My Ability Is △ Love, but I'm a Warrior of Pure Love

Good evening, I'm Xinggu Laiyang. I belong to the Shadow Shark unit of the world's strongest mafia, the Vongola Family, and I'm currently working undercover in Yokohama, Neon, at the Port Mafia.

While undercover, I fell in love at first sight with the green-eyed black cat from the detective agency next door. I was just about to start pursuing him with all my heart, but there's one problem--

My ability is Triangle Love (The Other Woman's Love).

Parentheses: It's passive. End parentheses.

Every time I say something affectionate, it reaches someone else at random. Every time I give a gift, copies appear in random corners of the world, each thoughtfully labeled with my full name...

No, that's not thoughtful at all! If this damn ability wants to kill its master, it should just say so. Look at the people it randomly chose!

Unfold the list below:

[The Mad Dog Who Doesn't Bark

Yokohama's Songstress

The Bandage Dispenser

Pineapple Can

Marshmallow Alien

Native White Kirin

Kind Russian...]

Wait, these are the terrorists who keep randomly getting involved in my love life! In a fit of rage, I--!

Got a little mad.

Still, to fix the situation, I decided to close off my heart and add an excessive amount of sharp-tongued tsundere traits to my persona. That way, I could keep away those who've been bewitched by [The Other Woman's Love], while hoping the person I'm pursuing would discover the love beneath my barbed words.

Ranpo's so smart, he'll definitely figure it out!

Laiyang: ...He will, right?

Ranpo: (munches red bean paste)

Laiyang: Is he even listening?

Ranpo: (rips open a bag of chips)

Laiyang: ...It's over! Ranpo really can't understand a word I'm saying! Aaaaaah!

Ranpo: Hey, come help the great detective open this ramune!

Laiyang: !! Woof, woof, cough... Can't the great detective even open a bottle of soda? Honestly, what am I going to do with you? (Pop) (That's just the sound of opening the soda.)

Blurb written on 2024/12/13 at 9 a.m. Will not be revised before the story begins.

[Reading Guide]

1. The main pairing is Laiyang x Ranpo. A dog who's aloof and sharp-tongued on the surface but hopelessly lovestruck underneath x a kitty who mews cutely and knows exactly how to climb into the dog's lap. See the character cards for their animal portrayals. A sweet, funny, one-on-one romance about a couple's everyday life. Other characters, especially the villains, will have delusions of grandeur.

2. Laiyang: I'm going to create a world without supernatural abilities!

3. A crossover with The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. and Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Any out-of-character behavior is on me. Finally, please add it to your favorites in advance. Kisses!

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