New in my column: "Crematorium, Charge! (Quick Transmigration)." Come check it out!
There's also "Wait, I Thought I Was a Rookie?"
The blurb for this novel begins below
[1]
A notorious chivalrous thief roamed the martial world, stealing only from the wealthy and unjust and bringing warmth to the poor.
The very embodiment of robbing the rich to help the poor.
One night, a night watchman happened to run into the thief's companion, who called the thief "Chunhua."
Chunhua was so wonderful, so marvelous, that the people who had benefited from the thief's generosity affectionately began calling the thief "Hero Chunhua."
[2]
Qu Chonghua, head of Chengyi Workshop, was a master of eating, drinking, and having fun. He could keep every guest who coveted him dancing in the palm of his hand.
By night, he was a chivalrous thief, though a hard-of-hearing night watchman had mistaken his name for "Chunhua." No harm done!
Having money and free time: life couldn't get any better.
The only thing that troubled Qu Chonghua was the chancellor in the capital, who couldn't stand the sight of him and was always making trouble. Under the pretext that the capital didn't allow excessive revelry, the chancellor kept throwing him in jail every few days.
The cell was dark and damp. Every time he went in, his carefully tended, delicate skin would grow dull
That wretched chancellor! One day, I'll steal the underwear right off you!
[3]
Xie Yunge, twenty-seven years old, was chancellor and the most powerful official in the land. He had a brilliant future ahead of him and was the dream lover of countless citizens of the Great Xia Kingdom.
Xie Yunge had always followed the rules. The only time he ever crossed a line was when he fell for that little swindler from Chengyi Workshop.
[A heartthrob, flirtatious beauty of a swindler bottom × a stuffy, rules-bound top who adores him and knows full well that he's a hypocrite]
"Includes martial arts and mystery-solving elements."
Ending: 0e
P.S. The bottom has a reason for ending up in jail. The top isn't deliberately targeting him as the blurb might suggest.
And now, a look at my upcoming novel
"Crematorium, Charge! (Quick Transmigration)"
[1]
Lu Songshi was an outstanding employee at the crematorium: gracious in public and capable at home, with over a thousand customers served and not a single complaint.
Thanks to his excellent work skills, Lu Songshi was selected by the System to travel between different worlds and complete missions.
System: Hello, Host. Welcome to the Crematorium System. Fictional worlds are full of love-chasing crematorium plots, and our mission is to play the villain, get the crematorium fires burning, and help our targets win back their true love... What are you doing?!?!?!?!
Lu Songshi shut the furnace and wiped the soot from his face. "Huh? Didn't you say crematorium?"
#Relax, I know crematoriums inside out
#The real deal
[2]
World One: Modern-day biological and adopted young masters, BL, tags: tragic romance
The protagonist bottom is the real young master of the Yun family, who grew up away from home. After the college entrance exams, he is finally found by the Yun family, only to discover that they already have an adopted young master in his place, the protagonist top. The top abuses him physically and emotionally. After suffering endless humiliation, the bottom loses his composure and walks into traffic against a red light.
System: Our mission is to play an assistant to the protagonist top. When the top plagiarizes the bottom's artwork, we must destroy the evidence so the bottom can't prove his innocence and is reviled by everyone... Then, when the bottom is gravely injured in a car accident, we must kick him while he's down, making the protagonist top realize his true feelings and setting the crematorium in motion... What are you doing?!
Lu Songshi hits the gas. "You scumbag! Get out of the way!!!"
World Two: Ancient rival generals, BG, tags: love and hate
The original heroine is a peerless military genius, a once-in-a-century talent of the Great Xia Dynasty who never loses a battle. One day, through a moment of carelessness, she is drugged by her cowardly emperor and handed over to an enemy general in exchange for the safety of the Great Xia Dynasty. The male lead, the enemy general, sends her to the military camp to be used by his soldiers.
System: Our mission is to play an enemy soldier and assault the heroine in camp, driving her to the brink of emotional and physical collapse... When she's unable to bear the torment and decides to take her own life, we must send word so the male lead realizes his true feelings and the crematorium can begin... What are you doing now?
Lu Songshi kidnaps the male lead and sends him to the military camp. "You bastard! You can enjoy this so-called good fortune yourself!"
World Three: Western fantasy, divine saint, multiple pairings, tag: everyone loves the protagonist
The original protagonist is a god incarnate, born without gender. Their beauty is unmatched and their demeanor aloof, attracting the covetous attention of countless beings, including demons from hell, fallen angels, and the elf king. The most powerful among them join forces to train the protagonist into a little dog who belongs only to them.
System: Our mission is to play the three-headed dog of hell. When the protagonist tries to escape from hell... Forget it, you wouldn't listen anyway. What are you doing now?
Lu Songshi: All evil will be, brought! to! justice!
World Four: ...
(Ten quick-transmigration worlds and one main world, with about fifteen chapters per world.)
[3]
1fc System work log: Human Lu Songshi sent the protagonist to the crematorium again today. The world is stable, and its energy is recovering well. Reasonable conclusion: a literal crematorium works better than an emotional one. Reporting to headquarters now to propose a reform of the System's missions.
Also: The System's emotional module is overheating. Specifically:
1. Seeing human Lu Songshi smile makes the temperature soar to 487°C.
2. Seeing human Lu Songshi cry makes the temperature soar to 599°C.
3. Seeing human Lu Songshi makes the temperature soar to 999°C.
That is all. System 1fc requests maintenance.
Theme: Love makes the soul noble, too.
It's so fast to write the article