The Pathetic Deaf Bottom Still Wants to Take the Top Spot Today

My upcoming seme-focused novel, Will I Be the Only One Who Still Can't Hear My Brother's Thoughts? The blurb is at the end. Please add it to your collection :) Blurb: After a car accident, actor Wen Han's partner, the steady, serious CEO Ji Zhao, suffers a head injury. His memories are scrambled, and he's convinced he's eighteen. On the day he's discharged, he absolutely refuses to go home with Wen Han: "Don't worry about me, big brother. Your jerk of a man will get the wrong idea!" Wen Han: ?? Ji Zhao is sure he's living inside an angsty romance novel. The amazing big brother Wen Han, who sponsored his cochlear implant, is the "uke protagonist": a tragic beauty with a back injury, anorexia, and skin hunger, abused in body and soul by a scumbag seme for two hundred chapters... while pregnant. Wen Han, the normal person: Even debuffs aren't stacked that high... Wen Han, the three-time award-winning actor, following the doctor's orders and careful not to upset Ji Zhao: "I twisted my back and might have upset the baby. I haven't been able to eat all day without someone cuddling me..." Ji Zhao, the pure-hearted high school hottie, blushes and comes rushing over in seconds: "Big brother, where should I... cuddle you today?" Wen Han: Well, I suppose I could make do with this life... But Ji Zhao's life just keeps getting more miserable. After Ji Zhao falls and gets hurt, Wen Han applies medicine. Ji Zhao looks at him resentfully: "If I get a scar, will I stop being like 'him'?" When Wen Han tells him to dress warmly because it's cold, Ji Zhao declares righteously: "I'd rather freeze to death than wear that jerk's clothes!" When Wen Han gets mad and calls him a bastard, Ji Zhao takes out his cochlear implant, wipes it in confusion, and says: "I misheard. I'm such a good boy, so you must have been talking about someone else..." Wen Han, the normal person: My liver hurts... Wen Han, who just wants to keep him close and help him recover, with level-ten doting-husband syndrome: He's kind of cute. I can put up with it. Just as Wen Han decides to take it one day at a time, an eighteen-page "Plan to Replace the Stand-In" automatically syncs to his cloud documents. "1. Win over big brother through his stomach" "2. Give him gifts and flowers often" "3. Arrange a romantic date he'll never forget" Wen Han, the normal person: At last, after all the suffering, comes the reward! Wen Han, who's gradually gotten used to teasing the pure-hearted "high school hottie": Happiness... upgraded? For the sake of giving Wen Han and his "child" a "warm home," Ji Zhao bears the unbearable humiliation of being his brother's stand-in and painstakingly schemes to take his place. But nothing goes according to plan. He tries to win big brother over with his cooking, but big brother says his hands haven't healed and won't let him into the kitchen... He saves up money to buy gifts, but big brother takes his entire paycheck... He tries to arrange a chance for them to be alone, but gets so scared in a haunted house that his legs go weak... Boo-hoo. Until one day, injured and unable to get out of bed, he stubbornly wets his collar. His delicate skin, long hidden from the light, sways right in front of Wen Han. "Big brother, help me..." Wen Han's gaze darkens. He forcibly looks away. Sure enough, in a certain document, the words "Final Plan: Erotic Seduction" have just been enlarged and bolded. "Silly boy, you win. I guess I have... a fool-with-a-horny-streak syndrome..." [Once a sharp-tongued CEO, now a pure-hearted high school hottie, a quirky, doted-on seme x an actor who can handle any ridiculous script, a gentle, sly, fatherly uke] Notes and content warnings: 1. They have strong feelings for each other and dote on each other. Probably not suitable for readers who prefer the seme to be more dominant. 2. A fluffy, brainless sweet romance. The seme really is brain-damaged, with impaired cognition. He's both dumb and stubborn, so please proceed with caution if that's not your thing. 3. The seme is hearing-impaired and frail, and often faints or gets hurt. Please proceed with caution if that's not your thing. 4. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. The pregnancy is entirely in the seme's imagination. 5. None of the characters are based on real people. ☆Check out the author's other completed seme-focused novels in the collection!☆ Upcoming novel, please add it to your collection ☆Will I Be the Only One Who Still Can't Hear My Brother's Thoughts?☆ Award-winning actor Shen Song has a secret. His aloof persona is completely forced. In real life, Shen Song suffers from severe social anxiety. The more he cares, the clumsier he gets; the more nervous he is, the colder he seems. When he's extremely nervous, a sharp-tongue debuff kicks in too... For example, when he learns that his junior Yan Ge joined the industry and started acting because he idolizes him, Shen Song doesn't mean to say this, but what comes out is: "So childish." When Yan Ge asks after his health, he says: "You'd be better off working on your acting." When Yan Ge brings over a lunch box, hoping to eat together, he says: "No. You're too noisy." Every time he opens his mouth, Shen Song wants to strangle himself when he sees his junior, whom his mentor entrusted him to look after, looking so hurt. The people on set also look at him more and more strangely. Yan Ge bumps his head on set. At his hospital bedside, Shen Song glares at him: "What are those big eyes for, if not to act cute? Even a three-year-old causes less trouble than you!" But the assistant director who brought him to the hospital clearly hears this in Shen Song's thoughts: [Aaaah, you idiot! You've lost so much blood, could you die? Why didn't that stupid prop hit me instead!] Yan Ge: That really hurts. Assistant director: This is so good! Yan Ge returns to the set and waits for his boxed lunch after filming wraps. His aloof senior walks past and says: "Get up. You have no manners whether you're standing or squatting. Even Shen Maomao cares more about his appearance." The crew member handing out boxed lunches hears this: [Help, how can he be even more adorably stupid than Shen Maomao! Why is he smiling so happily at someone else? What is he up to!] Yan Ge: Am I really less impressive than your husky? The crew member reaches out to ruffle Yan Ge's hair, gives the impeccably well-behaved Yan Ge a deluxe boxed lunch, and secretly glances at Actor Shen: Want to ruffle his hair, don't you? Too bad! At a cast dinner, Yan Ge has a couple too many drinks, and his senior helps him into a luxury nanny van. "If you dare throw up, I'll toss you out. You don't even know your limits, drinking like an idiot." Shen Song's assistant hears this in his thoughts: [His face is so red. Is he having an allergic reaction? I can't let him sleep alone tonight... Thump! Thump-thump!] Yan Ge: Now I know my limits... Shen Song's assistant: Bro, I've got the hangover medicine ready. Let's keep it together and not take advantage of him, aaah!!! The assistant anxiously paces back and forth, while Yan Ge sits in a corner drawing circles. He really understands now: his senior doesn't just "kind of" dislike him. He "really" dislikes him. Boo-hoo. [Obedient puppy, slow-on-the-uptake seme x "exactly as he seems," sharp-tongued uke] ☆For more upcoming novels, check out the author's collection!☆ Theme: Be honest with others, and accept yourself.