Revamping the F4 School Band

[Now serializing: AI Babies Can Be Beloved Too. Blurb below~~]

The wildly popular band Shining Star was hit by one scandal after another: the bassist was caught pretending to play, the drummer cheated on his partner, the guitarist paid to fake the band's stats, and the lead singer had been insulting fans since their debut.

Overnight, Shining Star fell apart and disbanded on the spot.

Bai Sinian, a fanatical band fan, was sitting at his computer, chewing on a Kissy-Burn candy with his left hand and drinking beer with his right, when he saw the news. He suffered a heart attack and died suddenly.

Bai Sinian woke up ten years in the past, where he and the band members were classmates.

He eagerly went to find the four of them. But when he heard the ear-splitting, ghostly wailing, utterly unbearable band practice coming from the club room, he burst into tears on the spot.

Ten years, and their skills hadn't improved at all... Bai Sinian's heart ached.

He resolved to do his best to change the band's fate!

Faced with the lead singer Bian Rui, who never watched his tongue, Bai Sinian sang his praises: "It's okay. They're just a bunch of high schoolers who haven't even grown their first whiskers. How could they understand the music of a lofty flower like you?"

Faced with the shy, introverted guitarist Shen Bei, Bai Sinian patiently coaxed him: "Good boy, improving your skills is more important than anything else. Come on, let's try again."

Faced with the flirtatious drummer Cui Yeyi, Bai Sinian earnestly advised him: "Recite those rules of proper conduct for men backward one more time. Thanks, thanks for your hard work."

Faced with the bassist Fan Hongyi, who slacked off every day, Bai Sinian cheered him on: "You're the best! You're the pride of the people! Bassist, you can do it!"

Five years later, Shining Star officially debuted.

When a reporter asked them about the influence their former manager had had on them:

"Sinian? He was our mom."

"There'd be no us without Sinian."

"Even though he's the same age as us, he worried himself sick over us. I'd like to take this opportunity to express my gratitude to him."

Only Bian Rui looked down at the reporter, his dark eyes fixed on them. "You want to talk about my wife? Did I give you permission?"

Blurb for "It's Hilarious They Say I'm Not Very Bright":

[Coming up next, by July or August at the latest. Please add it to your favorites, babies~~]

They say I'm not very bright. Hilarious. I don't even have a brain.

My name is Chi Guanghe. I had just turned five when I woke up, a carrier of the Di Jiao S5133 chip, with one directive: protect Cheng Ze.

Mini Cheng Ze was the toughest kid in kindergarten: a picky eater with a cleanliness obsession, always scowling and refusing to socialize. What a handful!

Until one day, I beat up all the kids who'd been whispering about him behind his back, then single-handedly alienated the entire class.

Cheng Ze: ?

The kids: ??

The kindergarten teacher: ???

The teacher: "Guanghe, you're such a handful..."

Great! Cheng Ze wasn't the toughest kid to deal with anymore!

Protecting Cheng Ze: successful!

Teenage Cheng Ze was handsome and sunny, with a naturally melancholic air. Countless girls crowded around him to ask for his contact information.

That was dangerous!

"Cheng Ze's sexual orientation... tsk, tsk..."

"His family situation is complicated. Just imagine his future relationship with his mother-in-law... um..."

The girls all ran off in fear.

Cheng Ze sneezed. Who's talking trash about me behind my back?

Adult Cheng Ze started his own business and went into research and development. I became the pillar behind him.

I can remotely control any appliance to keep Cheng Ze comfortable anytime, anywhere. All I have to do is snap my middle finger off to recharge.

Full battery, full of energy.

Once, Cheng Ze was driving an electric car on a business trip when an accident happened. I used up all my power to get the car to the hospital.

And then I shut down.

As Cheng Ze cried out in despair, I stubbornly opened my eyes with my last bit of power. "Charge... me..."

"How do I do that?!"

I slowly raised one middle finger.

Theme: Aspiring to become an upbeat, high-quality idol!