My Whole Family Has a System, but I’m the Only Normal One

After Gu Chican was reborn, he discovered that the world had gone mad.

His mother had a comeback script in hand and fed him dark culinary experiments every day to build up his strength;

His father was bound to a Divorce System, with daily missions ranging from blowing up banks to hitting the bars;

Even his chuunibyou sister had returned from another world carrying a forty-meter sword, shouting that she would slay demons and monsters.

Gu Chican: ...

This family would fall apart without me.

Then he met Yan Ye.

The man was 1.9 meters tall, with a supermodel's physique and dark, tea-colored eyes that were cold and aloof. He was the only normal person in this wave of Systems.

As if clutching a lifeline, Gu Chican dragged him along to deal with his dad's suicidal antics, calm down his out-of-control sister, and drink up all of his mother's loving "care."

Yan Ye: "?"

This family seemed to have something seriously wrong with it.

Later, to help his good friend complete the "Spending Money Tycoon" System mission, Gu Chican blushed and called Yan Ye "Dad."

Yan Ye's gaze darkened. That very night, he bound himself to the [Emotional Comfort System].

The System's spirit took the form of a fierce wolf, but it showed its soft belly only to Gu Chican.

Yan Ye held him in his arms and spoke in a husky voice: "Calling just anyone Dad? Looks like I need to teach you properly who you should be getting closest to."

No one knew that Yan Ye was the god who governed countless Systems. He had searched for his personal System C for a hundred years, only to discover that it had become the human Gu Chican, who had completely forgotten him.

No matter. He could rewrite the laws and create Systems.

This time, he would make his unrequited love come true and ensure his Chancan had nowhere left to run.

Theme: Then I guess I'll just have to save my wife