Gin, Don't Bend Me Over, I'm Not My Brother!

I'm Wakita Chidori, an ordinary police officer.

One day, a one-eyed old man passing by told me he was Wakita Kanenori, my cousin, though I don't know how many generations removed. He'd lost touch with me years ago and had made his fortune in a terrifying criminal organization under the codename Rum. From then on, I was forced into the wolf's den.

But the scariest thing was discovering that two of my police academy classmates were in the organization too!

To save my classmates, who had fallen into corruption and sunk into the mire of crime of their own accord, I tried to ruin their reputations so they'd leave voluntarily. I even became the organization's undisputed king of gossip.

But during all this, I discovered a huge secret!

My big brother seems to be acting as the bottom for Gin, the head of the action squad, to maintain his position as second-in-command!

And because I discovered this, I'm about to get bird-raped by Rum, and my butt is in danger!

Sir, don't bend me over! I'm not my brother! Just hear me out!

Gin: ...Go on.

Chidori: I-I'm a police officer. I'm on call 24/7 to save people, and I've helped reduce crime in Tokyo by 84 percent. I'm the people-saving machine you hate most!

Gin: Oh?

Chidori: Besides that, I have five... three classmates just like me. They don't just save people, they call people "criminal scum" every other sentence!

Gin: Interesting.

Chidori: Not only are my classmates a pain, but I'm personally a menace too!

Gin: For example?

Chidori: I intercept the car repair money meant for Bourbon and blow it myself, gossip about Pinga's lower eyelashes behind his back, and even cut them off and stick them on Rye... If that's not enough, I can steal my brother's sushi delivery and feed it to you!

Gin: ...

Chidori: Exactly, that look! I'm such a vile member of the good guys' side. Surely you won't... Wait, Gin, why are you coming over? Don't! Don't take it off! You're so huge, you'll pound me into mush, I- mmph mmph mmph mmm

After silencing the two noisy mouths, Gin looks down at the young man beneath him, staring at his chest with tears running from the corners of his mouth, and takes a breath without changing his expression.

Seriously, Rum gave him a noisy, noisy little bird.

[Reading Guide]

1. Main pairing: Chidori as the bottom and Gin as the top. Gin is a devoted simp with no other love interests. The protagonist is an adorable, extremely noisy little bird and a master of wild speculation. Big brother loves him so much.

2. A crossover with some slice-of-life and sports anime and girls' manga. Detective Conan is the main setting.

3. This is writing practice and may be a little short. There's not much plot. The main point is to have the little bird fall in love and annoy big brother. (Big brother: raises his gun)

Theme: Save others, save yourself