact me. My free time every day is between 9 am and 11 am, and 3 pm and 5 pm. I want to make money by being a duck: Hello, Xiao Zhao, my name is Xiaoya. I am not gay: [Spread flowers] Remember to v me 50 on Thursday: Hi~ o(*￣▽￣*)ブMina-san, the boss will send you a package~ [Traditional man: From now on, if you have anything to say, just tell me in the group. If you have any questions, come to me at the bar. I'll be there after five o'clock in the afternoon. [I'm not gay: What were you doing that morning] [Traditional men: sleep in the morning and take care of the children in the afternoon. Well, Xiao Zhao, there is a worker coming to the bar to repair something on Wednesday morning. Come and help me supervise the work then, and I will pay you the market price. [AAA male nanny Xiao Zhao: OK, OK. Just half the price, and it doesn't take much effort to supervise the work. Traditional man: How can that be done? [Exclusive red envelope for AAA male nanny Xiao Zhao] [I'm not gay: Ah, I didn't get it. [Remember v me 50 on Thursday: [You give it to him or not to me. Jpg]] Want to make money by being a duck: Embarrassing. [AAA male nanny Xiao Zhao: Thank you, boss! Intention: Self-reliance, self-reliance, self-respect, and self-love