Don't Come Any Closer!!

An Xiao died. The good news: he transmigrated. The bad news: he seemed to have become a sacrificial offering, carried into a cave by people who were weeping and wailing. An Xiao was still dazed when the people who had carried him in ran away in terror. He thought...What is going on? He turned his head and came face-to-face with a gigantic, horned, snake-like creature thicker than a grown man's body and taller than An Xiao when coiled up. It flicked its tongue and stretched its head toward him. An Xiao screamed, "Aaaaaah! Don't come any closer!" An Xiao was taken by a huge "snake." When he woke up, the cave was gone. In its place was a plain, crude stone house, and a cool, handsome man nearly 1.9 meters tall was cooking for him, giving him fruit, and helping him get dressed. An Xiao thought...Phew, it was just a nightmare. The cool guy didn't talk much, but he gave An Xiao pretty much anything he asked for. He'd take him wherever he wanted to go, and even cut up fruit and feed it to him... He was just a little fierce at night. In a world where An Xiao couldn't understand the language, the cool guy made him feel completely safe. An Xiao thought, Ahem, if being with a guy is what it takes, then so be it. Where else can I find a man who's handsome and good in bed? With a serious attitude toward life, he worked hard to learn the language and fit into the man's world. Oddly enough, he kept getting fatter, and his belly kept growing. He thought he ought to go on a diet. Then one day, the cool guy in his life ripped open his clothes and turned into a gigantic "snake," thicker than a grown man's body and taller than their house. An Xiao's eyes rolled back. "Help..." ****Please add my next novel to your reading list***** [Forced to Inherit My Ancestor's Legacy] Original title: [Demon Buddha] Sheng Xia had just graduated when he unexpectedly found a job listing: personal assistant and lifestyle secretary. High salary, room and board included, unlimited working hours, social insurance and housing fund, and holiday bonuses. All work-related expenses fully reimbursed, and a high salary even during the probation period. There was only one condition: win over the boss during the probation period. Sheng Xia: ??? It was weird, and sounded a lot like a scam. But what if it wasn't? Desperate for work, he dragged his suitcase over to the address. A round-faced, middle-aged man greeted him with a beaming smile and led him behind a world-famous, thousand-year-old temple. It didn't look like a scam. Full of confidence, Sheng Xia said, "No problem. Where's my future boss? I'll go introduce myself." The middle-aged man said, "That's what your probation period is for... Good luck." Then he turned tail and ran. Sheng Xia: ??? Two days later, bored out of his mind, he grabbed a knife and huffed and puffed his way up a tree in the courtyard, planning to cut off a piece of wood and try his hand at carving. One stroke, and someone kicked him flying. Help! This tree is three stories tall! Huh? I'm not dead!? Someone excitedly rushed in from outside the courtyard. "Congratulations, you've passed your probation!" With a smack, someone grabbed his hand while he was still lying on the ground and pressed his finger onto a seal. Sheng Xia: ... His life was turned upside down. From then on, he had an ancestor by his side, a real ancestor. Theme: Be sincere.