The Nonhuman Sweetheart Taming Plan

After the meteor shower, Blue Star was swept by a wave of genetic mutations. On the heavily polluted planet, soon only those unable to escape remained, along with wildly mutated plants and animals.

Song Wuyou became Blue Star's leader because she was naturally immune to genetic mutations. People envied and feared her, yet depended on her.

Blue Star survival rule number one: Trust no one.

While making her usual patrol of her territory, Blue Star's notorious bully, Song Wuyou, rummaged through a garbage heap and dug out a handsome robot whose memory had been wiped! Looking into its clear, innocent eyes, Song Wuyou unilaterally declared that she now had a devoted fan.

Except...

Her new underling was tall and long-legged, half a head taller than Song Wuyou, and so imposing that he looked more like a boss than the big boss Song.

Blue Star survival rule number two: Never teach anyone how to survive.

Song Wuyou set about training her new underling in earnest. She taught him to collect protection money, and even showed him how to hunt mutated monsters and make money for her.

Except...

Whenever the underlings came to report, they would see Boss Song Wuyou lounging with a cigarette in her mouth and one leg crossed, nodding toward the coolly expressionless robot. "Ask him."

The underlings: ?

Blue Star survival rule number N: Never fall in love, and above all, never give someone everything you have.

To everyone's horror, flowers had bloomed all around Boss Song's formerly barren little wooden house. A handsome man in a velvet dressing gown opened the door and calmly watered the flowers with a spray bottle, despite dozens of sniper rifles trained on him.

The next moment, the ruthless and coldhearted big boss sauntered out too, eyes half-lidded as she accepted a flower from the man.

Later, Song Wuyou discovered that the robot was actually human, and came from the "meteorite."

Blue Star's absolute survival rule: Kill any living thing connected to the meteorite, without exception.

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Voyage Diary, Entry 5739. General Bai Ting, Chief Executive of the Blue Star Rescue Plan

Due to the stellar dust incident, arrival was 35 Blue Star years later than expected. Blue Star has undergone mutations, most humans have fled, and the rescue plan has failed. P.S. I met someone very special.

Voyage Diary, Entry 89214. Bai Ting

Blue Star has returned to normal. I will not be returning to the ship.

Blue Star daily life, part one:

"What are you laughing at?" the robot asked Song Wuyou, who was holding a book of monster erotica and laughing so hard her face had turned red.

"N-nothing, hehehe... Huh? You! What are you doing?!" Song Wuyou stared in horror as the robot began growing the wings and thick tail of a demonic dragon.

"I saw you imagining me with wings and a tail, pinning you to the bed and coiling my tail tightly around your upper thigh, while you enjoyed it very much. I thought you must like that."

"Stop. No, thank you!"

"Your heartbeat tells me you're lying."

Blue Star daily life, part two:

"Why are you giving me a flower?"

"It's a lisianthus."

"I know, but why?"

"Because I love you."

"But people usually give roses when they confess their love."

"I read in a human book that lisianthus represents steadfast, faithful love."

A cocky, sharp-tongued, tough-mouthed but soft-hearted, pure-hearted boss of a bottom x an apparently innocent but ruthless, black-bellied modified-human general of a top

Theme: Thorns are made to be trampled flat.