Your Teacher Isn't Certified

Mage apprentice gong × Tank shizun shou ||

A good-for-nothing transmigrates and becomes a top genius in the cultivation world. The first thing he does is ask:

"Which of your elders is the most handsome...?"

System: Elder Si Nan of Little Wei Peak.

"Oh?" Guang Tingxia glanced sideways at the pile of grass and rubbed his fingertips together. "What's his personality like?"

System: Why are you calling him an elder? He's only twenty-five!

Guang Tingxia paused, then answered without a second thought. "I imagine he doesn't have much teaching experience."

System: .

"Oh, well. His personality doesn't matter," he said magnanimously, waving a hand. Then his expression suddenly turned grave. "The important thing is, has this person ever done anything truly wicked?"

System: ...Not so far.

Good, good. No matter what, at least it shouldn't come to blows.

"One last question." Guang Tingxia asked solemnly, "What is this... young man's background like?"

System: ...Pretty tragic, but

Guang Tingxia had already tightened his belt and set off.

System: Buddy, where are you going now?

"Isn't it obvious? I'm going to become his disciple."

System: But your health is still dropping! Are you sure you don't want to get treated first?!

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One day, Elder Si Wen came by. Stroking his beard with a smile, he asked the reluctant young disciple grinding ink beside him, "Oh, you have to do this yourself? Where's your new disciple?"

Ning Shuwei glanced up, unconcerned. "Dead."

Elder Si Wen: "??"

Guang Tingxia jolted awake. He clutched his neck, shaken. "Strange. Why do I feel like someone just stabbed me?"

The unserious blurb:

Oh, come on! My shizun has such an awesome-sounding title. How could he not be properly certified?

Ah! Shizun!? Why are you in the same exam room as me?? Could it be... you're the invigilator?

Shizun! Why have you gotten smaller!? I thought I picked easy mode!

There's definitely something wrong with your teaching qualification exam. I demand to use the fast track!

In short, this is a story about a cultivation newbie with built-in cheats teaming up with his shizun to cultivate, level up, solve mysteries, fight monsters, and save the world~ (takes a deep breath)

One-on-one romance, happy ending, both leads have no prior relationships.

I really want to call this book: The Immortal's Tears Fall on My Clothes Again.

#Reader Advisory#

· The gong is very... how do I put it, he's very... (trails off). In short, he's a complicated fellow, like a five-nut mooncake.

· The shou wears one mask beneath another. Stay tuned for the mystery~

A wolf tearing off clothes: Please add to your reading list~

Most importantly: Please leave comments, aaa!

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Premise: I'm famous for my grand ambition to woo my shizun.