My pre-release: I'll Rely on Word Magic to Get the Inside Scoop!
Liao Qianqian fails her tribulation and transmigrates into the body of a useless beauty mocked by the entire internet.
She arrives just as the original owner has been blacklisted online after casting her net too widely among the admirers of Shen Yueguang. Liao Qianqian is also thrown onto a low-budget variety show, Rich Grandpa Teaches You How to Respect Your Elders.
When netizens hear the news, they mock Liao Qianqian, saying that since she can't do anything, she can just "enjoy" the old man's torment on the show.
Liao Qianqian pats her full Qiankun bag and decides to join.
1. The variety show stirs up trouble.
Director: "What do you think of Sen Miao and Zhong Hou?"
Qianqian: "Dogs eat excrement by nature."
Director: ?
2. The show asks them to cook.
Liao Qianqian uses a clothes peg to dangle immortal-grade pastries as bait.
Guest: "If that works, I'll livestream myself eating my phone!"
To everyone's surprise, the fish scramble to get hooked and pulled ashore.
Guest: ?
3. Liao Qianqian casually takes fruit irrigated with spiritual spring water out of her space.
The guests swallow hard. "Why does her fruit taste so good?"
Liao Qianqian politely asks, "Would you like some?"
Guest: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Liao Qianqian: "No. Ten thousand per piece!"
Guest: ?
4. On the show, they have to find enough puzzle pieces to get food.
Liao Qianqian simply takes out her Qiankun bag and scatters top-grade spirit stones, bribing a little squirrel to help search.
It finds the missing pieces right on the director and in his room.
Director: ?
After eating Liao Qianqian's immortal-grade pastries and fruit irrigated with spiritual spring water, the old men recover from cancer, their white hair gradually turns black, and their energy and spirits improve day by day.
Liao Qianqian goes from being a useless beauty hated by the whole internet to a huge star everyone adores!
Even the apples and pears she casually takes out sell for a thousand yuan each, and money and opportunities come rolling in!
Liao Qianqian gets to lie flat as she always wanted.
Please add my pre-release to your collection: I'll Rely on Word Magic to Get the Inside Scoop!
Yaolingling is a little bodhisattva in a run-down temple. Her greatest ability is word magic, though she uses it in an unconventional way.
She transmigrates into the Mary Sue novel Sweet and Adored Wife, where the heroine will take everything from Yaolingling. Her father favors the heroine, her brother likes her, and even Yaolingling's childhood friend and fiance love her.
Yaolingling will be left with nothing!
The day she's adopted.
As soon as the heroine walks in, she speaks in a syrupy voice: "Wah, I'm so jealous that Lingling has such wonderful parents and a brother. Unlike me, I've been at home all by myself since I was little..."
Her father and brother are moved.
Yaolingling counts on her fingers. "That's true. Your dad never behaved himself, even as a kid. He was still wetting his pants at ten. He slept with your mom and ran off without taking responsibility. When your mom got pregnant, she didn't want to take responsibility for you either. How sad."
The heroine really cries in anger.
Her brother scolds Yaolingling, saying she shouldn't talk to a guest that way.
Yaolingling says, "Brother, your girlfriend is on a date with your best friend right now, at our family's five-star hotel. They're in the exclusive presidential suite you specifically reserved for him."
Brother: "Damn!"
Her father walks over.
Yaolingling: "Dad, do you want me to read your fortune too?"
"...Sure," Dad says. "Can I lie flat and win 50 million?"
Yaolingling thinks for a few seconds. "You can!"
Dad is delighted. He happily goes out to buy a lottery ticket, but a Rolls-Royce hits him and he gets 50 million in compensation. He'll have to lie flat for at least six months.
Yaolingling: "Dad, are you happy?"
"..."
What do you think?
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Word gets around about Yaolingling's unconventional word magic, and people who like the heroine or dislike Yaolingling all flock to her.
Yaolingling happens to be planning to make money and run away, so she starts a livestream.
Heroine's simp 1: "I want to lose 20 pounds in a month!"
Yaolingling: "Sure."
Simp 1 has early-stage cancer, can't eat or sleep, and loses weight rapidly.
Yandere 2: "I want to get back together with my ex-girlfriend."
Yaolingling: "...If you insist, I can't do anything about it."
Yandere 2 successfully gets back together with his ex-girlfriend, but she's pregnant with someone else's baby and wants him to raise it as his own. She just wants to find a decent man and get married!
Police officer 3: "Is your magic really that accurate? Then I hope I can solve a case and become the top detective in the police department!"
Yaolingling: "Um, I suppose that's possible..."
That night, the officer is summoned by the 60-year-old wife of the department chief, who asks if he wants to become the number one person in the police department.
Yaolingling makes a name for herself in one fell swoop!
Later, even the heroine's admirers come to make wishes to Yaolingling, eager to try it out. The terrified heroine covers their mouths. "Shut up! I still want to live! If all four of you want to have her, won't you have to dismember her?"
The heroine regrets everything!
#Whatever you wish for, I'll make it happen
#Don't ask how it happens!
#I make it happen, but don't expect aftercare
#I do things my own way!
Theme: Even in adversity, keep growing toward the light. Temporary darkness and hardship can't defeat you.