[Please add my new novel, "I Eat Gossip with My Unorthodox Word Manifestation Powers!", to your reading list!]
Before appearing on a variety show, Ruoruo dreamed that she was the real daughter of her domineering CEO dad!
Her mother and dad had been each other's first love, but they separated because of a misunderstanding. Before her mother died, she sent Ruoruo to an orphanage. Later, a transmigrator would win over Dad, and once she succeeded, she would turn Ruoruo into Cinderella: no candy, no pretty little dresses, and she'd even kick her out of the house!
No way.
She had to protect herself!
Fists clenched in determination.jpg
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Not long afterward, Sheng Kai and Ruoruo appeared on a variety show.
At first, nobody had much faith in them, but unexpectedly, Ruoruo became a huge hit on the show.
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Everyone was making food, but the staff were even clumsier than she was, and one of them cut their hand and couldn't eat.
Ruoruo spoon-fed them and imitated Grandma: "Here comes the little airplane! Open wide~"
The staff member felt their eyes grow a little moist.
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On the show, they gave Ruoruo a strict lesson.
The sweet-faced little underachiever looked at them sympathetically: "Big Sis, did you have to study calligraphy and so many other things from when you were little? That must have been so hard."
Memories of the past came flooding back, and the teacher felt their nose grow a little sore.
Netizen: Waaah, our daughter's so cute.
Netizen: You're making me want to have a daughter!
Netizen: Can that CEO please stop blocking my daughter's shots?!
The parenting variety show somehow became Ruoruo's personal showcase, and the production crew invited another female guest to join the program.
Ruoruo's eyes went round: That's Mommy!
Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list: "I Eat Gossip with My Unorthodox Word Manifestation Powers!"
Yaolingling was a little bodhisattva at a rundown temple. Her greatest talent was word manifestation, but she had an unorthodox way of doing things and never followed the usual path.
After transmigrating into the Mary Sue novel Sweet and Adored Wife, she learned that the heroine would take everything from her: her father would favor the heroine, her brother would like the heroine, and even her childhood friend and fiance would fall for the heroine.
Yaolingling would be left with nothing!
The day she was adopted.
As soon as the heroine walked in, she put on a coy act: "Sob, I'm so jealous that Lingling has such wonderful parents and a brother. Unlike me, I've been at home all by myself since I was little..."
Her father and brother were visibly moved.
Yaolingling counted on her fingers. "That's true. Your dad was a no-good from the start. He was still wetting his pants at ten. He slept with your mom, then ran off without taking responsibility. Your mom got pregnant and didn't want to take responsibility for you either. How pitiful."
The heroine was so angry she burst into tears.
Her brother scolded Yaolingling, saying she shouldn't speak to a guest that way.
Yaolingling said, "Bro, your girlfriend is on a date with your best friend right now, at our family's five-star hotel. They're even in the private presidential suite you specifically reserved for him."
Brother: Holy crap!
Her father walked over.
Yaolingling: "Dad, do you want your fortune told too?"
"...Sure," Dad said. "Can I lie flat and win 50 million?"
Yaolingling pondered for a few seconds. "You can!"
Dad was delighted. He happily went out to buy a lottery ticket, only to get hit by a Rolls-Royce. He was paid 50 million in compensation and had to lie flat for at least half a year.
Yaolingling: "Dad, are you happy?"
"..."
What do you think?
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Word of Yaolingling's unorthodox word manifestation spread far and wide. People who liked the heroine and people who couldn't stand Yaolingling all flocked to her.
Just then, Yaolingling was preparing to make money and run, so she started a livestream.
Heroine's simp #1: "I want to lose 20 pounds in a month!"
Yaolingling: "Sure."
Simp #1 had early-stage cancer, couldn't eat or sleep, and rapidly lost weight.
Yandere #2: "I want to get back together with my ex-girlfriend."
Yaolingling: "...If you're set on it, there's nothing I can do."
Yandere #2 successfully got back together with his ex-girlfriend, but she was pregnant with someone else's baby and wanted him to raise it as his own. She'd found an honest man and was marrying him!
Police officer #3: "Is it really that effective? Then I wish I could solve a case and become the top detective in the police department!"
Yaolingling: "Um, I suppose it's not impossible..."
That night, the officer was summoned by the 60-year-old wife of the department chief, who asked if he wanted to become the top person in the police department.
Yaolingling made a name for herself in one fell swoop!
Later, even the heroine's suitors came to make wishes to Yaolingling, eager to try it for themselves. The horrified heroine clapped a hand over their mouths: "Shut up! I want to stay alive! If all four of you want her, won't you have to tear her apart?!"
The heroine regretted everything!
#Whatever you wish for, I'll make it happen
#Don't ask how it gets done!
#I only guarantee results, not after-sales service
#My methods are seriously unorthodox!
Theme: Survive against the odds
The Sweet Kid Goes Viral by Listening to Organs Spill the Tea
I Love the Way He Loves Someone Else
[The Nineties] Returning to the Fake Divorce Scene with a One-Hit-Kill System
Disgraced Top-Tier Star, Cat to the Rescue
I'm Making a Living Off Gossip with My Word Magic!
The Little One Was Switched at Birth for Three and a Half Years
I’m Three, but I’m the King of Gossip
The Supporting Actress Goes Viral with Her Ridiculous Antics
The Supporting Actress Is Reborn [1990s]
I Don't Want This Drama Queen Mom [The 1990s]
Neck Snap
The Little One Takes Down Scumbags on Variety Shows
Huahua: The child is not mine, and neither is the mother. I always feel something weird there (@_@;)
How come you are now grandma and then grandma?
Collect the pre-receipt of "Getting Rich with Furries in 90" Only after Luo Yao died did she realize that she was the cowardly first wife of her stepmother Wenli. The male protagonist is her husband, and the female protagonist is her cousin Xiaobaihua. The two are secretly communicating with each other. When Luo Yao finds out, all her family members side with Xiaobaihua. Yao Yao was laid off after getting married, and her husband was unable to recover. Luo Yao shouldered the burden of the family and ruthlessly sold her favorite black hair, vegetables, and popsicles to earn money for the family. After a tiring day at night, she had to cook, do housework, and feed the children when she got home... She was betrayed by her relatives and abandoned, and Yao Yao died with her eyes closed. Luo Yao opened her eyes again and found that she could actually understand animals?! She made up her mind to stand up and let spiders and four-legged snakes frighten her mother-in-law, and find snakes to drive away her husband's family who occupied her house. The mistress of White Lotus is exposed! Son? White-eyed wolf, she doesn't want it anymore! The first step is to get a divorce! The second step is to make money! The third step is that she wants to get rich and stay away from here! She relied on the kitten to learn the inside story of "guessing coins" and made her first pot of gold. Relying on what the little mouse said to her companions, she found a large piece of wood that others didn't want, borrowed nails and a hammer, and attracted others to play with it for the price of three nails for one dollar. She relied on the sparrow's reminder to make strawberry yogurt, which was well received! Luo Yao made money, opened her first shop, and became the first local household worth ten thousand yuan. With money, she began to learn to make peanut milk candies, snowflake cakes, milk tea, etc. The original hero and heroine were so envious that their eyes turned red. Later, with the little ant's reminder, she saw through the vase girl's scam and met the kind-hearted old lady in Shanghai. Luo Yao discovered that she was the old lady's lost daughter by some strange combination of circumstances!
I haven't read it yet, but I have some doubts after seeing the copy. Why would the mother rather send the child to an orphanage after her death than to be raised by the father? I think it would be worse in an orphanage. (I haven't watched it yet. I'm not dissing it. I'm just asking a question. I'll decide whether to watch it or not after asking.)
How do you call someone sometimes grandma and sometimes grandma?
Wait, is it "mom", grandma or grandma?
Now grandma, now grandma
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What did the little baby feed it?
""This is grandma's return gift. "Catch a big bug for the author~ It should be a return gift from grandma
Pre-receipt: "I Can Communicate with Animals [90]" Only after Luo Luoyao died did she realize that she was the cowardly first wife in the stepmother's novel. The male protagonist is her husband, and the female protagonist is her little white-flowered cousin. The two have a secret affair, and their mother-in-law and 5-year-old son have long known about it. When Luo Yao found out, the whole family stood with Xiao Baihua. Luo Yao was so angry that she caught up with the laid-off wave not long after she and her husband got married. Her husband was unable to recover. Luo Yao shouldered the burden of the family and ruthlessly sold her favorite black hair for money, vegetables, and popsicles to earn family income. After working hard at night, she had to cook, do housework, and feed her children when she got home... And she ended up with this! Luo Yao opened her eyes again and found that she could actually understand animals?! She made up her mind to stand up and let spiders and four-legged snakes frighten her mother-in-law, and find snakes to drive away her husband's family who occupied her house. The mistress of White Lotus is exposed! Son? White-eyed wolf, she doesn't want it anymore! The first step is to get a divorce! The second step is to make money! The third step is that she wants to get rich and stay away from here! She relied on the bird to find the flaw in the "Three Immortals Return to the Cave" and made her first pot of gold. Relying on what the little mouse said to her companions, she found a large piece of wood that no one else wanted, borrowed nails and a hammer, and attracted others to play with it for one dollar and five nails. She relied on the sparrow's reminder to make strawberry yogurt, which was well received! Luo Yao made money, opened her first shop, and became the first local household worth ten thousand yuan. With money, she began to learn to make peanut milk candies, snowflake cakes, milk tea, etc. The original hero and heroine were so envious that their eyes turned red. Later, with the little ant's reminder, she saw through the vase girl's scam and met the kind-hearted old lady in Shanghai. Luo Yao discovered that she was the old lady's lost daughter by some strange combination of circumstances!