The Boyfriend Who Can’t Be Recycled

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Baimu, a shut-in, ordered a special trash can online to help her sort her rubbish.

On the first day, she found a pair of sunglasses in the trash can.

On the second day, she found a freeloader who was happy to eat and drink at her expense.

From then on, every so often, different kinds of MADAO would spill out of the trash can on their own.

Sometimes it was a strawberry-loving, dead-fish-eyed man with a natural perm who picked his feet and spouted nonsense. After three days of playing Dou Dizhu, he lost all three hundred million of his Happy Beans.

Sometimes it was a lazy good-for-nothing who spent all her pocket money betting on a famous sports lottery and lost every penny. Then he looked at her pitifully and said, "Oops, I didn't mean to!"

Sometimes it was a famous detective who solved cases with his eyes closed, along with the kid who freeloaded at his house. All the booze in the house was gone, and the culprit was snoring away with a hand over his neck.

The fake elementary schooler beside him put on an astonished look.

"Oh? Why did Uncle fall asleep?"

Doesn't your uncle being asleep have anything to do with you?

Following the principle that one house can't have room for two useless layabouts, Baimu politely stuffed the drunk back into the trash can. In return, she got an all-around champion housekeeper.

The handsome blond with dark skin could cook, and he was polite, too.

But the terrifying part was that he got up at five every morning to exercise, and enthusiastically invited Baimu to join him.

Baimu: I'll become a MADAO instead.

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After being influenced by all of them, Baimu, who owned dozens of properties and was rolling in rent money, decided to work hard. Her debut work made her the most popular manga artist of the year.

"Before I met him, I had no idea I was such an easygoing person."

"Every day, he sprawls on the sofa like a cat. He's too lazy to open his mouth even when food is right there. Sometimes I don't understand what he's thinking, and I even worry he might die because he won't eat."

"Then I found out that the bastard had polished off all my beloved cheesecake, strawberry milk, and expensive wine..."

"That's when I realized there are some people you really can't put up with."

From the foreword to The MADAO Observation Diary

Note:

MADAO is short for "Middle-Aged Man Absolutely Good for Nothing."

Before You Read:

1. Cover art by my CP, Wandao.

2. Male lead undecided.

3. The original characters transmigrate into the modern world. Please be aware.

· [Next story: Detective Anya]

On her way to school, Anya accidentally transmigrates to another world along with Bond.

At the same time, something calling itself a System binds itself to her and orders her to complete missions. She must earn eight stars before she can return to her original world.

[System]: This world is so fragile! It's full of darkness and despair. Heaven chose you to be the savior who maintains world peace!

Chosen One, Anya the Savior, is currently five years old.

Anya must protect world peace!

As the System arranged it, Anya naturally became Bourbon's adopted daughter.

[System]: There are always people who carry out their missions with sin on their shoulders. Our goal is to save the unsung heroes of this world!

[System]: Stop Toru Amuro and Shuichi Akai from fighting! They're both good people! Good friends shouldn't fight!

Anya to Toru Amuro: "You have an older brother."

[System]: Because of the Black Organization, an innocent young man was turned into a child who couldn't grow up. We must protect Conan and help him escape the distillery's clutches so he can grow up healthy and normal!

Anya hands him some milk. "Don't worry, Anya will help you grow taller."

Conan: ? But I'm really not a kid!

Anya: "Hmph."

What's with that scornful look?

[System]: Hurry and help defuse the bomb... No, wait! Run!

Anya freezes, then spends the three seconds of silence reading the summoning spell's cooldown.

Anya: "Waaah, Father!"

The dark-skinned, blond guardian, the pink-haired man with squinting eyes, and the fake elementary schooler who's small but determined all rush over at once.

Twilight, who has inexplicably appeared here and is caught in the middle: ...?

Don't any of you have daughters of your own?

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