[My Three-Year-Old, Swapping Moms on a Variety Show] is now available. Please add it to your reading list!
Before Ruǎnruǎn went on a variety show with her mom, she awakened the ability to dream of the future.
In her dream, she was a scheming, wicked child who helped her supporting-character mom and villainous maternal grandparents frame the auntie her dad loved. In the end, her dad found out, and the whole family met a terrible fate.
Ruǎnruǎn woke up in fright and heard that her parents had really gotten divorced!
It was happening just like in her dream, so Ruǎnruǎn decided to protect her mom.
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As soon as they joined the parent-child variety show, the preview was met with online ridicule.
“Can Jiang Yuanyi cook? Can she make crafts? Can she earn little red flowers for her daughter?”
As it turned out, Ruǎnruǎn used her prophetic dreams to win first place in the crafts competition!
During the storytelling segment, everyone else was completely absorbed in the story.
Ruǎnruǎn said seriously, “Love isn't everything. We have to live for ourselves!”
Jiang Yuanyi: “???”
Was she being lectured by a child?
Sometimes Ruǎnruǎn got a little troubled, too. She counted on her fingers and furrowed her nose in confusion. “Mom, it's been so many days already. Why am I still three and a half?”
Jiang Yuanyi: “What's wrong?”
Ruǎnruǎn said earnestly and innocently that she wanted to grow up quickly so she could protect her mom.
Netizen: Waaah, Ruǎnruǎn is amazing!
Netizen: Another one of those stories that makes me want a daughter!
The adorable and earnest Ruǎnruǎn and her mom became a hit on the show, and soon there were plenty of uncles around them.
“Mom, Uncle carried this bucket of water over.”
“Mom, why does Uncle Yan keep looking at you?”
“Mom, why does Uncle Xie blush when he talks to you?”
A husband who was supposed to be pursuing true love started to panic.
He tagged his wife on Weibo: @Jiang Yuanyi, sorry, we haven't gotten divorced yet. Don't rush to steal someone else's partner.
Reader's Guide:
1. The misunderstanding in the blurb will be resolved with a twist.
2. This seems to matter to everyone, so here's a clarification: the supporting female character and the male lead have never been in a relationship, and she isn't his first love either. The supporting character is just full of herself.
3. This is a slow-paced, everyday-life story about raising a kid! Everyday life!
Coming soon, please add it to your reading list: My Three-Year-Old, Swapping Moms on a Variety Show
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Tuantuan was three and a half, and her mother was always terribly mean to her.
She made her do all sorts of chores and eat leftovers. But whenever she picked her up from kindergarten, she would peer into the fancy kindergarten next door, sneaking glances at a little girl dressed like a princess.
Tuantuan didn't understand why, until she had a strange dream.
In the dream, she was the daughter her mother had switched with a rich family, while the “little princess” was her mother's real daughter.
Next, her mother would take her on a parent-child variety show to make the “little princess” and the brother who belonged to her look good.
Tuantuan woke with a start. Her mother was on the phone, talking about going on a variety show.
The things in her dream were coming true!
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Tuantuan went on the variety show with her mother and became the show's contrast character.
The other guests were eloquent and elegantly dressed, while she and her mother wore cheap clothes from street stalls. Her mother was especially obsequious toward the little princess.
Even the brother from Tuantuan's dream looked at her strangely.
Tuantuan felt sad.
It didn't take long for her mother to show her true colors on the show.
Annoyed by how slowly Tuantuan walked, she grabbed her hand and dragged her forward. Tuantuan accidentally fell, and her mother started shouting at her.
Tuantuan said timidly, “I'm sorry, Mom.”
Tuantuan tried mango for the first time and had an allergic reaction.
Her mother shouted that she was a money pit and a constant source of trouble.
Tuantuan said timidly, “I'm sorry, Mom. I won't eat it again.”
The production team took the guests to an amusement park. Her mother only wanted to look after the little princess, and Tuantuan got lost.
Her mother grabbed her by the ear and shouted angrily, “Did you do that on purpose?”
Tuantuan cried.
The mother's behavior enraged the viewers and broke the guests' hearts. The older brother coldly grabbed the mother's hand to stop her.
The production team also asked the mother to leave the show and brought in a kind auntie to look after Tuantuan for the rest of filming.
Tuantuan was surprised to discover that this auntie was the little princess and the older brother's mother, and her own real mother!
Coming soon: Dating Show, Exposing Scumbags for Dad and Becoming a Star
Ruoruo transmigrated into the three-and-a-half-year-old daughter picked up by a tyrannical CEO.
Rumor had it this CEO was cold and ruthless, devoted to his work, and knew nothing of love. He was refined and aloof.
That made him the perfect target for transmigrators who were spoiled brats, green tea girls, white lotuses, or irresistible playgirls. Once they succeeded in winning him over, they would dump him, break up without a second thought, or cheat him out of money and love.
When Ruoruo transmigrated into the book, the CEO had just joined a dating show, and transmigrators of every stripe were making their entrance.
“Your sister is so pretty. Unlike me, I don't even know how to do my makeup.”
“Don't say that, you'll make me sad...”
“It's your honor to enter my ocean of affection.”
“I only like men who are out of my league.”
“I twisted my ankle. Aren't you going to carry me upstairs? Hmph.”
Ruoruo had the script in hand and personally tutored her CEO dad. “Dad, it's actually not hard to spot a green tea girl, a white lotus, a spoiled brat, or a playgirl.”
“If your daughter says she is one, then she is.”
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Coming soon: The Little Crow Goes Viral on a Dating Show
Yue Chuwu, a little crow, transmigrated into the role of a cannon-fodder supporting female character.
She transmigrated just as the original character was making a play for the entire harem of the female lead and getting rejected. To make Yue Chuwu give up, they even invited her onto a dating show so she could see for herself how much they loved Yue Qiubai.
Yue Chuwu: You mean there's a chance I can make money from this?
She's a little bringer of bad luck. If they come looking for trouble, that's on them.
Why pass up a chance to make money?
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When netizens heard the news, they mocked Yue Chuwu, saying she'd be the wallflower for sure.
But once the show started, things gradually took a strange turn. This was supposed to be a show about showing off romance, enjoying sweet moments, and watching Yue Qiubai get doted on like a princess. Instead, one thing after another went wrong.
People mocked Yue Chuwu's cooking, and the roof collapsed, smashing them in the head. People mocked her for having no one to play games with, and someone went sliding straight into a river. People mocked her for being a wallflower, then mistook a makeup-removal wipe for an ordinary wet wipe and took off their makeup on camera...
Game 1
The tyrannical CEO was about to scoop Yue Qiubai up in front of the cameras.
The lucky wheel went round and round, landing on “delicate and weak.”
The skill kicked in, and the CEO went sprawling on the ground.
#CEOCan'tCutIt trended
Game 2
The movie emperor and the others competed in an obstacle course.
The wheel went round and round, landing on “tripping on flat ground.”
The movie emperor, who had been carrying Yue Qiubai and dodging obstacles like a fish in water, suddenly went flying with a thud.
#MovieEmperorCan'tCutIt trended
Game 3
A rich young master was about to show off his rowing skills in a boat race.
The wheel went round and round, landing on “crybaby.”
The handsome young master rowed himself to tears, wiping his eyes and sobbing miserably in the boat.
This time, he wasn't the only one to trend.
Yue Qiubai did, too.
#RichYoungMasterCan'tCutIt
#CouldYueQiubaiBeTooHeavy?
Yue Qiubai: “???”
Later, everyone began to notice something was off.
Huh? Was it only the people who targeted Chuwu who had things go wrong?
The little crow went viral in the most unexpected way, and everyone started sharing her profile picture.
“Share Yue Chuwu to make bad luck go away!”
“Share Yue Chuwu and may the jealous haters have bad luck!”
“Share Yue Chuwu, you paper-thief! May I be your comeuppance!”
To everyone's surprise, the wishes in their posts actually came true!
There really was a little crow who brought bad luck to villains!
The little crow went viral, appeared on variety shows and in advertisements, and earned herself a mountain of coins!
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Check out my completed novels:
The Supporting Female Character Destroys the Female Lead's Harem on a Variety Show
Transmigrating into the Spoiled Female Lead's Cannon-Fodder Little Sister
I Want to Break Up with Gojo the Cat
Theme: Even if you know the future will be difficult, you must strive to grow stronger so you can protect the people who matter to you.
The comment section keeps talking about changing the male protagonist, but the wife didn't change it in the introduction. She also wrote an outline in the article. It probably followed the route of the heroine's parents reuniting, and the tone was not that of a big heroine. If the settings were really changed due to the influence of readers, it would not be the article my wife originally wanted to write. I understand how readers feel about giving money to buy a novel and giving suggestions to their wives, but those friends who say they will abandon the novel without changing the character setting are not suggestions. They want to force their wives to write a novel they want to read, so they might as well write a novel themselves. Moreover, my wife's frequency of updating articles is obviously that she has outlines and saved manuscripts. If I am revising while writing, my wife will also tell me in advance that I don't have an outline yet and I am not sure whether I can buy stocks.
I don't quite understand the heroine's behavior of not answering the phone. Is this really something a mature person can do? I was quite surprised when she refused to answer the phone. I thought that even if we were getting divorced, we would have to open the window and make it clear. Jiang Bei had already revealed that they were in a relationship, so she blocked her even though she didn't answer the phone. Was it because she felt they had nothing to talk about? I don't quite understand why you didn't answer? Jiang Bie's negligence and inaction in this marriage will not be vindicated. He really deserves it. Whoever made him fail to fulfill his responsibilities, reality will teach her how to be a good person. But the character of the heroine is also very strange. I was a little anxious to watch it. She was too indifferent! Does she have a big problem herself? Such as the way to deal with problems.
Not only do you want to torture Jiang Bie, but also this assistant, it's so disgusting
Even if they are reunited, Jiang Bie will be tortured severely. Who told him that he didn't know how to cherish it before?
The emotional intelligence of the actress is really low. I'm worried.
Although Jiang Bie is okay, the other male supporting actors are not bad either. They are all divorced anyway. When I saw Song Yaxian's part, my blood pressure started to soar.
I don't really like reunions after a broken mirror, so I heard that it's a reunion after a broken mirror, so let's do it. I like Ruianruan very much, but I don't want to see the things that make me angry later, so I wish Ruianruan peace and happiness.
It's strange, why is there a repetitive chapter starting from the father's perspective? Where is the real extra chapter?
Ruianruan is still an adoptive mother. I find that many people seem to have forgotten that Ruianruan is the heroine.
"Rejection" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ chew