After Being Scammed by a Clickbait Title

General Manager Lin was watching a livestream for the first time when a title caught his eye:

[It's all over! People with assets worth over 100 million are all...]

A certain person with assets worth over 100 million couldn't resist clicking in.

The line below read: Buy-worthy slippers, three pairs for 9.9 yuan, with free shipping.

In the livestream, a man wearing slippers was holding a pair right up to the screen.

General Manager Lin: ...I got tricked. But those feet are pretty nice.

His finger, meant to exit, inexplicably ordered 300 pairs of slippers and sent over a few rockets.

The second time General Manager Lin opened the livestreaming platform, he thought, I'm absolutely not falling for clickbait like that again.

[Bosses, you need to see this! The subordinate you trust most is secretly stealing...]

General Manager Lin's heart leaped. Stealing what? Could he be evading taxes?

He tapped without thinking:

Stealing canned yellow peaches, three cans for 9.9 yuan.

In the familiar livestream, a beautifully sculpted jawline had appeared, eating canned yellow peaches.

General Manager Lin: ...He swallowed. Those lips, no, the yellow peaches looked delicious. His hands were nice, too.

He ordered 600 cans of peaches and sent a yacht.

The third time, General Manager Lin clicked on the title without hesitation:

[Men over 183 cm, pay special attention. Your lower half needs...]

The line below read: Men's underwear, three pairs for 19.9 yuan.

Only the underwear was on display. The streamer was nowhere to be seen.

General Manager Lin: ...Somehow, this is even more tempting.

He bought enough cheap underwear to last the rest of his life, though he would never wear it.

Finally, looking at the mansion packed with slippers, canned yellow peaches, and men's underwear,

General Manager Lin sneered.