The Hapless Top Decides to Find a New Wife

[A series of standalone arcs with the top and bottom roles switching] [Arc One] Brash, sporty top × aloof beauty bottom who’s only soft for the top Qin Sheng × Fang Jiarong Qin Sheng broke up with his boyfriend because the guy had been cheating on him. The night they broke up, there was a knock at Qin Sheng’s dorm room. Standing outside was his ex-boyfriend’s biological older brother, a famous third-year computer science heartthrob. The handsome man, who had never been nice to him before, had shed his usual coldness. His gaze brimmed with tenderness. “I’m better than him. Give me a chance.” [Arc Two] Crybaby top × cool bottom Xie Duoshu × Jiang Yan Xie Duoshu posted online: My boyfriend’s been replying at a really weird rate and speed lately. Yesterday I even saw a guy holding his hand. Am I being cheated on? Top comment: Oops, your boyfriend’s got a new love interest. Xie Duoshu: Cat having a breakdown.jpg That night, he hid in the dorm bathroom and cried loud enough to shake the heavens. Then the bathroom door started rattling as his short-tempered roommate, whom he barely knew, kicked it again and again. “Why are you crying? Get out here. I’ll beat him up for you.” [Arc Three] Sunny, outgoing top × sickly, stuttering bottom Cheng Ying × Kang Xiyue Cheng Ying’s boyfriend was an aloof beauty, and it took him a year to win him over. During the winter break of their freshman year, he and his boyfriend went to a high school reunion. In a secluded corner, he saw his boyfriend kissing another guy. That was when he realized his boyfriend wasn’t cold, he just wasn’t interested in him. The night they broke up, he got blackout drunk, mourning his dead first love. Through the haze, he felt the shy stutterer from his high school class, who had barely stood out at the time, pat him on the shoulder and stumble through a sentence of fewer than ten words. “It’s... cold here. Go... inside... and sleep.” [Arc Four] Gentle, refined wheelchair-using beauty top × big, goofy, dark-skinned, big-breasted, motherly bottom Shang Qian × Chen Zhuochuan Shang Qian was left disabled in the legs while protecting his boyfriend. But not even three months later, his boyfriend broke up with him. He said he had his own life to live and couldn’t waste time on a cripple. The day they broke up, a new neighbor moved in next door. He looked a little dim and was built like a mountain. He handed Shang Qian a plate, scratched his head, and grinned foolishly. “Teacher Shang, I brought you some buns.” [Arc Five] Honest, devoted top × scheming bottom who’s good at pretending Feng Wenqing × Liang Qiuzhu Feng Wenqing ran a small roujiamo stall in the university district. He was determined to make enough money to buy his boyfriend a house and a wedding ring, even though his boyfriend was rich and didn’t need him to spend a cent. On their fourth anniversary, he bought a pair of rings and went to pick up his boyfriend at a club. Then he suddenly heard his boyfriend confiding in his friends. “What do you mean, we’re close? I’m just messing around with him. That guy’s dirt poor, but he keeps bragging that he’ll make a fortune and take care of me. What a toad dreaming of eating swan meat.” “He’s just a dog I keep. All I have to do is beckon and he comes running. If he didn’t look a little like Brother Fu, I’d never have dated him.” Feng Wenqing was heartbroken and felt like a joke. That night, drunk out of his mind, he ended up in bed with a stranger. [Reader’s guide] 1. The ex-boyfriend who’s the bottom will regret it and beg to get back together, but the top won’t give him the time of day. The top and the true bottom end up together. 2. Not suitable for extreme character loyalists. (Bolded.) 3. Arcs One and Four are more sexually explicit, Arc Two is standard, and Arcs Three and Five are less explicit. The range is pretty wide, so pick whichever ones interest you. 4. Both leads are sexually inexperienced in Arcs One, Two, and Three. In Arcs Four and Five, the top is not the bottom’s first. 5. The story has been revised, so the pirated and official versions differ. Thank you to everyone who supports the official version, dears. Theme: Cherish the person by your side