An unconventional, nontraditional, entirely original Western fantasy setting. Paladin Raymond x elf Vikli
A clueless couple everyone thinks are together
*Daily life and travel journal of a clueless couple
[Not written in first person QAQ]
Fifty years ago, when the members decided to go their separate ways and start new lives, their adventuring party had to disband. Vikli and Raymond ultimately chose to settle in the Duchy of Feina.
Vikli spotted a beautiful, elegant little house there.
But at the time, Vikli didn't have enough savings to both open his potion shop and rent the house.
After Vikli ran into Raymond, who was also without a place to stay, at an inn above a tavern, they decided to rent the beautiful house together.
And so Vikli and Raymond lived in the same house for fifty years.
Fifty years later, when the landlord planned to sell the property, Vikli and Raymond finally decided to buy the house.
After the land sale was finalized and the house rebuilt, Vikli and Raymond threw a housewarming party, only to discover:
Why had so many of their friends come?
Why was the courtyard decorated like a wedding venue?
Why was there a priest here?!!!
[Unlimited comments. I want to see everyone having fun in the comments, sob.jpg]
[Here's a preview of my upcoming historical xianxia story with pregnancy! If you're interested, check out my author page. I'll start it once I finish my xianxia project!]
"The Pride of the Righteous Path, Abandoning Husband and Child"
[Proud nine-tailed little demon king bottom x righteous-path shining-star cultivator top]
"A love story about two lovable goofballs"
Word has it that Feng Zhigu, the little demon king of the demon clan, was born with nine tails and is an auspicious sign for the Three Realms.
When Lian Zheng met him, he thought he was nothing but a fluffy white mutt who snarled at everyone.
Word has it that Lian Zheng, a once-in-a-generation genius saber cultivator of the human clan, reached the Deification stage in three hundred years and was the shining star of the cultivation world.
When Feng Zhigu met him, he thought he was nothing but a hairless wild macaque who knew how to swing a big saber.
So, during the first joint battle between the human and demon clans to subdue the fiends, the commanders on both sides clashed at every turn.
Yet during the victory feast after the battle, while everyone else celebrated, Feng Zhigu and Lian Zheng snuck off to the little demon king's bedchamber to share a secret understanding.
*
The spoils of war awarded to the little demon king:
"Ten pomegranate fruits.
They grow on Tianming Cliff. Their color resembles a cherry blossom, their skin resembles grapes, and they are the size of dates. Their flesh is chewy and juicy. When infused with the essence of a pair of dao companions, they can nourish a spirit embryo."
*
The little demon king and the saber cultivator traveled across the four seas and nine provinces behind the backs of their closest friends and family, enjoying themselves for over a month.
Unfortunately, Lian Zheng's elders summoned him back to the mountain for a reason he couldn't refuse. The two parted in the mortal realm and returned to their respective homes.
Back in the demon clan, Feng Zhigu was bored when he suddenly remembered that he still had a pile of spoils of war in the demon king's palace to sort through, so he called his friend, the tea tree spirit, to help.
He heard that the formidable saber cultivator from the human clan had been ambushed by a demonic cultivator while undergoing the Heart-Piercing Tribulation. Not only had his cultivation fallen by two minor stages, but he'd also lost his memory.
The tea tree spirit looked down on him.
If it were our little demon king, he'd breeze through a tribulation like that.
Unfortunately, the little demon king he was talking about had already sent his heart flying to the cultivation world, leaving the half-read list of spoils behind without a second thought.
The tea tree spirit flipped through the list and shouted after Feng Zhigu, who was about to disappear into the distance:
"Your Highness! Why are there several pomegranate fruits missing from the spirit fruit box? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
Theme: Building a harmonious and wonderful life together
Two protagonists: We are going to have a housewarming party, please inform everyone.
William: OK
(in the crowd)
William (holding the microphone): Ahem, hello, everyone! Next Sunday, our good friends Vickley and Raymond, who have lived together for 50 years! They decided to get married in their new home!
Friends (booing): ohohohoh!
I really have no choice but to blame others for misunderstanding [dog head holding rose in mouth]
In the eyes of others, it is a kind of warm, daily and beautiful love, the happy love of an old couple who have been in love for a long time. But in the eyes of the two protagonists, they have been roommates for many years and finally bought the house together hahahahahahahaha
There is life in your eyes, you deserve to have a wife [Sunglasses]
Why isn't it considered an iron rice bowl?
It seems that this Marquis is not very smart. No matter what the identities of these two newcomers are, pointing out this matter is already a quarrel with two big bosses who have lived for who knows how long. Being fearful at the same time and offending at the same time, is this the duality of recklessness and cowardice? [Question mark]
Does it turn out that you just don't want to raise children? I understand, I still like the other person [red heart]
It's called delicious seaweed, of course you have to eat it [Sunglasses]
So why a sandwich? The two of them are divided into advanced ways. They are both sandwiches. It can be seen that this sandwich has a special meaning. In fact, it is simple.
Is this also the calmness of the immortal species [dog head]
Two protagonists: We are going to have a housewarming party, please inform everyone. William: OK (in the crowd) William (holding the microphone): Ahem, hello, everyone! Next Sunday, our good friends Vickley and Raymond, who have lived together for 50 years! They decided to get married in their new home! Friends (booing): ohohohoh!
I really have no choice but to blame others for misunderstanding [dog head holding rose in mouth]
In the eyes of others, it is a kind of warm, daily and beautiful love, the happy love of an old couple who have been in love for a long time. But in the eyes of the two protagonists, they have been roommates for many years and finally bought the house together hahahahahahahaha
There is life in your eyes, you deserve to have a wife [Sunglasses]
Why isn't it considered an iron rice bowl?
It seems that this Marquis is not very smart. No matter what the identities of these two newcomers are, pointing out this matter is already a quarrel with two big bosses who have lived for who knows how long. Being fearful at the same time and offending at the same time, is this the duality of recklessness and cowardice? [Question mark]
Does it turn out that you just don't want to raise children? I understand, I still like the other person [red heart]
It's called delicious seaweed, of course you have to eat it [Sunglasses]
So why a sandwich? The two of them are divided into advanced ways. They are both sandwiches. It can be seen that this sandwich has a special meaning. In fact, it is simple.
Is this also the calmness of the immortal species [dog head]