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Qi Bai was a notoriously scandal-ridden top-tier star. The rumors about him were enough to make anyone's jaw drop, and then recently came the news that the star had taken a girl street racing.
An insider revealed:
1. The star's young girlfriend is the wildcat type.
2. She's got the star wrapped around her little finger!
3. Things got so heated they both ended up with scratch marks!
Netizen: The top-tier star gets around that much?
Netizen: I want to see just how she's got him wrapped around her finger.
With rumors about Qi Bai and his "wildcat" swirling, his unscrupulous agency seized the opportunity to bundle him into a notorious variety show.
Netizens eagerly rubbed their hands together.
That very night, the star logged into Weibo and posted a photo of himself with his "wildcat."
Netizens: ?
#Where'sTheInnocentFieryWildcatWeWerePromised
#TheWildcatReallyIsAKitten
How dare you mess with me! (angry voice)
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Qi Bai unexpectedly awakened the ability to hear his kitten's thoughts. He has no interest in getting caught up in the whole fake-young-master-versus-real-young-master drama. He just wants to go on the variety show and then retire from the industry.
In his dreams, he gets savaged on the show, rejected by his parents, and cursed at by netizens. He falls into despair and jumps off a building.
He thinks that if he doesn't care, then what happened in the dream won't come to pass.
But then...
1. Before the variety show even begins, the director starts a livestream without warning, and the haters rub their hands together in anticipation.
Kitty King: I'll give you the most special, most spectacular entrance ever!
Then the kitten sits on the top-tier star's head and makes a dazzling entrance!
Haters, confused: Is this really the same short-tempered Qi Bai?
2. The unscrupulous variety show makes the guests buy ingredients to cook pet food, giving them only twenty yuan, deliberately trying to make Qi Bai lose his temper.
Kitty King hops down from Qi Bai's shoulder and, with a cat treat in its mouth, asks a tabby for directions.
It finds its way to an urban village, where it buys the ingredients at a bargain price.
Haters, astonished: Wasn't Qi Bai supposed to be short-tempered and domineering? He actually let the kitten ask for directions just so everyone could finish the task!
3. The unscrupulous variety show has the guests train their pets, and even provides voice-training buttons.
At first...
Qi Bai: Let's start by learning how to eat!
The kitten reaches out a paw: Eat.
Qi Bai: Good kitty.
Later...
At night: The kitten reaches out a paw.
Qi Bai sleepily feeds it.
In the morning: The kitten reaches out a paw.
Qi Bai feeds it like a walking corpse.
Qi Bai: Wait, isn't something wrong here???
Haters, baffled: Wasn't Qi Bai supposed to be cunning and calculating? He seems to be completely brainless (not really).
The top-tier star, hated by the entire internet, turns his reputation around in a way no one expected.
His scumbag dad, his scheming younger brother, and his agency are furious: This isn't how they predicted things would go!
Theme: The world is too crowded. We need fluffy little creatures to save us.
Come on, come on [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] Look good!!
Come on, come on [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] Look good!!
Come on, come on [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] Look good!!
Come on, come on [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] Look good!!
Come on, come on [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] Look good! Come on!
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
Come on, come on [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] Look good! Come on!
Come on, come on [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] I like it!! Come on!
Come on, come on [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] I like it! Come on!