Name: I'm Making a Living Off Gossip with My Word Magic!
Author: Lin Qi

Synopsis

[Please add my upcoming novels to your reading list: [Reverse Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts] I Know They Can Hear What I'm Thinking, and Good Kid Gets Famous by Listening to Organs Talk and Sharing the Gossip]

Yaolingling was the little Bodhisattva of a dilapidated temple. Her greatest talent was word magic, though she had an unconventional way of doing things.

She transmigrated into the Mary Sue novel Sweet and Spoiled Wife, where the heroine would take everything from her. Her father favored the heroine, her younger brother adored her, and her childhood friend and fiance were both in love with her.

Yaolingling would be left with nothing!

The day she was adopted:

The moment the heroine walked in, she put on a coy act. "Wah, I'm so jealous that Lingling has such wonderful parents and a big brother. Unlike me, I've been all alone at home since I was little..."

Her father and younger brother looked moved.

Yaolingling made a finger-counting gesture. "That's right. Your dad was no good from childhood. He was still wetting his pants at ten. He slept with your mom, then ran off without taking responsibility. Your mom got pregnant and didn't want to take responsibility for you either. How tragic."

The heroine cried in earnest.

Her younger brother told Yaolingling off for speaking to a guest like that.

Yaolingling said, "Little brother, your girlfriend is on a date with your best friend right now, at our five-star hotel. She's even in the VIP presidential suite you reserved especially for him."

Younger brother: Shit!

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Word spread about Yaolingling's unconventional word magic, and people who loved the heroine or couldn't stand Yaolingling flocked to her.

As it happened, Yaolingling was preparing to make money and run away, so she simply started livestreaming.

Heroine's simp #1: "I want to lose twenty pounds in a month!"

Yaolingling: "Sure."

Simp #1 was in the early stages of cancer. Unable to eat or sleep, he lost weight rapidly.

Doormat #2: "I want to get back together with my ex-girlfriend."

Yaolingling: "...If you're sure, there's nothing I can do about it."

Keyboard warrior #2 successfully reunited with his ex-girlfriend. But she was pregnant with someone else's child and married him because she wanted a nice, reliable guy. The doormat wept with gratitude, never imagining that his girlfriend had wanted both men!

Police officer #3: "Are you really that accurate? Then I hope I'll solve cases and become the best detective in the police department!"

Yaolingling: "Um, I don't see why not..."

That night, the police officer was summoned by the sixty-year-old wife of the department chief, who asked if he wanted to become the department's number one man.

Every time Yaolingling went live, her fans watched eagerly. Their excuse was, "I just want to see how many more unconventional ways she can use to grant people's wishes!"

Yaolingling became famous overnight!

Later, even the heroine's suitors came to make wishes to Yaolingling. They eagerly prepared to ask her for something, but the horrified heroine clapped a hand over their mouths. "Shut up! I want to live! If all four of you want her, won't that mean splitting her into pieces?!"

The heroine regretted everything!

#I'll grant whatever you wish for

#Don't ask how I make it happen!

#I make it happen, but don't expect after-sales service

#I've got plenty of unconventional methods!

Upcoming Novel 1: [Reverse Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts] I Know They Can Hear What I'm Thinking

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Only after Yu Suisui died did she learn that she was the ill-fated biological daughter in the novel Become Everyone's Darling by Reading Minds. Everyone could hear her thoughts, and the fake heiress, Song Yaoyao, manipulated her into becoming jealous, envious, and possessive of everything that should have been hers.

In the end, her family despised her, her classmates bullied her, and she jumped from a rooftop.

She died before she could even change her name from Yu Suisui to Song Suisui.

Yu Suisui was reborn. In this life, she wanted none of that so-called family love, romance, or friendship!

So everyone has mind-reading powers?

You can all hear my thoughts, then hate me for them?

Then she'll use those mind-reading powers to expose the heroine Song Yaoyao's true nature. Let's see if you can still treat her like your darling!

Scene 1:

On her first day at the Song family's home, Song Yaoyao pretended to welcome Yu Suisui. Her parents looked at Song Yaoyao with such tenderness, thinking she was so thoughtful it broke their hearts, when they suddenly heard Yu Suisui's thoughts.

[That hurts!]

[Why is Big Sister pinching me?]

[Why is Big Sister saying that Mom and Dad only love her, and that I should go back to the countryside as soon as possible?]

Her parents and brother: ?

Song Yaoyao went deathly pale. "I didn't!"

Scene 2:

The Song family arranged for Yu Suisui and Song Yaoyao to be in the same class. Song Yaoyao hinted that Yu Suisui was the daughter of a mistress, and the students looked at her with disdain. Then they suddenly heard Yu Suisui's thoughts.

[Hey, I'm the Song family's biological daughter, and Song Yaoyao was just switched at birth. But Mom and Dad told me not to say anything. Why?]

[Mom and Dad really love Big Sister. I'm so jealous.]

[As expected, I'm just a stranger who happens to be related to them by blood.]

The students: ???

Song Yaoyao went deathly pale. "I really didn't!"

Scene 3:

Song Yaoyao's fiance came to visit the Song family, and she badmouthed Yu Suisui in front of him.

The fiance glared at Yu Suisui with disgust, then heard her thoughts.

[Oh, is this the fiance who was originally supposed to be mine?]

[Song Yaoyao says he can't perform for more than a minute, and he's nowhere near as good as her other five, six, or seven boyfriends!]

[Good thing he's not my boyfriend!]

The fiance turned red with rage.

Song Yaoyao tearfully protested, "I really didn't!"

Scene 4:

Song Yaoyao incited a rich young lady to bully Yu Suisui. Before she could do anything, she heard Yu Suisui's thoughts.

[So this is the rich, dumb young lady Song Yaoyao was talking about?]

[Song Yaoyao also said she was big-chested and stupid, and that her boyfriend was really easy to seduce.]

The young lady slapped Song Yaoyao across the face, and Song Yaoyao became the one everyone bullied.

Later, Yu Suisui used her connections to become a top-tier star, adored by her fans, while Song Yaoyao became universally hated.

Song Yaoyao said, "I didn't! I really didn't!"

Her parents, brother, fiance, and the young lady said coldly, "Suisui doesn't even know we can hear her thoughts. Would she really go out of her way to harm you?!"

Upcoming Novel 2: Good Kid Gets Famous by Listening to Organs Talk and Sharing the Gossip

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Shengsheng made a birthday wish and got bound to a System.

The System said this was a world where the plots of several bizarre novels had merged. She could earn points just by sharing gossip, and earn double points by redeeming the main and supporting characters.

To earn points, Shengsheng asked her mother to sign her up as a commentator for a variety show.

Online users thought a regular little girl wouldn't stand a chance and called her delusional.

They were soon proven wrong.

1. The white moonlight and the heroine of an angsty romance get into a dispute.

CEO: With my intelligence, of course I can tell who's right and who's wrong.

Brain: [Don't believe him. He's lying. I'm still brand-new.]

2. Butler from an old-fashioned pampering romance: The master is giving you a chance. You should be grateful and know your place.

Butt: [Huh? Who farted?]

3. The nation's little sister: What do I usually do? Read books, I guess. I like Western classics, like Resurrection and The Count of Monte Cristo.

Eyes: [That hot guy in the comic I was just reading has an eight-pack! He looks so good!]

4. Pure and innocent young actress: I've never liked eating meat.

Mouth: [Ah, I love salt-and-pepper pig trotters! I love braised pork! I love sweet-and-sour ribs! I love crayfish!]