No One Can Inherit My Throne

Wei Xuanlan, 19, was barely clinging to life and desperately wanted to live.

So a System came to him and offered him a chance to survive: transmigrate to another world and fulfill the original host's wish, and he would come back to life in the real world.

The original host's wish couldn't be fulfilled directly, but according to the System's big data model, all he had to do was have a child with Gu Yueshu.

The bad news: Wei Xuanlan was straight.

The good news: Gu Yueshu would be the one giving birth.

The bombshell: His original host was an emperor.

What...

Wei Xuanlan was stunned. Wasn't this just making things unnecessarily complicated? He was already an emperor. He could issue an imperial decree and claim Gu Yueshu, Gu Rishu, Gu Xing Shu, or all of them. Who could refuse him? One child, ten children, what difference did it make?

Wei Xuanlan declared proudly, "It's not that I can't afford to die. I just want to get some things done."

And so, he transmigrated...

The good news: Gu Yueshu was every straight man's dream.

The bad news: His original host was actually just a puppet, and even when eating, he had to watch Gu Yueshu's expression.

The bombshell: Gu Yueshu... wasn't straight!

Holy crap, is it too late to die now?

…My latest completed novel, Carrying the World-Destroying Demon Lord's Baby…

Dark Night is a cultivation novel about leveling up, the kind where the protagonist breezes through everything. It was all going swimmingly until the ending suddenly took a sharp turn: a demon lord appeared and destroyed the world with a snap of his fingers.

Gu Shi transmigrated into the book as a rich-born cannon fodder with no spiritual root, unable to cultivate 😭.

He tried all sorts of ways to stay alive, but none of them seemed reliable.

Then the secret realm of Xizhou opened, and Gu Shi accidentally fell into a cave.

Inside was a beautiful white-haired man, flushed and panting. It seemed he'd been drugged with some well-known aphrodisiac.

Gu Shi had just started to flee when a powerful force dragged him over. The white-haired beauty gripped him by the throat, his eyes crimson as his thin lips parted.

"Not bad-looking."

Gu Shi: 😳

After being forced to spend a night together, Gu Shi didn't even have time to worry about his aching back before the white-haired beauty passed out. He ran for it.

Back at his sect, Gu Shi was shocked to discover that a spiritual root had sprouted in his otherwise barren spiritual field.

Gu Shi: 🤔 Damn, was that beauty some kind of peerless powerhouse?

To make sure there wouldn't be any trouble later, Gu Shi waited until the Xizhou secret realm had closed before returning. He sincerely apologized to the empty air.

Just as he was about to leave, a powerful force seized him. When he opened his eyes again, he was in the familiar cave, facing the familiar white-haired beauty and hearing those familiar panting sounds.

Gu Shi: 😨😨

Forced into another night together, Gu Shi was too afraid to run away, given the other's power, so he obediently waited for the white-haired beauty to wake up.

The white-haired beauty opened his eyes, golden light swirling in them. He looked like someone best not messed with.

Gu Shi stood perfectly straight. "Senior."

The white-haired beauty raised an eyebrow. "You're polite now, are you?"

Gu Shi's cheeks warmed. He'd been single for decades, and after finally getting a taste, he'd lost his head a little.

"This junior received a fortuitous opportunity from Senior. I should have stayed to serve you, but there is something I must do. Once it is taken care of, I will return and beg your forgiveness."

The white-haired beauty asked casually, "What is it?"

Gu Shi didn't hide it from him. After all, the world-destroying demon lord deserved to be killed by everyone.

"Kill Xuan You."

The white-haired beauty paused. His gaze grew more searching. "Do you have a grudge against him?"

Gu Shi replied, "Xuan You is cruel by nature and holds grudges over the slightest offense. If he isn't killed, he'll destroy the world one day."

The white-haired beauty raised an eyebrow and gave a soft snort. "Do as you like. Just come here once every three months."

Gu Shi hadn't expected him to be so easygoing. He happily agreed. "Thank you, Senior."

*

Later, after perfecting his golden body, Gu Shi made his way unimpeded to Xuan You's lair.

Seeing the familiar cave and the familiar figure on the bed, Gu Shi froze on the spot 😟.

"W-wifey?"

Xuan You stroked his slightly rounded belly and turned to stare at him, raising an eyebrow. "Not calling me the world-destroying demon lord anymore?"

Gu Shi: 😱😱😱

----Check out my upcoming novel, Back to the Tyrant's Youth----

Prince Regent Lin Qi died, but he never expected that the tyrant he'd fought all his life would come to the mass grave to collect his body.

By then, the tyrant had already lost his throne. Dressed head to toe in white mourning clothes, he almost blended into the snowy landscape.

He coughed as he bent down to lift Lin Qi's corpse from the wilderness. The moment he stood, crossbowmen lying in wait shot him full of bolts.

The tyrant collapsed limply, falling into Lin Qi's stiff arms.

Bright red blood spattered Lin Qi's face. He had been dead for some time, yet now he felt a grief so intense it tore him apart.

Idiot.

*

When Lin Qi opened his eyes again, he was back on the day he was chosen to be the Crown Prince's study companion.

Everyone knew that Crown Prince Qi Wenyan was pampered and reserved, keeping everyone at a distance. He wore a cold expression all year round and never reached out to make friends. He was the complete opposite of Lin Qi, who got along with everyone.

At the cuju match a month ago, Lin Qi had won first place. The emperor personally decreed that he sit with Qi Wenyan at the post-match banquet. For two whole hours, Lin Qi tried to talk to him, and Qi Wenyan did nothing but nod. He didn't say a single word. It was so dull Lin Qi nearly fell asleep.

So when Lin Qi found out he'd been chosen as the Crown Prince's study companion, he flat-out refused the imperial decree. His father had to beat him twenty times with a whip and carry him to the Eastern Palace.

But this time, Lin Qi accepted the decree. He didn't even have time to pack before hurrying to the Eastern Palace.

Qi Wenyan was sitting by the window reading. He looked up when he heard footsteps, but said nothing, as taciturn as ever. Still, Lin Qi had spent a lifetime fighting him in his previous life, so he could tell Qi Wenyan was happy.

He'd even deliberately waited here, since this spot faced the entrance and anyone who came in would see him right away.

A huge smile spread across Lin Qi's face. "Your Highness, were you waiting for me?"

Qi Wenyan reflexively denied it. "No."

Lin Qi feigned hurt. "So you weren't waiting for me. I thought you'd want me to come, so I hurried here as soon as I got the decree. Seems I was just imagining things."

Qi Wenyan pressed his lips together, seeming unsure what to say.

Lin Qi said, "Since Your Highness doesn't like me, I'll go back."

"Don't..." Qi Wenyan finally spoke. He looked a little nervous, nothing like the tyrant who'd flown into a rage at the slightest thing in his previous life. "It's not that I don't like you."

Lin Qi had always been bold. "Well, if Your Highness likes me, then you have to take responsibility for me."

"…"

A sociable, relentless pursuer x a seemingly gentle, secretly ruthless target who thinks he's hidden it well

----Check out my upcoming novel, Trapped in a Dog-Blood Melodrama with My Wife----

Han Xu and Gu Lanzhang had just finished a ten-year relationship when they got into a car accident on the way home from registering their marriage. They both transmigrated.

The good news: They were both bound to a System. If they followed the plot and earned points, they could come back to life in the modern world.

The bad news: They were bound to different Systems.

Han Xu got a yandere and wife-chasing-to-the-crematorium plot.

Gu Lanzhang got a villain and universal-heartthrob plot.

*

System: Go steal Gu Lanzhang's underwear, then take it to the palace and ask the emperor to grant you a marriage.

Han Xu: ?? That's pretty intense.

System: Remember, you're a yandere now.

Han Xu: …

Under cover of night, Han Xu climbed over the wall into the Gu residence. Following the System's instructions, he made his way to Gu Lanzhang's room. Just as he was about to knock, he realized the door wasn't even closed. He pushed it open and heard Gu Lanzhang complain, "What took you so long?"

Han Xu was surprised. "You knew I was coming?"

Gu Lanzhang: "The System said you'd come steal my underwear tonight, so I have to pretend I'm sleepwalking and beat you up."

Han Xu: "Don't hit my face."

Gu Lanzhang grabbed him by the collar and dragged him onto the bed. "We've already registered our marriage."

Han Xu gave him a thumbs-up. His wife's quick thinking was impressive.

Afterward, Han Xu hurried toward the palace, clutching the warm underwear. Gu Lanzhang lounged in bed, savoring the afterglow, while his System shrieked, "That's not how you're supposed to do it!"

Gu Lanzhang was utterly calm. "Just tell me, was it intense or not?"

The System fell silent. It had finally figured out how to exploit this bug.

*

After a chaotic stretch of days, the two finally got married.

Early the next morning, Gu Lanzhang got up and changed into a light, gauzy outfit before heading out.

Han Xu asked, "Where are you going?"

Gu Lanzhang: "The universal-heartthrob plot is starting, so I have to go charm people."

Han Xu was shocked. "We just got married yesterday."

Gu Lanzhang shrugged. "That's how the plot goes."

Han Xu: "Who is it? Who's so full of himself?"

Gu Lanzhang: "The heir of the Duke of An."

Gu Lanzhang left, and Han Xu was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan. He secretly followed him.

The System spoke up at the right moment. "They're going to admire lotus flowers on a flower boat today."

Han Xu was furious. "No way. I have to keep an eye on them."

System: "Given your special circumstances, you can use points to make yourself the lead in this plot instead."

Han Xu was surprised. "You mean I should seduce the heir of the Duke of An?"

The System rolled its eyes. "Make Gu Lanzhang seduce you."

Han Xu made up his mind at once. "Switch it."

Han Xu went aboard according to the plot. When Gu Lanzhang saw him, he froze for a moment. "What are you doing here?"

Han Xu happily explained what had happened. Gu Lanzhang laughed. "Do you know I'm supposed to beat him up today?"

Han Xu: ???

*

After a while, Han Xu realized something was off. "Why are my points running out so fast?"

System: "Because you keep changing the plot. Since you have such high demand, I can give you other plots."

Han Xu: "What plots?"

System: "Fake young master and real young master, rekindling an old flame, forced marriage, revenge against scum, secret crush, adorable pets, wilderness survival, stepfather romance, palace and household intrigue, business battles and a comeback, mountain and sea foraging, mystery and deduction..."

Han Xu was stunned. "What kind of world is this, anyway?"

System: "Just tell me if you're taking them."

For the points, for his wife, he'd give it his all.

Han Xu gritted his teeth. "I'll take them."

*

Some time later, Han Xu realized Gu Lanzhang was acting strange too. Gu Lanzhang didn't hide it from him. "We're using up points too quickly, so I took on some other plots."

"What?"

"Runaway with the baby, a general brings home his white moonlight, amnesia, substitute, an aloof beauty humbled by love, older man, younger man, a heaven's chosen falls into the mire, lovers torn apart by hatred, the seven-year itch, a rotten man with a sincere heart, love and hatred entangled, a fleeting illusion..."

Han Xu was stunned once again. "What the hell kind of world is this?"

PS: A comedy.

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