Fated Across a Thousand Miles to Steal the Bride [Online Game]

When Zhao Xiu heard that his cheating girlfriend planned to marry the scumbag in a game, the overlooked backup boyfriend angrily offered a huge reward. He ended up challenging Anonymous Shadow Assassin 00017, another backup, to a duel to steal the bride. At least he wasn’t alone in being a backup. Someone else was there with him… Wait, no. Wasn’t 00017 the scumbag’s backup?! Zhao Xiu silently picked up the melon in his hands. After several more attempts to steal the bride, the world was awash with gossip. Zhao Xiu was farming in the wilderness and eating his melon when he turned around and saw 00017, fresh from the wedding-stealing attempt and teleporting out into the wilderness, taking off his anonymous mask. Zhao Xiu: … Chang Feng Wan Li: … Oh no… He thought he’d just seen 00017’s real face! “Since you’ve seen my face,” Chang Feng Wan Li sighed, “I have no choice but to offer myself to you.” [How to Enjoy This Story] 1. This book will go premium on Friday, January 26. Three chapters, totaling ten thousand words, will be released that day! 2. Updates at 10:00 a.m. 3. A sweet story with no angst and a happy ending. The plot has no logic and is a mess, so don’t sweat the details. 4. Content warning: The bottom is mild-tempered. The bottom is very mild-tempered. The bottom is extremely mild-tempered. Important things must be said three times. Please add my upcoming book to your reading list: Where in the Martial World Is There Not a Bug? Zhang Xiaoyuan, son of a famous hero, has a special ability. He can always see people’s relationships and preferences, their martial arts skills, their backgrounds and pasts, and all their hidden secrets above their heads. Above the head of the Martial Alliance Leader, he sees the leader’s blush-worthy affair with the Demon Cult Leader. Above the head of the Lingfeng Abbey Master, he sees the tangled love-hate relationship between him and his first disciple. And above the head of the Tianji Camp general, he sees the secrets of a cross-dresser’s self-cultivation. With this unique ability, he becomes the all-knowing chronicler of the martial world. He buys land and builds a residence for his poor sect, recruits disciples far and wide, and turns it into one of the foremost sects. But he can never see through his senior brother. Because there are always only six words above his head: “Lu Ming, nobody of note.” … When the two finally confess their feelings and get together, the words above his senior brother’s head finally change. “Remember to eat.” “Drink more hot water.” “Get to bed early.” … “I love you.” [How to Enjoy This Story] 1. The pairing is Lu and Zhang. 2. The plot is dead. A silly, sweet story doesn’t need logic. 3. The premise is a little wild, with a twist. … A friend’s new book: The Radishes I Grew Are Worth a Million by Bai Yucheng Xuan After Zhou Youlü transmigrates into a book, he becomes the story’s villainous male supporting character, spending every day finding new ways to get himself killed. In the end, he offends the male lead, Xu Peicheng, and gets blacklisted across the internet. He loses his job and reputation, and his landlord kicks him out. With nowhere else to go, he has no choice but to return to his hometown, planning to make an honest living by farming. But to his surprise, he accidentally grows golden radishes! * The CEO Xu Peicheng has a strange illness. If he stands for more than half an hour, he faints. He’s seen countless doctors and taken countless medicines, but nothing works. Until one day, he takes a sip of golden radish soup… His back stops hurting, his legs stop aching, and he feels full of energy! When Zhou Youlü learns that his archenemy wants to buy his golden radishes, he narrows his eyes and crosses his legs. “One million per radish.” Xu Peicheng is silent for a moment. “Deal.” That night, “#OneMillionForAGoldenRadish” trends on Weibo, and onlookers rally to Xu Peicheng’s defense: “One million?! This is a damn rip-off!” “What a shameless, greedy seller!” “Doesn’t your conscience bother you?!” But Xu Peicheng smiles indulgently. “I’m happy to spend money on my wife.” Zhou Youlü: ??? Theme: