The Insectoid World: A Cannon-Fodder Scum Top's Fate-Changing Memoir

Anti-theft measure: 60. Updated the cover. 1. Gentle, refined young master gong x clingy, protective, blackened wolf cub shou Yi Ling was a carefree playboy who loved living in the moment. After years of moving from one romance to another, he finally slipped up and was stabbed to death by a rival who held a grudge against him. When he woke up, he discovered that he had been bound to a shady System and transmigrated into the world of the Zerg. Yi Ling: ? To make matters worse, he had transmigrated into a thoroughly despicable scumbag of a Zerg. The shady System called itself the Scumbag Gong Fate-Changing System. Since Yi Ling had let down too many people who had sincerely loved him, he had been judged a scumbag gong and bound to the System for reform. He had to take the place of a certain scumbag Zerg and learn to behave himself. Only by completing his mission could he return to the human world. Scumbag Yi Ling: Fine... Main mission: Take the place of a male Zerg and save a wayward young man who was tortured to death by the scumbag Zerg. Yi Ling rubbed his hands together excitedly. He loved this sort of hero-saves-the-beauty scenario. That was until he saw how the male Zerg had met his end: Locked in a laboratory, stabbed with hundreds and thousands of needles until he was nothing but a puddle of flesh. The culprit... no, the young man he was supposed to save, leaned against a corner of the wall, calmly wiping the blood from his gloves. "You... are you sure he's the one who needs saving, and not me?" The shady System: "Uh, probably?" With no other choice, Yi Ling had to grit his teeth and do his best to please the young man if he wanted to survive. As it turned out, he raised the little wolf cub surprisingly well. He was obedient and well-behaved, never going west when Yi Ling told him to go east. He was just a bit too clingy, always hanging around Yi Ling and hugging his arm as he sweetly called him "big brother." But it wasn't a big deal. For a while, Yi Ling thought that at this rate, he would finish the mission soon and return to his old world. Until one day, he reverted to his old playboy ways and couldn't resist flirting with a pretty, delicate-looking sub-female at a bar. The Zerg's whistles and jeers made his alcohol-fogged brain even more muddled. After that, everything went off the rails. The once-obedient wolf cub bared his fangs and tied Yi Ling up in that familiar laboratory. Cold handcuffs bound his wrists firmly to the examination table. The young man pressed down on him, roughly tearing open his white shirt. His voice, however, was full of grievance. "Big brother... you never listen." "Those who don't listen have to be punished..." "Wait...! Mm!" He struggled with all his might, but just as he tried to say something, his mouth was covered. The young man tore off a piece of fabric, balled it up, and stuffed it into Yi Ling's mouth. His voice was tender and affectionate, but his movements were forceful as he pushed the wad deep into Yi Ling's throat. He gave a soft laugh. "Big brother, don't say no. I don't like hearing it." (Note: The gong's full name is Yi Ling Ai Er, and his English name is Elin. In the story, he is generally called Yi Ling.) 2. Arrogant, overbearing young master with a bizarre train of thought, pretending to be a villain x moody, sexually indifferent enemy commander 077 never expected that one day the Host he chose would be an idiot who couldn't read the room. For example: When he was tied up and brought into the enemy's headquarters, he showed no sign of panic. Instead, he looked around with great curiosity. [What kind of place is this?] [...] 077 looked at the row of guns pointed at them and answered reluctantly. [This is a Zerg world where males are honored and females are inferior...] Males are honored and females are inferior? How inferior? He grew interested. His gaze swept past the Zerg and landed on a young man in the middle. "Hey, you there." The young man raised his eyes and glanced at him coolly. "What are you looking at? Yes, you." He pointed at the ground with a crooked finger, putting on the airs of an arrogant young master who was used to throwing his weight around. "Kneel." "Then..." Under the terrified gazes of the Zerg around him, he spoke unhurriedly. "Crawl over here." After a deathly silence, he saw the handsome young man with golden hair and green eyes curve his lips slightly. 3. Insecure, gloomy, sensitive illegitimate son gong x aloof, proud, untouchable general shou. Mi Ye, an illegitimate son, transmigrated into the body of a useless male Zerg from an aristocratic family, who had been treated with contempt and bullied since childhood. Like a dark, lowly snake, he was always lurking in a corner, coveting everything others had. Heartless, selfish, and cold were his defining traits. Until an accident. An elegant, noble white swan fell into his web. The lofty Imperial General had no choice but to tremble as he undid his buttons and lowered his proud head to beg for forgiveness. Mi Ye glanced at the letter of forgiveness on the table and curled his lips maliciously. "You can sign it. But you should also learn how to serve your own male lord, General." The General's body trembled. When the untouchable flower was dragged from its pedestal, Mi Ye pinned the military female against the steamy glass door of the bathroom. He watched those clear, icy blue eyes grow hazy with moisture, watched him drown in passion and whimper helplessly, and only then did he smile faintly. He forcefully turned the General's chin and bestowed a little pheromone upon him through their touching lips. Content warning: The gong is genuinely insecure and gloomy, starved for love and security. He's the sort to crawl around in the dark, scream, and go mad. But the General will help him heal later and give him lots and lots of love. 4. Gloomy, obsessive, sickly S-class prince gong x hard-to-tame, flirtatious beauty spy shou. He once kept a beautiful canary captive, building it the most exquisite cage and imprisoning it in his bed day and night, showering it with affection. But the canary did not want to be a bird in a cage. It longed to fly back to the blue skies of its homeland and soar freely among the clouds. It also longed to leave him. So he broke the canary's wings and used one hundred and eight tortures to wear down its edges, crushing every last bit of its pride. At death's door, it knelt and crawled. He made sure it would never dare think of escaping again, forcing it to obediently become a pet in its master's palm, there for his amusement. Yet who could have guessed that after all their twists and turns, love and hatred would become intertwined for more than a decade? When memories of the past became fragile bubbles, even the hunter who had calculated every move could one day find his hands and feet bound by love. Content warning!!! As described above. [Main gong POV, all pairings are 1v1, both leads are each other's only partners, happy ending] Note: 1. This is a fictional historical setting, unrelated to reality. Please don't read it as a reflection of real life. 2. Mutual feelings only develop after the characters reach adulthood. 3. It's mostly a sweet story, so enjoy without worry. 4. Because the plot and characters differ, this story may not suit readers who are extremely devoted to either the gong or shou. Some pairings lean toward the gong doting on the shou, while others lean toward the shou doting on the gong. Please steer clear if that's not for you. 5. As for who takes charge in bed, different gongs have different preferences, but most tend to be in control. They eat oranges. 6. The extras will include pregnancy. A coming-soon story: a lightly Lovecraftian infinite-flow novel, with a gong adored by everyone. After I Wander into a Battlefield of Love While Being Coveted A gong who seems cold and distant, but is actually adored by everyone and doesn't realize it. Note: 1. Besides being popular with monsters, the gong is also loved by countless players. But he's face-blind and can't remember them, so he's often mistaken for a cold, aloof heartthrob. 2. The gong is at the center of everyone's attention, powerful, and surrounded by a battlefield of love. 3. The instances are lightly Lovecraftian, but the protagonist doesn't join any faction or belong to anyone. He only cooperates with others temporarily. Theme: People aren't made of wood or stone. Who can remain untouched? 2. The second game instance is complete! Xie Baiya transmigrated into a detective game world and was given the role of a victim. [Character and player personality compatibility detected: 8%. You have no spiritual connection with this character... Character memory synchronization failed. Character body control failed. Please explore on your own!] Question: If she drew the victim role, couldn't access the character's memories, and couldn't even fully control the character's body, how was she supposed to beat the game? Xie Baiya had her own answer: Find the killer and kill them first! [Wait... What the heck! Isn't the victim supposed to cry and call for help at this point in the original story? Why did this player suddenly fight back?!] [Ahhh, what a shame she failed. Her compatibility with the body is too low, so she couldn't control it at the critical moment!!] [Sigh, it still followed the original story. The killer threw her from the seventh floor...] Just as all the comments were lamenting that Xie Baiya's struggle had failed and that she had become a disfigured corpse after falling from the seventh floor, she stood up! [Wait! How can this corpse move and talk?!] [...Holy crap! The corpse is solving the case!] [Holy crap! The corpse found the killer!] [The corpse fought back and killed them!] After she solved the case and returned to reality, she thought it had all been a dream. Then she saw a major news report on TV about the case. Even with the details blurred, she recognized the information. It was exactly the same as in the game! After hesitating for a long time, she went to the police station. "Ms. Xie, are you saying you have additional information about this case?" "No. I mean, I know who committed the crime." The officer taking her statement paused. Everyone thought the sickly-looking woman who had just been released from a psychiatric hospital was joking. But the results of the investigation left everyone stunned. Every detail of the case was exactly as she had described! And one after another, more cases like this happened. Eventually, almost everyone at the Guangcheng City Police Headquarters had practically enshrined her phone number. Whenever the phone rang and they saw that number, they knew: "Holy crap, it's Xie Baiya, Teacher Xie, Detective Xie, Immortal Xie's number! She's calling!! Let's celebrate in advance, the case is already solved!" Xie Baiya: ... And so, the name of Detective Xie Baiya spread throughout Guangcheng before she even realized it. At that moment, no one knew that this famous young detective was the infamous suspect in the "Underage Passion Killing Case" from three years ago. Until one day, Xie Baiya opened her eyes. She was lying in a pool of blood, holding a bloodstained knife. She and the victim in front of her had both stopped breathing. She had returned once again to the day of her nightmare, this time as a "corpse." Content warnings: 1. There is a male lead and a romance, but it supports the career-focused plot. 2. Updates according to the rankings before signing, then daily updates afterward. 3. Protect the living and speak for the dead. From The Washing Away of Wrongs. 4. The setting is entirely fictional. Some laws and related explanations may be modeled on real cases, which will be clearly marked, but the story is entirely fictional, entirely fictional, entirely fictional. 5. The game instances and real-world plot have a 1:1 ratio, because the real-world cases are also important. 6. The cover uses an authorized template. Theme: No matter who you are, always pursue truth and justice. Zhou Huandi was enjoying a banquet when he transmigrated into the body of Yan Hongjia, a boy who had transferred schools because of bullying. As the best class monitor at Jiefang Middle School, Zuo Zhuan was tasked with looking after the transfer student. After they got to know each other, Zuo Zhuan couldn't find anything about her deskmate that needed looking after, except for his embarrassingly over-the-top habit of always referring to himself as "I, the Emperor." So, Class 123: A six-foot-two athlete: Your Majesty, won't you play basketball with me? His roommate: Your Majesty, I want to see that notebook. The arts committee member: Your Majesty! Write a couple of characters and save me! Zuo Zhuan also noticed that her deskmate never called himself "Zhou Huandi" unless he had to. Yan Hongjia: Who calls themselves by their posthumous title? Later, they fought cyberbullying together, protected their classmates together, went on training hikes together, played games together, traveled together... Zuo Zhuan discovered that Yan Hongjia was the kind of person who annoyed both cats and dogs. So irritating!!! Mainly set in high school. No romance or intimate scenes before adulthood. An ideal school life, slice of life. Pure friendship at first. Theme: The surging tide urges us forward; with the wind behind us, it's time to raise our sails. Everyone says bad luck never strikes three times, but Fang Dahai ended up with a third life. In his first life, he was a courier in the 21st century. He died in a traffic accident when he rode his electric scooter across the road. In his second life, he was a low-ranking undercover Imperial Brocade Guard in the Ming Dynasty during the Wanli era. He died fighting during a raid by steppe bandits. And in this third life... It's the winter of 1948, in the suburbs of Beijing, less than four months before the peaceful liberation of the city. At this moment when darkness is giving way to light, what will Fang Dahai choose? Looking at his own ragged clothes and the two younger siblings beside him, as thin as little radishes, Fang Dahai took action! This time, he was going to make something of himself! Wait, something seems off. These names... The name of his father-in-law's family sounds a bit like Full of Love. That could just be a coincidence. But... the neighbor's name sounds familiar too, and the people he met while making money seem familiar as well? Why does it feel like he's transmigrated into a novel? A fictional period novel, at that? Could this transmigration have taken him across time and broken through the barrier between parallel worlds? New story: The Families of Tang Dynasty Garrison Soldiers Previous stories: Next Door to Wanmei Villa Solo Cultivation on a Deserted Island A Life of Struggle in 1948 [Dream of the Red Chamber] The Shoemaker's Strange Journey [Period Novel] Sports Helped Me Get Rich Imperial Brocade Guard Connections From a Little Tavern to a Martial Arts City A Pocket Instance in the 1960s Flourishing Like You Watching the Tang Dynasty as an Ordinary Bystander I Picked the Wrong System [Dream of the Red Chamber] A Father and Son Transmigrate [Crossover] Alongside Famous Figures from the Past Taking My Clan to Seek Survival Cultivating Immortality for a Brighter Future A General Store in Ancient Times An Orphan Girl in the 1960s Sea Woman The Mountain God's Peach Blossom Spring in Troubled Times Jia Huan's Rebirth and Revenge Profiting from Price Differences A Maoshan Taoist in Dream of the Red Chamber Peach Blossom Island and Dream of the Red Chamber The Eldest Daughter Takes Charge Jing Ge of Dream of the Red Chamber Xing Dequan of Dream of the Red Chamber [My Fair Princess] Blood-Red Pear Blossoms [Dream of the Red Chamber] Like the Sea, Like the Abyss [Wuxia Crossover] Alongside the Heroes of Wuxia [Dream of the Red Chamber] The Xue Family's Son Living in the Mountains as a Hunter [Crossover] Saving Tragic Characters Zhen Fei Rises Again in Dream of the Red Chamber [Crossover] Scumbag Mom, Get Lost Theme: No effort will ever go unrewarded. Sougo, the captain of the Shinsengumi's First Division, is based on a historical figure whose anime keywords include sickly, beautiful yet tragic and strong, and a swordsmanship prodigy who has made countless girls cry. In Gintama, however, he went from a sickly, beautiful young boy who inspired the imagination to a super sadistic, scheming man. As a certain bespectacled guy put it, "His only good point is his looks." Still, back in the day, he once had the glorious record of ranking second in a popularity poll, right behind the Yorozuya boss, who had won five years in a row as the anime character women most wanted to marry. So why did he drop to fifth place in the twentieth-anniversary poll? "So, Mr. Okita, we can't give up! Even if masochists have become a thing of the past, we'll always support you!" A bizarre-looking person with bizarre behavior, someone who would make you think the manga author was joking if they drew him, suddenly rushed up to Sougo and tried to hug his leg. Just as Sougo was about to calmly dodge this strange creature, he blinked and found himself kidnapped to another world. The usually unflappable police officer was bewildered for two whole seconds. It turned out that the suspected masochistic weirdo was a manifestation of the collective thoughts of his fans. Out of the childish desire to help their favorite character get more attention, they sent him to the more popular Detective Conan world in the Jinjiang derivative fiction section, hoping to ride the wave of a crossover. Now in another world, the plot had arranged for him to attend police academy. As a child, Sougo had followed Mr. Kondo. Because of the limitations of the times, he had barely gone to school and had gone straight into the police force. Now, after years as a working adult, he was finally going to experience the pain of school and employment. And so the police academy gained a strange new student. He was younger than the others, and his background seemed powerful enough that people suspected he was connected to an official in the National Police Agency. His handsome features and baby cheeks made him look very well-behaved when he wasn't talking, while his superb swordsmanship proved that he was an unquestionable young prodigy. That was what Furuya, who had been at the top of the class since enrollment, thought too. Perhaps the boy's age and talent made him stand out in an environment that expected people to fit in and suppress themselves. Furuya had once been ostracized and bullied, though he had ultimately fought back, so his own sense of justice compelled him to look out for Sougo. Then Furuya and his classmates grew closer to Sougo. They watched as he effortlessly beat up a group of scum who pretended they wanted to teach him a lesson but were really trying to bully him, then tied them up in a humiliating position that would never pass censorship. Furuya: ...Well, I guess there's no need to worry. But Sougo, make sure you don't do that after you become an officer. Sougo shrugged. Based on his work experience over the past few years, there sure were a lot of rules in this line of work. A few words from the author: 1. I've been really into onion-heads again lately, so I got excited and started writing. 2. Slice of life. Most of it takes place in the Conan world. It won't follow the Gintama plot, but the Gintama cast will appear. 3. No pairings in the Gintama setting. The Conan setting follows canon. I'm a fan of the whole cast! 4. The mysterious organization from the Conan setting, the Shinsengumi, will appear. 5. The characters won't be smarter than the author. They're very clever, but the author is too dumb. That's all, March 13, 2025. Write, write! Come on, brain, think! Don't go out of character! Don't go out of character! At least show one percent of Sougo's coolness, come on! I hope everyone likes it! (Weeping uncontrollably) Here's a coming-soon story: The next one will be about Kagura-chan, still Gintama + Conan. If you're interested, check out the author's profile! Theme: Follow the law and uphold justice.