[Pre-receipt ~ "This stranger is also living straight in the BL world today" "I rely on posting with my opponent to survive [Entertainment Circle]" The copy is at the bottom, the copy of this article is below ↓↓↓]
As the name suggests, the little coward is very cowardly.
One day, he transformed into a vicious cannon fodder and was bound to the Villain Rescue System.
It is required that the villain must be 100% converted before he can go home.
In the book, the vicious cannon fodder loves the protagonist Gong, is jealous of the protagonist Shou, provokes and insults the protagonist Shou in every possible way, and is finally crushed to death by the big villain who admires the protagonist Shou.
The villain was willing to be hacked to death for the sake of the protagonist.
The villain grew up in a slum.
Due to a genetic defect, he had wolf ears and a wolf tail. He was ridiculed by children his own age and rejected by his adoptive parents.
The only advantage is that his beautiful face is so stunning.
So his adoptive parents sold him as a slave.
Unexpectedly, in order to avoid being humiliated, the villain suddenly disfigured himself and ruined a big business.
The slave master was angry and locked him in an iron cage like a dog, leaving him to fend for himself.
When the little coward walked through, the original owner was using a jeweled scepter to lift the chin of a wolf-eared boy in the iron cage, and said arrogantly and contemptuously:
"Listen to the sound of barking. If it sounds good, I will take you away."
At this moment, the pitiful little man, the future great villain who would destroy the world, was staring at him sinisterly with a pair of blood-red eyes, his face covered with dirty blood, as if he could tear down the cage and jump out to tear him apart in the next second.
The little coward's legs went weak, tears trembled, and he subconsciously screamed: "Woof~"
Villain: "...?"
Little coward: "Okay... Sounds good! Why don't you come home with me quickly~" qwq
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Later, the little wolfdog gradually grew into a big bad wolf, and the tail behind its buttocks became more and more wagging day by day.
Little coward: A wolf... Can it wag its tail? Ovo
Then, the protagonist Shou appeared.
In the book, the protagonist Shou used his only healing power in the entire galaxy to cure the protagonist, the villain, etc., And became the salvation of the entire galaxy.
It also became the redemption of the villain.
The little coward watched helplessly as the protagonist was cured and the villain was cured.
He watched helplessly as the protagonist Gong got jealous and had a fight with the villain, destroying the small garden that he and the villain had carefully decorated together.
Then... I watched helplessly as the villain, with a dark face, packed up the protagonist and threw him out together as the protagonist apologized in shame.
The little coward was dumbfounded.
What about the promised redemption?
A furry tail wrapped around his waist, and a familiar low and hoarse voice came from his ears:
"Master, you have looked at them for too long today."
The little coward was thrown onto the bed in a daze.
He plucked at the pile of clothes under him in confusion, his tone a bit complaining and aggrieved:
"Why did you turn all my clothes inside out? It's so hard to sort them out!"
"Building a nest."
"Huh?"
The little coward... The little coward was eaten. Qaq
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After resurrecting his life, he just wanted to trample all the scum that had bullied him under his feet, and then die a decadent death.
Until that day, a brave little girl dared to bark at him, and then took him back to his nest.
This is really unreasonable.
That's all, once you build a nest, it's his.
No one can take it away.
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Soft and cute fluffy and controlling coward × attacked by the beautiful, strong, paranoid villain
1v1 double cleansing, development at a young age, villain redemption, sweet pet HE
[Emphasis added] I never had a crush on the protagonist Shou in my previous life. Shou only read novels, and the real world is not like that.
["I am also living straight in the BL world today" focuses on Qiangqiang Nianxia, the text is in the third person, and the paralyzed iceberg complains about the male high attacker x the mixed-race beauty fishing system boss]
1
I am an ordinary high school student.
I find that I seem to be in a BL world.
Men holding hands can be seen everywhere on the street.
This terrifying realization horrified me.
I ran to the classroom in a panic, opened the door, and saw the cold and aloof monitor of our class, pressing the cool and unruly school bully classmate on the table and kissing him.
Oh mo, my eyes.
The monitor immediately took off his school uniform and covered the school bully's head, his gaze piercing towards me like a knife.
"..."
"Sorry to disturb you, please continue."
I closed the door expressionlessly.
How could I forget that the male to female ratio in our school is an outrageous 10:1!
This crappy school should just be renamed BL High School...
Wait, what's the name of my school?
I opened my student ID card tremblingly and took a look——
It really screams BL High School!
My pupils were shocked and I closed my student ID card.
This is a world full of dangers.
2
By the way, I forgot to mention that.
Half of the boys in our school are school idols, and the other half are school bullies.
What a weird school.
How come I didn't realize this before?
Fortunately, I am just an ordinary passerby.
I looked in the mirror.
What a handsome face.
Pills.
I don't look ordinary.
It turns out that I am also one of the school sweethearts. (Eyes widened)
3
I'm straight.
In order to live a straight life in the BL world, I spent a week reading the Jinjiang Dudan campus literature and summed up some rules.
BL high-risk characters:
The school idol, the top student, the scumbag, the male god, the iceberg, the flower of the high mountain, the dislike of everyone, the crush of all...
BL high-risk behaviors:
Online dating, competition, fighting, skipping classes, sleeping in the same bed, bathing together, bringing breakfast, setting the straight man flag... (Huh??)
Please help me cross out the first sentence of point 3, thank you.
4
I'm straight.
(Cross out)
You know me.
In order to live straight in the BL world, I need to avoid all high-risk characters and behaviors.
In order to avoid the reputation of being a top student, I always only get full marks on the last big question in exams.
In order to avoid the iceberg personality, I always speak in three sentences.
In order to avoid becoming a heartthrob, I never give anyone a good look.
In order to avoid being hated by everyone, I am united, friendly and helpful. I am just a brick, moving wherever needed.
I am committed to helping every single man around me.
And calmly dodge their redline launches.
I never fight, date online, or bring breakfast to my male classmates.
Just when passing by a small dark alley, he stepped forward to rescue the weak boss who was surrounded by gangsters.
It was just that when the tycoon had a stomachache, he cooked a golden medicinal diet for him for a week.
I just say good morning and good night to my boss on my mobile phone every day.
That's all.
5
I became the most unattainable flower in our school.
My male classmates regarded me as a god.
No matter where I go, I will always be greeted by the eyes of those who worship me and the ones who love me.
And the face of the boss in my arms is getting redder day by day.
I'm very satisfied with this.
"..."
Something seems not quite right?
Forget it, never mind.
The boss's stomach trouble came back again, and I had to go over and rub it for him.
He said that my palm was big and warm, and every time I touched his belly, it had miraculous effects. (Shy)
This guy is also living straight in the BL world today. :)
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["I rely on sticking with my opponent to survive [Entertainment Circle]" A cute article by Su Shuang, the sweetheart of the entertainment circle↓↓↓]
Top idol An Zhitu and Sanqi actor Lu Chenye are well-known rivals in the entertainment industry.
One day, An Zhitu suddenly died, and before his death, he was bound to the life extension system.
Hold hands for 1 second, live 5 seconds longer.
Hug for 1 second, live 10 seconds longer.
Kiss for 1 second, live for 1 minute longer.
Help each other for 1 second and live 5 minutes longer.
1 Second of harmony, 10 more minutes of life.
An Zhidu: ... Can you pick it a little more? !
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In order to survive, An Zhitu began to try every means to get close to Lu Chenye.
"Lu Chenye, your hands are so big, compare with mine."
News: In an arm wrestling match between the cast and crew of Tuye, the movie queen bets on An Zhitu and wins 100 yuan from the TV Emperor. She may become the biggest winner.
"Lu Chenye, your breasts are so big, let me touch them."
News: During the Tuye Variety Show's figure competition, Lu Chenye held An Zhitu's waist with one hand to stretch his arms and traveled around in a 360-degree circle.
Two fans:? ? ? What kind of nonsense is this? Reporter, are you okay?
After An Zhitu got drunk:
"Brother Aye, your lips are so beautiful, give me a kiss..."
Then he pounced on it and took a bite of the wooden horse~
Lu Chenye's dark eyes silently looked at the cute little girl who actively threw himself into his arms. He pulled hard and accidentally tore his trouser legs to pieces.
An Zhitu didn't know that Lu Chenye's heart would tremble with cuteness every time he posted something.
It turns out that the actor who appears to be a tough guy is actually the ultimate cute creature control.
What I can't stand the most are soft and cute little creatures like An Zhitu.
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Lu Chenye suspected that his cute little rival liked him.
So he went straight to confess.
An Zhitu was so frightened that he quickly got off his horse and revealed everything.
After listening, Lu Chenye fell silent.
Just when An Zhitu thought that Lu Chenye thought he was crazy and wanted to scold him for going to the doctor.
Lu Chenye put his fist to his lips and coughed lightly: "You don't have to pretend to be drunk next time you want to kiss me. I'm willing."
And on the tip of his ear, a bright red color quietly appeared.
An Zhitu's face slowly turned red: "This... This is what you said! Don't default on your debt!"
So An Zhitu turned into a kissing maniac in order to survive.
…
After a while,
Lu Chenye: "How about we try to help each other, I will help you for half an hour at a time, and you will be able to live an extra 6.25 Days."
An Zhitu: ... It doesn't seem impossible, scratching my head.
…
After another period of time, Lu Chenye felt that the cutie must really like him this time, so he confessed again.
"Do you... Want to sleep with me? One hour at a time, and you can live for 25 more days."
An Zhitu's face turned red.
Have you ever confessed like this? !
"Then... Remember to be gentle." /////
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The entire entertainment industry knows that Tuye and his family don't deal with each other, and the fans circle even more so will fight each other when meeting each other.
Until a certain variety show, Lu Chenye was asked to call the first friend in his address book.
An Zhitu's clear and sweet voice came out:
"Lu Chenye! You only kissed me for half an hour the day before yesterday, and it's been more than a day now. I can't live any longer. Come and kiss me. Please help me!"
Audience:? ? ?
The director fainted.
That night, Weibo exploded.
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A soft, clingy, straight-ball, stupid little cute creature × A tough guy who has no resistance to cute things, a girl's heart is filled with icebergs, a long mouth, but her words are amazing.
Purpose: A person must be self-reliant and self-reliant. No matter what difficulties he faces, he must live bravely and strongly.
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Polish slowly, don't be in a hurry, I'm always here
Polish slowly, don't be in a hurry, I'm always here