Why Does the Movie Emperor Always Think I'm Acting Cute?

Silly, sweet emperor top x nurturing celebrity bottom

Zhao Li used to be a lofty emperor. Then, in a single transmigration, his body's original parents had him dragged off to a hospital as a mental patient.

After finally escaping, Zhao Li was furious. "Only in some backwater wasteland would you find such uncivilized people. They have no respect for their sovereign at all."

Fortunately, Zhao Li glanced at the newly appointed chancellor beside him. This man seemed to know some manners.

Zhao Li: "Chancellor Fang, have the imperial carriage brought to the royal kitchen. I'm hungry."

Fang, a major celebrity, Chancellor: "..."

What is this little brat playing at?

*

Fang Yonghe told him this wasn't the Great Yin Dynasty and that he had to follow the rules here. He also told him not to bother him while he was participating in a livestreamed show.

But that person onstage... Seriously, if you can't play, don't force it. It's such a simple instrument, yet your fingering is all over the place and you're making ridiculous mistakes.

In the Great Yin, a land of music and ceremony, you'd be sent to shovel manure in the stables for playing like that!

"You played it wrong," the little emperor said flatly, just to get under his skin.

"Wrong."

"Wrong again."

"Sigh."

The audience was furious. Do you even know who you're talking to? You weren't even born when that teacher started learning the pipa!

Fang Yonghe shielded him. "He's just a kid. He doesn't know any better."

Then the emperor picked up a pipa and played a song no one had ever heard, yet filled with classical elegance.

Audience: ?

Teacher: ?

Seeing that no one said anything, the emperor picked up a guzheng and played a pop song he'd heard just recently.

Audience: ??

Teacher: ??

The little emperor got angry and picked up the pipa to play a viral rap hit he'd heard recently.

Audience/teacher/the entire internet: ?????!!!!

Fang Yonghe stopped shielding him. "He's just a kid. He doesn't know any better."

Wait, why do you look so proud?

[Coming soon: Quick transmigration, protagonist is the top, No. 1: After the Straightforward Guys Turn the Tables on Their Trashy Bottoms. No. 2: Rare first-person story, beta top and alpha bottom, I'm Stealing His Pheromones to Raise You.]

I'm Stealing His Pheromones to Raise You

[Beta/Alpha story, the pairing switches: A is the official bottom, O is the cannon-fodder bottom]

+++ Top's perspective

I have a childhood friend who's a beautiful, delicate omega.

Whenever he leans against me, my heart melts.

But I'm a beta.

I can't be marked, and I can't mark anyone else.

Are betas without pheromones destined to be unable to get together with omegas?

As the best beta at the Imperial Military Academy, I refuse to let that happen!

At last, I came up with the perfect plan:

Why not steal an alpha's pheromones to raise my omega?

How can stealing pheromones be called stealing?

That lonely alpha's pheromones aren't doing him any good anyway. Wouldn't they be better off with my omega?

I'm just giving that alpha who's destined to die alone's pheromones a proper home!

+++ Bottom's perspective (blurb only)

I spent four years at military school, always wearing a face that said "keep your distance." I was rated both the strongest fighter and the hardest alpha to approach.

As graduation approached, a beta even cuter than an omega came after me.

He seemed so clueless and stupid that he couldn't even find his way around without me, so I reluctantly agreed to date him.

But this guy's not only deceived me emotionally, he's also stolen my pheromones?

He's a beta, so I can't mark him. What does he want my pheromones for?

And if he's already with me, why is he all lovey-dovey with that omega?

So that despicable beta stole my pheromones to support his mistress?

When I confronted him, the omega put on a pitiful face and said, "But you're the other man! You're nothing but my pheromone storage unit."

Then he turned around and showed me a whole row of backup pheromone suppliers behind him.

First-person story, protagonist is the top, no groveling-and-pursuing-the-ex arc, and a love triangle with two bottoms, an alpha and an omega.

The alpha is the official bottom.]

After the Straightforward Guys Turn the Tables on Their Trashy Bottoms

Who can work themselves to the bone these days without going crazy?

You just have to pretend to be a good, honest person.

As long as the pay's good, I'll lick you in eight hundred different ways.

A little bootlicking is nothing. How hard can it be?

To complete his mission, Shi Ren hypnotized himself into being humble, lovesick, and weak-willed, diligently playing the role of one sincere bootlicker after another. When he completed his mission, the System gave him a big reward package. It let him return to those worlds and lifted the hypnosis.

Shi Ren, after recovering his memories: This... this was me?

Lick you? My ass! I'll lick your immortal behind!

I'm going to redefine what it means to be a "good, honest person" and open your eyes.

World One: The person who licks you and the person you lick end up together.

++++++[Rich family's illegitimate son, business tycoon, bootlicker top x cruel, manipulative trashy bottom]

++++++The trashy bottom sneers: All those so-called illegitimate heirs from rich families and business tycoons are nothing but my bootlickers.

++++++The crowd whispers: But that bootlicker got together with your unrequited love.

++++++The trashy bottom rolls his eyes: If I couldn't win him over, why should he be able to? How could that be possible?

World Two: My boyfriend cheats on me and still insists on breaking up with me.

[Honest, dull office-worker top x romantic, unfaithful trashy bottom]

+++++++The trashy bottom puts on an innocent face: He's a good guy, just too honest. He can't even say anything sweet. What's wrong with me cheating? What's wrong with me using his money to support someone else?

++++The onlookers point out: Your boyfriend's back with an artist who's a hundred times more talented than the person you cheated with! And he wants to break up with you!

+++++++The trashy bottom says, aggrieved: What? I cheated and didn't break up with him, but he cheats and wants to break up with me?

World Three: An ambitious prince, a trashy bottom, uses a general, the top, to seize power. After succeeding, he burns the bridge behind him and executes the general's entire clan.

+++World Four: A ruthless trashy bottom from the demonic cult gets close to a righteous top to cultivate his skills, deceives him, steals his martial arts manual, and leaves him betrayed by everyone and disgraced.

[Quick transmigration, protagonist is the top]

Please add it to your collection, mwah!

Theme: Good upbringing, happy growth.