The Sweet Kid Goes Viral by Listening to Organs Spill the Tea

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Sheng Sheng makes a birthday wish and gets bound to a System.

The System says this is a world where bizarre novels have fused together. She can earn points just by watching the drama, and save the protagonists and supporting characters to earn double points.

To get points, Sheng Sheng asks her mom to sign her up as a commentator for a variety show.

Netizens don't think much of this ordinary little girl and reckon she's dreaming.

Then they all get face-slapped.

1. The white moonlight and the heroine of an angsty romance get into a fight.

CEO: With my intelligence, of course I can tell who's right and who's wrong.

Brain: [Don't believe him. He's lying. I'm still brand-new.]

2. Butler from an old-fashioned pampering romance: The master is giving you a chance. You should be grateful and know your place.

Butt: [Huh? Who's farting?]

3. Nation's little sister: What do you usually do? Read, I guess. I like Western classics, like Resurrection and The Count of Monte Cristo.

Eyes: That handsome guy in the comic I just read has an eight-pack. So hot!

4. Pure and innocent young actress: I've never liked meat since I was a child.

Mouth: Ah, I love salt-and-pepper pig trotters! I love braised pork! I love sweet-and-sour ribs! I love crawfish!

5. Stubborn movie star: There's no way I could ever fall for her.

Heart: I'm about to drop dead! I'm about to drop dead! Master, could you have some self-respect!

The well-behaved little girl perks up her ears: So everyone's just stubborn and tsundere!

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