The Crematorium Strikes Back! (Quick Transmigration)

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[1]

Lu Songshi is an outstanding employee at a crematorium, proper enough for any occasion and skilled in the kitchen, with over a thousand customers served and not a single bad review.

Thanks to her excellent work, Lu Songshi is chosen by a System to travel between different worlds and complete missions.

System: Hello, Host. Welcome to the Crematorium System. Novel worlds are full of crematorium-style groveling, and our job is to play the villain and get the groveling underway, helping our targets win back their true love... What are you doing?!?!?!?!

Lu Songshi closes the furnace and wipes the soot from her face. "Huh? Didn't you say crematorium?"

#Don't worry, I know my way around a crematorium.

#I'm very familiar with it.

[2]

World One: Modern-day fake and real young masters, BL, tags: tragic romance

The protagonist bottom is the real young master of the Yun family, who was raised outside the family and finally found by them after the college entrance exams. But he discovers that the Yun family already has a fake young master, the protagonist top, who's taken his place. The top torments him physically and emotionally. After enduring all manner of humiliation, the bottom becomes distraught and steps into the road against a red light.

System: Our mission is to play the protagonist top's assistant. When the bottom's painting is plagiarized by the top, we destroy the evidence so the bottom can't prove his innocence and is reviled by everyone... Then, when the bottom is badly injured in a car crash, we should kick him while he's down, helping the top recognize his true feelings and bringing about the groveling... What are you doing?!

Lu Songshi hits the gas. "You scumbag! Get out of the way!!!"

World Two: Ancient rival generals, BG, tags: love and hate

The original story's female lead is an extraordinary talent, a military genius rarely seen in the Great Xia Dynasty for a century, undefeated in battle. One day, through a moment of carelessness, she is drugged by the cowardly emperor and sent to an enemy general in exchange for peace for the Great Xia Dynasty. The male lead is the enemy general. He decides to send her to the military camp, where the soldiers can use her for their pleasure.

System: Our mission is to play an enemy soldier and grope the female lead in the military camp, driving her to the brink of physical and mental collapse... When she can no longer bear the pain and chooses to take her own life, we should send word to the male lead so he'll realize his true feelings and bring about the groveling... What are you doing now?

Lu Songshi kidnaps the male lead and sends him to the military camp. "You bastard! You can enjoy this blessing yourself!"

World Three: Western fantasy, divine saint, multi-romance, tags: universally adored

The original protagonist is the vessel of a deity, born without a gender and peerlessly beautiful and aloof. Countless people, including the demons of Hell, fallen angels, and the elven king, covet them. The most powerful ones join forces to train the protagonist into a puppy who belongs only to them.

System: Our mission is to play the hellhound when the protagonist tries to escape from Hell... Never mind, you wouldn't listen anyway. What are you doing now?

Lu Songshi: All evil will ultimately... BE! PUN! ISHED!

World Four: Futuristic interstellar ABO, multi-romance, tags: devoted love

In an ABO world, the protagonist reaches adulthood and presents as an Alpha at eighteen. The others who covet them all decide to torment and coerce them, hoping to have physical relations with them.

World Five: Xianxia cultivation, master and disciple, BL, tags: love and hate

The protagonist bottom is the cultivation world's strongest candidate for attaining the Dao, but three wicked disciples conspire with the Demon Lord to strip him of his cultivation and ruin his reputation.

World Six: Modern-day vacation world, no couples, tags: youth

(Six quick-transmigration worlds and one main world, about ten chapters per world.)

[3]

1fc System Work Log: The human Lu Songshi sent the protagonist into the crematorium again today. The world is stable as ever, and its energy is recovering well. A reasonable conclusion is that a literal crematorium works better than a romantic one. I will report this to headquarters and recommend reforming the System's missions.

Additionally, the System's emotional module is overheating. The details are as follows:

1. Seeing the human Lu Songshi smile raises the temperature to 487 degrees Celsius.

2. Seeing the human Lu Songshi cry raises the temperature to 599 degrees Celsius.

3. Seeing the human Lu Songshi raises the temperature to 999 degrees Celsius.

That is all. System 1fc requests maintenance.

Theme: Love and peace.