No One Said You Were a Demon Lord

[New story, Will This Silly Little Cat Ascend to Immortality Too? is now underway]

To earn enough money to ransom her master, who had been captured by demonic cultivators, Que Yuchen gets carried away and accepts a job escorting a frail young woman across most of the heavenly realm to find her family.

She faints every other day and spends every third day lying down. Fine, pay me extra.

I even have to eat and drink with her and warm her bed? Fine, pay me extra.

Que Yuchen thinks it'll be tiring at worst, just looking after a rich young lady and making sure she's comfortable.

Who knew they'd be pursued by one deadly enemy after another?

Just who is this woman, with so many people out for her blood?

When Que Yuchen sees her own face on a wanted poster, she finally realizes how serious things are.

Que Yuchen: "Fellow Daoist, where is your home?"

The frail young woman smiles sweetly. "The Demon Realm."

Que Yuchen: "..." You never said you were a demon!

Xie Xueke's master captured a Daoist from the Mystic Sect. When he couldn't afford to pay for his freedom, he offered up his disciple instead.

Xie Xueke wanted to see what her pretty little treasure looked like, so she deliberately concocted a family-reunion scheme.

Exceptional talent, stunning looks. Her only flaw is that she's a bit vulgar, talking about money every other word.

Later, she stops talking about money.

With an arm around Xie Xueke's waist, her eyes redden as she kisses her and says, "I was so confused."

Xie Xueke glances at Que Yuchen. "..." She sure knows how to enjoy herself. How is she confused?

● Coming soon: Will This Silly Little Cat Ascend to Immortality Too?

Before she was struck by lightning, Xian Chan was a stray cat. Afterward, she became a talking stray cat in a world of immortal cultivation.

Before she had even learned how little demons survive, someone took her in.

She'd heard that cats with humans to serve them lived lives of luxury, and Xian Chan was thrilled.

But when she saw the person walking away from a mountain of corpses with a sword in hand, Xian Chan was stunned.

Someone that vicious had to be a cat trafficker, right?

When they reached the wilderness, Xian Chan thought she was about to die. But instead, the strange person took out a meditation cushion and a Daoist scripture and told her to sit in meditation and cultivate.

Xian Chan: "..." Do little cats have to cultivate too? I'd rather die.

Wei Jiangxue, hated by everyone she meets, picks up a little cat who isn't afraid of her.

But the cat is fragile, with a shattered demon core and all the signs of a short life.

To help the cat survive, Wei Jiangxue decides to put aside her important business and teach her how to cultivate.

But the cat can't even sit cross-legged. Is she really that stupid?

The Immortal Alliance.

The Daoists, having learned of Wei Jiangxue's plan to destroy the world, wait on high alert.

Day one: Wei Jiangxue storms a certain immortal city and buys a pile of useless cat grass.

One month later: Wei Jiangxue storms the demon clan's territory and steals some worthless demon books from a street stall.

Three months later: Wei Jiangxue abducts five alchemists.

The Daoists breathe a sigh of relief. At last, they have a reason to surround and attack Wei Jiangxue.

But when they charge into the demon palace, they find the five alchemists fighting tooth and nail over a cat and telling them to get lost.

Daoists: ?

Alchemists: .

Theme: Break through adversity, face hardships without fear, and stay true to your Daoist heart.