That Ninja Who Delivers Pizza

The first all-Zangetsu BG story on Jinjiang! A self-indulgent series. Also check out my ongoing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Diavolo and Tobiou BG story in my profile: a three-person pure-love romance. The blurb is below. * One day, the Odd Jobs received a job. The client was beautiful, with fair skin and long legs, rich and willful, and the task she wanted done was simple. "I'd like you to investigate the person I like," Aoki Rei said with a faint smile, pulling out a huge wad of cash. "And help bring us together while you're at it." The three Odd Jobs members' eyes lit up, and they immediately accepted. Investigating was one thing, but matchmaking seemed like an impossible task. None of the three had ever been in a relationship! "TV says you have to know what's going on between people to play matchmaker, aru. Aoki-san, what kind of relationship do you have right now?" "Hmm... I guess we're at the point where he takes the initiative to drop his pants around me?" Kagura dropped her kelp snack. Gintoki dropped his strawberry milk. Shinpachi's glasses also... hadn't fallen off yet. "...What are you even talking about?! You're only one step away from getting together!" * After the investigation, Mr. Sakata fell into deep thought. That blond guy holding a Jump with no eyes... Why did he look so familiar? Wasn't he Isomura, the guy who borrowed his Jump and never returned it? No, damn it, his old friend, the Hemorrhoid Ninja?! He looked at Aoki Rei in her white coat, then at the patient who had obviously come to see her for treatment, and roared angrily: "What's going on here? He just came to see you as a patient! Did you really have to make it sound like he was going to offer himself to you?!" Diavolo and Tobiou: "[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Becoming a Mafia's Lover" Diavolo and Tobiou BG!!! The story is a sticky, steamy pure-love romance. The three of them end up happily together, www. Writing this for myself is no easy feat, QAQ. If you like it, please add it to your favorites! 1. On Christmas Eve, Lina decided to spend all her savings on a feast for herself. Then, the next day, she would die. She caught a man using a frog to make a phone call. And invited him to have dinner with her. The events of that night were already hazy in her memory. She only remembered his soft pink hair winding around her fingers in the dim light. Half asleep, she traced the contours of his face with her fingertips. He was nothing like the person he was in the daytime. 2. Lina had never been liked, even as a child. She had no money for tuition, no money for clothes, no money for food. When other students bullied her, she couldn't even afford a single bandage. But... After she slept with a man named Tobiou, everything changed. Her teacher called to say, "Someone paid your tuition." Designer clothes she couldn't afford appeared in her rented room. A few checks were tucked into her books. Even the people who bullied her began disappearing one after another. Three nights a week, someone would cover Lina's eyes and take her somewhere else. Theme: Learn to express your feelings.