I Break Rule-Based Horror Stories by Finding Faults [Infinite]

The moment he opened his eyes, the unlucky lawyer An Rao found himself trapped in an amusement park. Bad news: Lose a game, and you get punished. The kind of punishment that kills you. Good news: This was an amusement park governed by strange rules. Rules? Rules make things easy! Lawyer An adjusted his glasses. This rules-lawyer champion would see just how flawless their rules really were. Then he turned and strode into the game. Everyone was gleefully waiting for the joke of watching this arrogant, sickly beauty scream and beg for mercy. But no one could have imagined that this frail man, who coughed every few steps, would slaughter every ghost in his path, and... In the haunted house: In the darkness, a hundred ghosts grinned menacingly and opened their huge, bloody mouths. An Rao looked at the bride ghost in her blood-red wedding dress. "Objection! Rule Three for the haunted house contradicts the park guide. Where a lower-level law conflicts with a higher-level law, the lower-level provision is invalid!" The evil spirits were thrown into logical disarray by the conflicting rules and started attacking one another. In the Netherworld Secret Realm: The players were lured by an amusement ride missing from the map and walked toward its entrance against their will. "Wait," Lawyer An said, standing at the entrance and pulling out the Park Guide. "An unmarked ride hasn't been properly prepared. Opening an unchecked attraction fundamentally violates the Park Guide's requirement to prioritize visitor safety. I want to file a complaint!" The players snapped out of it, and the smile on the clown who had lured them split apart. Ferris wheel rule: There are no red cabins on this ride. If you see a red cabin stop in front of you, do not get in, or you will bear the consequences. Lawyer An sat in a cabin crammed with evil spirits. "Objection! This rule completely disregards color-blind players. It's an unfair standard-form clause and therefore invalid!" The evil spirits just wanted to die all over again. This lawyer An, who looked like he wouldn't survive three episodes, not only made the rule monsters cry and drop to their knees calling him Daddy by nitpicking their rules, but even exploited rule loopholes to make a fortune! The sickly beauty was far scarier than the rule monsters! In the end, as An Rao dealt with a bunch of noisy ghosts, he yelled at the man kneeling beside him with a bouquet: "I told you to wait until we'd taken down the evil god in this lousy amusement park before proposing! Why can't you wait a little longer?!" "Okay!" The man nodded enthusiastically. He wants to take me down! He's so hot! [Sharp-tongued, sickly beauty lawyer shou x ruthless, taciturn, innocent deity gong] Reading Guide 1. The author is a scaredy-cat, so this probably isn't very scary. 2. This is basically a traditional puzzle-solving infinite-flow story, but the rules feature in every instance. 3. The protagonist is the smartest character in the story, but his golden finger isn't too powerful. He's the growing type! Just like his love life~~ 4. My CP have huge arrows pointing at each other! The romance is a slow burn, but there's a reason for that. Please let me plead my case! 5. None of the instances in this story have any connection to real life. Certain social phenomena may inspire parts of the story, but there is absolutely no inappropriate bias. 6. That's all I can think of for now. If you read it and don't like it, please feel free to drop it! ***Updates every day at 6 p.m.!*** [Next novel: Failing to Pass as an Alpha Gets You Marked by Your Ex. Please add it to your favorites, dear readers! If you really don't want to... then... then I'll give you a kiss!] Shen Juan was the only son of the wealthy Shen family, a financial dynasty in the Alliance. He was heir to an endless fortune, but the day he was diagnosed with a defective gland, he became a discarded pawn. A cripple with a defective gland was worse than an Omega! On a rainy night, utterly despondent, Shen Juan brought home a filthy boy named Lu Zhuo. He was just a stray puppy, but he clearly had the eyes of a wolf. The older the little wolf cub grew, the harder it became to hide the longing and madness in his eyes whenever he looked at Shen Juan. Then, on the day Lu Zhuo differentiated into an S-Rank Alpha, Shen Juan personally drove him out of the house. * After many years missing, Lu Zhuo returned as a prince of the Golden Kite Empire. This newly promoted S-Rank Alpha major had used ruthless methods to help his father secure the throne, yet he flatly tore up the royal betrothal contract in defiance of his father's wishes. "There's only one person I want." Military boots crushed roses beneath them as Lu Zhuo licked his canine teeth, madness accumulated over countless days and nights churning in his eyes. "He raised me for so long... I have to repay that kindness." They met again in the seedy underground city beneath the Golden Kite capital. Major Lu, ruthless by nature, stood in a glittering den of indulgence, watching Shen Juan onstage with a cold gaze as he exuded irresistible allure. The fallen beauty captivated the audience, but only Lu Zhuo knew the truth: Shen Juan had a congenital gland defect. He couldn't smell the shameless desire others felt for him, and didn't know he was exuding a deadly allure. Lu Zhuo crushed the wineglass in his hand. If Shen Juan wanted to fall, then he could only fall into Lu Zhuo's palm. Being marked by the vicious dog you raised must be unforgettable. Lu Zhuo finally got what he wanted. A yearning that had kept him awake night after night for years drove him mad the moment it came true. Lu Zhuo bit down hard on Shen Juan's defective gland once more, the one that couldn't retain pheromones, making the beauty's eyes turn red and his face pale. "Don't you understand? I'm disabled. I can't be marked. I can't belong to you." "It doesn't matter. I'll mark you for a whole night, a year, a lifetime, until you belong to me." [Doctor's Notes] First appointment: Major Lu tore up five psychological assessment reports! Third appointment: Major Lu's obsessive disorder has worsened. Today he crushed the gland-testing device with his bare hands. Nth appointment: The major wants me to research gland transplantation. The donor is... himself?! Nth + 1 appointment: The major has many suspicious bite marks. Good heavens, who could hurt an S-Rank Alpha?! Sick, obsessive, top Alpha loyal-dog gong & gland-defective, dog-training queen shou [Guide] ◆ One-to-one romance, both pure, with only each other ◆ The shou has a defective gland but a special constitution. Hee hee, I'll keep that secret for now! ◆ Pregnancy, forced love, and the gong chasing his wife to win him back. Ah, I'm such a sucker for this trope! Theme: A good life is something we fight to build