The Most Hated One Just Wants to Divorce the Villainous General

The Infinite Flow power fantasy, "I Teach Rule-Bound Horror Stories to Obey the Law," is being written in full. The blurb is at the very bottom. Come take a look! Also, my next upcoming ABO romance is a sweet-and-sour summer lemon tea: "Failing to Pass as an Alpha Gets You Marked by Your Ex." It's in the works, so come visit my author page! Battle-scarred, powerful, tragic general gong x adorable, sunny, spoiled shou [Mutual pampering + personal growth + marriage before love + sweet romance] Shen Huaizhi transmigrated into the body of a pretty, useless young master whom everyone hated. His parents thought his birth horoscope would bring disaster to the family, everyone else avoided him like the plague, and even the general who married him for good luck was perfectly polite but didn't even lift his veil. Hah! You forced me to marry you for good luck, and I'm not even complaining about your superstition. Yet you're the one acting all tsundere. Wait, no! Who did I marry for good luck again?! Shen Huaizhi sat bolt upright. It was Ning Fengmian! The famous national hero, General Ning Fengmian, renowned for his military achievements! Everyone lamented that such a windfall had landed on the useless playboy Shen Huaizhi. But only Shen Huaizhi knew how Ning Fengmian had met his end in history: he was executed along with his entire family for treason. Executed with his whole family, huh? That includes the person who married into the family, right? To get General Ning to divorce him quickly so he could escape with his life, Shen Huaizhi racked his brains to make himself as obnoxious as possible. Heard General Ning doesn't like playboys? Easy. I'll get drunk at brothels, throw lavish parties, and drape myself over handsome men! Heard General Ning doesn't like weak-willed people? Great. I'll act cute and clingy, be hopeless at everything, and spend all my time gossiping with the ladies! Heard General Ning doesn't like good-for-nothing rascals who waste their lives on frivolities? No problem. I'll chase cats and dogs, raise fighting roosters and pet birds. Warhorses? Sorry, I won't ride one. Not in this life! Phew, good thing I have money power. But why is the general looking at me more and more strangely? Am I trying too hard in the wrong direction? +++ General Ning Fengmian sat alone in his wheelchair, cloaked in frost and snow. Despite his countless military achievements, his overwhelming authority kept everyone from approaching him. But the usually quiet general's residence was now bustling. The young master his father had forced on him spent all day running around the estate and making trouble, turning the entire place upside down. It was rather entertaining. Everyone bet on how many days it would take before General Ning bundled Shen Huaizhi up and threw him out. Instead, more and more delicious food and fun things were delivered to the general's residence. This was getting a little ridiculous. Then Shen Huaizhi got thoroughly drunk at a brothel. Everyone rubbed their hands together, eager to watch the spectacle. He'd raised a lover right under the general's nose. Surely he'd be beaten to death? But when they stepped outside, they saw the general standing tall beneath the falling snow, dressed in black, as elegant as an immortal. He held an umbrella in one hand and steadied the little playboy's waist with the other. "Had your fun? If you're done, let's go home." Mini-scene 1: Ning Fengmian: Did my wife enjoy spending money today? Shen Huaizhi: Very much. It was only a thousand taels, after all. Ning Fengmian: Excellent. Rounding that up, let's make it two hours tonight. Shen Huaizhi: !!! Mini-scene 2: Ning Fengmian: Wife, it's time to practice your writing. Shen Huaizhi: Huh? Why am I copying your signature again? I've done it 10,086 times already. When will this end? Ning Fengmian: Your forgery wasn't convincing enough when you withdrew money from the bank. They've already warned me seven times that my account isn't secure. Shen Huaizhi: I'll practice. I'll start right now! Reader's guide: ★ 1v1, happy ending. ★ Generally updated daily, hopefully by five in the afternoon. ★ All you angels are welcome to discuss the plot with this humble newbie. I'll carefully reply to every comment. Thank you! ★★ Upcoming sweet story: "Failing to Pass as an Alpha Gets You Marked by Your Ex" ★★ Imagine this: a rich, haughty, flirtatious omega queen picks up a destitute stray puppy, only to discover that once the puppy grows up, he's an alpha at the top of the power rankings. A story about picking up a husband. So cheesy, and I love it! ★★ Next up, an Infinite Flow power fantasy: "I Teach Rule-Bound Horror Stories to Obey the Law" ★★ [A sharp-tongued, sickly but bking lawyer shou x a ruthless, taciturn, black-bellied god gong] When unlucky lawyer An Rao opened his eyes, he found himself trapped in an amusement park. Bad news: Lose a game, and you get punished. The kind of punishment that kills you. Good news: This is a rule-bound horror amusement park. Rules? Great, rules are easy to deal with. Adjusting his glasses, the impeccably dressed Lawyer An strode into the game with confidence, as if going in to win a trial. Everyone waited gleefully to see the refined, sickly beauty burst into tears and beg someone to carry him through. But no one expected that this invalid, who coughed three times with every step, would not only mow down every monster in his way, But also... [Pirate Ship Ride Rules: The pirate ship must remain balanced. If an odd number of players enter, the game will undergo uncontrollable mutation.] Lawyer An shouted at the hideous evil spirit before him: "Objection! Balance depends on weight, not the number of people. Whoever wrote this rule has no grasp of basic physics. An unjust law is no law at all. The mutation is invalid!" [Ferris Wheel Rules: There are no red carriages on this ride. If you see a red carriage stop in front of you, do not enter, or you will bear the consequences.] Lawyer An, sitting in a carriage full of terrifying ghosts: "Objection! This rule completely ignores the rights of color-blind players. It's an unfair standard-form contract and is therefore invalid." Hide-and-seek rules... Jungle train ride rules... Puppet theater rules... The rule monsters in every game instance were driven to the brink of insanity by An Rao's nitpicking. In the end, whenever they saw An Rao enter their instance, they began to tremble. "This is more than enough to show that the people who wrote the park's rules, or rather, the evil god who created this amusement park, have a very poor understanding of the law," An Rao said patiently to the man beside him, who was tearing monsters apart with his bare hands, while continuing to find fault with the rules. "Once we've smashed this park and killed the evil god, I'll teach you to obey the law." "Mm, okay," the evil god said seriously, nodding. He had just been criticized for his poor understanding of the law. "Then you have to teach me properly!" Theme: You are always the one in control of your own destiny