Can a Silly Little Cat Ascend to Immortality Too?

Before lightning struck her, Xian Chan was a stray cat. After lightning struck her, she became a talking stray cat in a world of cultivation.

She hadn't even learned how little demons survived when someone took her in.

She'd heard that kittens with a human to scoop their poop lived lives of luxury, and Xian Chan was overjoyed.

But when she saw the person walk out of a mountain of corpses with a sword in hand, Xian Chan was stunned.

Someone this vicious must be a cat trafficker, right?

When they reached the wilderness, Xian Chan thought she was about to meet her end. But to her surprise, the strange woman took out a meditation cushion and a book on the Dao, then told her to sit in meditation and cultivate.

Xian Chan: "..." Does a kitten really have to cultivate too? I'd rather die.

Wei Jiangxue, hated by everyone she meets, finds a kitten that isn't afraid of her.

But the kitten is fragile, with a shattered demonic core. At a glance, she seems destined for a short life.

To help the kitten survive, Wei Jiangxue decides to put aside her important affairs for a while and teach her the path of cultivation.

But the kitten can't even sit cross-legged. Is she really that stupid?

The Immortal Alliance.

The Daoists stand ready after learning of Wei Jiangxue's plan to destroy the world.

On the first day, Wei Jiangxue attacks an immortal city and buys a pile of useless catnip.

A month later, Wei Jiangxue attacks the demon lands and steals some worthless demon books from a street stall.

Three months later, she abducts five alchemists.

The Daoists breathe a sigh of relief. At last, they have a reason to join forces against Wei Jiangxue.

But when they storm the Demon Palace, the five alchemists are fighting tooth and nail over a cat, and tell them to get lost.

The Daoists: "?"

The alchemists: "."

Theme: Live positively, remember the past, and be true to the future.