My Arch-Enemy Doesn't Seem to Be Human

Ji Yanqiu has always hated his archenemy, Morris, who has to outdo him in everything.

Until one day, he hears the world's whispers.

-The apocalypse is coming.

-Earth will eventually become a wasteland.

-And Morris will pin you to the bed and fuck you hard...

Ji Yanqiu: "??? Shouldn't having a golden finger mean I get the overpowered hero script? How did it turn into a... fuck, I'm going to stock up first!"

Disaster strikes Earth right on schedule.

Ji Yanqiu, whose prediction came true, fights his way through the chaos and becomes a leader in his own right, while Morris becomes a helpless lamb on the chopping block that is this world-

"I can't bear to let anyone else kill you off just like that." Ji Yanqiu plants a foot on the man's solid thigh, feeling that at last his revenge is complete. "From today on, you're my little slave-my lackey!"

Morris is a very obedient little slave.

He does the laundry and cooking, serves tea and water, offers advice, and is great at providing emotional support. Everyone says he's the perfect partner.

Ji Yanqiu scoffs at the idea.

"The only thing about Morris I like is his face. What? You think I'd let him warm my bed? Ugh, that's disgusting!"

No way is that prophecy coming true!

Until one night, Ji Yanqiu goes out to look for his beloved pet.

He sees Morris standing deep in the ruins, facing terrifying alien creatures. His expression is calm, and he even utters the same cryptic whispers they do!

But the next instant, their flesh bursts apart, and the monsters turn to dust! Revealed among them is a black cat.

Ji Yanqiu is baffled and shocked, but also delighted. So this guy came to help him find his cat-then wait! Why does his cat have eight legs and eight tentacle tongues?!!!

The man merely lowers his eyes and dusts the ash from his fingertips, his expression as cool as ever, no different from before the apocalypse.

"You're noisy."

Then he looks at the utterly indescribable "cat," his face full of disdain. "Get lost. Don't think I'll put up with you just because you're a clone!"

Then he seems to think of something. A faint blush colors his pale, handsome face as he murmurs to himself, unconcerned with anyone else, his voice rather tender: "He only needs me. As long as he has me, that's enough..."

Ji Yanqiu: "..."

Mom, there's a pervert here!!

That bastard's been putting on an act this whole time!!!

[26.6]

1. A light, sweet 1v1 romance, with a non-human character.

2. The beloved archenemies trope. The top may not be gloomy and twisted, but he's a little yandere... Actually, the bottom isn't normal either, but whatever!

3. More to be added if I think of anything.

Theme: Beware of romance scams