No One Said You Were a Demon Lord

Qu Yuchen takes a job escorting a frail young woman across half the Celestial Realm to find her family, despite being utterly distracted by the thought of earning enough to ransom her master, who was captured by the demonic path. Faint every other day and spend the next day resting? Fine, but that costs extra. Eat and drink with her, even warm her bed? Fine, but that costs extra too. Qu Yuchen thinks it will be no more than a tiring, difficult job, looking after a wealthy young lady and making sure she stays comfortable. Who could have guessed that pursuers would keep coming, every one of them out for blood? Just who is this woman, with so many enemies? When Qu Yuchen discovers her own face on a wanted poster, she finally realizes how serious things are. Qu Yuchen: “Where are you from, Daoist friend?” The frail young woman smiles. “The Demon Realm.” Qu Yuchen: “...” You never said you were a demon lord! Xie Xueke's master captured a Daoist from the Orthodox Sect. The woman couldn't afford to buy her freedom, so she offered up her disciple instead. Xie Xueke wanted to see what her pretty little treasure looked like, so she deliberately concocted a story about searching for family. A first-rate talent, with an exceptionally beautiful face. Her only flaw was being a little vulgar, talking about money every chance she got. Later, she stopped talking about money. With a hand around Xie Xueke's waist, she could even turn red-eyed and say, while kissing her, “I was such a fool.” Xie Xueke glanced at Qu Yuchen. “...” She sure knows how to enjoy herself. What was so foolish about that? ● Coming soon: Do Silly Little Cats Have to Ascend Too? Before being struck by lightning, Xianchan was a stray cat. After the lightning strike, Xianchan became a talking stray cat in a world of immortal cultivation. Before it had even learned how little demons survived, someone took it in. Xianchan had always heard that cats with owners lived lives of luxury, and its heart leaped with joy. But when it saw the person walking away from a mountain of corpses, sword in hand, Xianchan froze. Someone this vicious had to be a cat trafficker, right? When they reached the middle of nowhere, Xianchan thought it was about to die. But the strange woman pulled out a meditation cushion and a book on the Dao, then told it to sit and cultivate. Xianchan: “...” Do little cats have to cultivate too? I might as well die. Wei Jiangxue, hated by everyone she met, finds a little cat that isn't afraid of her. But the cat is frail, its demonic core shattered, and clearly destined for a short life. To help the little cat survive, Wei Jiangxue decides to set aside her important affairs and teach it how to cultivate. But the cat can't even sit cross-legged. Is it really that stupid? The Immortal Alliance. Daoists who have learned of Wei Jiangxue's plan to destroy the world stand ready for battle. On the first day, Wei Jiangxue attacks an immortal city and buys a heap of useless cat grass. A month later, she raids demon territory and steals some worthless books on demons from a street stall. Three months later, she kidnaps five alchemists. The Daoists breathe a quiet sigh of relief. At last, they have an excuse to take Wei Jiangxue down. But when they storm the Demon Palace, they find the five alchemists fighting over a cat and telling them to get lost. The Daoists: “?” The alchemists: “.” Theme: Break free of adversity, face hardship without fear, and hold fast to your Daoist heart.