Cephalosporin Attacks the Red-and-Black Reversal World of Detective Conan

【Chapter comments are open. The 60% anti-piracy setting is on. Come check out the character cards 😋 Read the warning below first; if you get upset, that's on you. (Seriously.)】 As you can see, this is a cephalosporin. This antibiotic gained sentience and transmigrated to another world called “Darkened Detective Conan.” A being calling itself the System showed up and asked him to become a savior, wipe out the rampant forces of evil, and restore balance to the world. The System was full of anticipation: 【You're the most accomplished cephalosporin in the world of anthropomorphized cells. You can definitely clean up this world overrun with the Black Organization in no time!】 After listening to the System's explanation, the cephalosporin understood everything. The immune cells in this world were struggling to hold the line, while one alcohol-named strain of bacteria after another strutted around like they owned the place. It was a brutal world, and it desperately needed an excellent cephalosporin like him, one that reacted strongly with “alcohol-based bacteria,” to save it. Cephalosporin: “No problem. I can keep killing bacteria here until the New Year.” System: 【Great, great! What's the plan?】 Cephalosporin: “I'll start by giving that golden-haired, dark-skinned humanoid bacterium some hot water. I'll disinfect him to death.” System: 【?】 * Round One: Cephalosporin chooses physical sterilization. Some time later ↓ Cephalosporin: “The hot water, you...” No. 2 Cat-Eyed Bacterium: “Gulp, gulp... I finished it. Thanks for always looking out for me.” Cephalosporin: “?” Round Two: Cephalosporin decides to use poison. Some time later ↓ Cephalosporin: “I poisoned you.” No. 1 Golden Retriever Bacterium: “Don't say that. I don't want to develop unnecessary feelings for you.” He turns his head away. jpg Cephalosporin: “??” Round Three: Cephalosporin learns from his mistakes and decides to go straight for a satisfying fight Cephalosporin: “Come to the training room tonight for a one-on-one.” No. 3 Purple Rod-Shaped Bacterium brings No. 4 Little Matsuda Bacterium along: “Aww, can two people come too? The three of us just want a happy life together~” There are plenty of ways to kill bacteria: drown them, scald them, fight poison with poison... But after some time, Cephalosporin feels like none of it is working very well. To know his enemies as well as himself, Cephalosporin sneaks into a get-together with the bacteria he's been living with for a month, ready to hear what they think of him No. 4 Little Matsuda Bacterium says: “Why are you all back? Weren't you supposed to be testing him?” No. 1 Golden Retriever Bacterium turns away. “Sorry. Every time I get close to him, my heart races and my face turns red...” No. 2 Cat-Eyed Bacterium lowers his gaze: 【He even reminds me to drink hot water every day.】 No. 3 Purple Rod-Shaped Bacterium waves both hands: “Little Matsuda, you know what I'm like! I was supposed to investigate him, but I couldn't crack the case, and then my heart went and cracked instead!” No. 4: “...Have all of you been on the receiving end of his concern lately?” Mysterious No. 5: “...What do you mean, all of us?” No. 6 cuts in forcefully as he passes by: “Sorry, I'm here to break up this family.” Nos. 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5: ?! Cephalosporin: “...Did I mess up their brains when I drugged them earlier?” System: 【How would I know? Wait! Why is the balance progress bar almost full?!】 The silver-haired childhood friend, receiving five applications to join his side (requests to reform) in one night: “...Heh. You're trying to take all five illegal residents with you?” 【Reader Advisory】 ① No romance or romantic developments. He'll take all the darkened characters and Red Piano and travel the world with them. There are lots of misunderstandings and melodramatic plotlines. The cephalosporin's logic and perceptions are, well, cephalosporin. Direct contact between real liquor and the cephalosporin (skin-to-skin contact; contact through clothing doesn't count) causes a disulfiram reaction, which varies in severity depending on the amount. Mild: flushed face, dizziness, rapid heartbeat, anxiety, chest tightness. Moderate: difficulty breathing, abdominal pain, headache. Severe: shock or instant death. You can also tell who's darker by their reactions (nods). ② The main setting is the darkened Detective Conan world. There are many darkened characters; see the novel itself. The cephalosporin's background is from Cell at Work. You don't need to have read it. ③ I started this novel to relax, so I won't accept writing advice. If it's not to your taste, feel free to stop reading. Don't force yourself to keep going and then come yell at me. Also, a hundred heartfelt requests for character cards with text!!!!!!!! Lastly, you're welcome to favorite and comment! Muah~ Next Novel's Blurb Good evening. I'm Hoshiya Raiou, a member of the Vongola's secret assassin squad. I'm currently undercover in the Port Mafia, have fallen in love at first sight with the green-eyed black cat at the detective agency next door, and am about to pursue him with fervor But there's one problem: my ability is △Love (The Love of Three). Parenthesis, passive ability, end parenthesis. Every time I say something romantic, it randomly reaches someone else. Every time I give someone a gift, a copy appears in some corner of the world, thoughtfully accompanied by my full name... No, that's not thoughtful at all! If this damn ability wants to kill its owner, it should just say so. What kind of people is it randomly choosing?! Flip the page ↓ [The Barkless Mad Dog Yokohama's Diva Bandage Storage Device Pineapple Can Marshmallow Alien Local White Qilin Kind Russian Man...] Wait, this list of terrorists keeps interfering in my romance at random. I got so angry that I! Got a little angry. Still, to salvage the situation, I decide to shut off my fragile heart and add an excessive dose of sharp-tongued tsundere traits to my persona. That should keep away the people bewitched by “The Love of Three,” and I hope the person I'm pursuing will discover the love hidden beneath my sharp words. Ranpo is so smart. He can definitely do it! Raiou: “...He can, right?” Ranpo: (munching red bean paste) Raiou: “Is he listening?” Ranpo: (rips open a bag of chips) Raiou: “...Oh no, Ranpo really can't understand what I'm saying! Aaaah!” Ranpo: “Hey, Raiou, come open this ramune for the great detective!” Raiou: “!! Woof, woof, cough... Can't the great detective even open a bottle of soda? Honestly, you're hopeless.” (Pop! That's just the sound of opening the soda.) Blurb written at 9 a.m. on December 13, 2024. It won't be revised before the novel begins. 【Reader Advisory】 ① The main character is the pursuer, and the pairing is with Ranpo. It's a sweet, funny everyday story about the two of them, with other characters, especially villains, prone to overthinking things. ② It crosses over with The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. and Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Any out-of-character writing is my responsibility. Finally, feel free to add it to your favorites in advance! Muah! Theme: Growing together in harmony and affection.