Just a Straight Man's Little Trick

[Advance receipt~"But he called me Lao Gongye [Campus]" "But he called me Baobao [Chuoshu]" The copy is at the back, the copy of this article is below ↓↓↓] Bai Ruantang was surprised to find that his roommate, the iceberg god Lu Wanchen, turned out to be a poor autistic child with social anxiety! Bai Ruantang was overflowing with sympathy and determined to take good care of the little pity. However, Lu Wanchen gradually made many strange requests. For example, they hold hands when walking, feed each other when eating, buy the same clothes when buying clothes, kiss on the face at every turn, and even invite themselves to touch his abdominal muscles... Bai Ruantang's face turned red: "Isn't it bad for us two grown men to do this?" Lu Wanyen touched his little hand: "It doesn't matter, straight men are like this." Then open the video website and show him #Contemporary Straight Man Appreciation# Bai Ruantang's pupils were shocked, and then he quickly let go. We are so straight! * Yangou Bai Ruantang, who felt that they were too straight, began to let himself go and have sex with the beauty as much as he wanted. Gradually, the whole school knew that Bai Ruantang was in love with his straight roommate Lu Wanyen. The evidence included but was not limited to: Bai Ruantang secretly touched Lu Wanchen's little hand in class; Bai Ruantang sleeps with Lu Wanyen at night; Bai Ruantang used cunning tactics to drive away all the boys and girls who confessed to Lu Wanyen; … Some classmates couldn't stand it and advised Bai Ruantang that there would be no future if she fell in love with a straight man. Bai Ruantang burst into laughter and said that they were both straight men. The classmate was very helpless towards the self-deceived Bai Ruantang, and went to persuade Lu Wanyen to be careful of Bai Ruantang. Lu Wanyen responded with an unfathomable look, and for the first time, he showed a faint smile. Classmate: frightened. Jpg * The relationship between the two gradually became wonderful, until one beautiful night passed, Bai Ruantang recalled the past, and sat up in Lu Wanyen's arms dying of illness—— It's over, I seem to really fall in love with Lu Wanyen! Lu Wanchen pushed the person back into his arms and said in a hoarse voice, "What's wrong?" Bai Ruantang stared at Lu Wanyen's beautiful jawline, swallowed and said in shock: "It's over, I really love you so much!" Lu Wanyen was silent for two seconds, leaned over and kissed his forehead, and smiled faintly: "Little fool, did you just realize it now?" * To put it simply, it is the story of a scheming 1 who uses straight men's tricks to wipe out the stupid 0 bit by bit. Socially awesome/Shadowy and beautiful/Fat little fool suffers from × social disorder/Crazy man Bingshan/Crazy criticizes big beauties 1v1 double clean, sweet pet HE Note 1. The scheming dog has a crush on Shou, making everyone think that Shou likes him, including Shou himself. 2. Aggression is a social disorder, not a social fear. 3. The face that is attacked by idiots will be attacked by idiots. ["But He Called Me Lao Gongye [Campus]" Mainly loved by the sweet sand sculpture campus story ↓↓↓] The entire Nancheng No. 1 Middle School knew that Gu Xuemian, the flower of the high mountain, disliked the wanton school bully Lu Xingye the most. Lu Xingye thought so too. Lu Xingye was serving food in the cafeteria, and Gu Xuemian deliberately prepared the same meal as him. Lu Xingye: He is provoking me. Lu Xingye was kicked out of the classroom, and Gu Xuemian watched him leave with concern. Lu Xingye: He is gloating. Lu Xingye was playing basketball, and Gu Xuemian was sitting under a tree nearby, pretending to study, but actually peeking. Lu Xingye: He is mocking me for my simple mind and well-developed limbs. Damn it, how can you bear this? So Lu Xingye got off the court, stood directly in front of Gu Xuemian, took off his sweaty clothes and threw them in his face. He supported the tree trunk behind him with his arms and threatened fiercely: "If you dare to take another look, believe it or not, I will make it impossible for you to get out of bed for a month?" (It means breaking your legs) Gu Xuemian looked at Lu Xingye's chest muscles close at hand, thought of something, and slowly blushed. * Gu Xuemian has been secretly in love with Lu Xingye for two years. She originally thought she would stay like this until graduation, but she didn't want to break her brain and think that she was abandoned by her family and sold to Lu Xingye's child bride. On the hospital bed, Gu Xuemian looked around indifferently. When she saw Lu Xingye, her eyes lit up and she threw herself into his arms with tears in her eyes: "Old Gong, it hurts..." Lu Xingye stiffened and silently swallowed back the curse words that were about to come to his lips. He hugged Bai's little wife and coaxed her unnaturally: "Be good, don't cry." The whole class:? ? ? ? ? Sorry, there are so many elements that I couldn't be shocked at the moment. * Gu Xuemian, who has a broken brain, adheres to the feudal patriarchal thought of "the husband is heaven" and devotes himself to doing his duty as a wife. During the day, he would serve tea and make meals to see the teacher, and at night, he would do tutoring, wash clothes, and warm the bed. Every day, he would chase after Lu Xingye and sweetly call him Lao Gong, and obediently let him kiss him, hug him, and lift him up. Because the wife he was given for free was too soft, Lu Xingye quickly gave in and spoiled her to the extreme. My husband is heaven× My wife is a fairy√ Lu Xingye's friends:? Aren't you the type of man who hates bitches? What are your principles? Lu Xingye: But he called me Laogong///// #In front of the cute little wife, all principles are dada# * Later, Gu Xuemian returned to normal, recalling all the ways she let herself go in front of her sweetheart, and felt ashamed to see Lu Xingye. Lu Xingye discovered that his beloved wife had been having a cold war with him recently. No kisses, no hugs, no warm blankets at night, and even little hands can't touch her! Lu Xingye: (I want a wife) (scream) (distorted) (creeping darkly) (growling darkly) Gu Xuemian felt guilty and determined to make things clear to Lu Xingye. As a result, Lu Xingye came to him first, and the macho man cried: "Baby, what's wrong with you? Don't you love me anymore? Why don't you call me Laogong? QAQ" Gu Xuemian: "?" * A cold-blooded beauty who only loves to be soft and cute × A hot-tempered school bully who only loves to be gentle 1v1 double clean, sand sculpture sweet pet HE ["But He Called Me Baby [Puishu]" The main campus novel of sweet pampering and sand sculptures↓↓↓] Gu Yanxi travels to parallel time and space every night and relives a certain period of time during the day. Gu Yanxi was very happy because this way she could have twice as much time as others to study hard. He took out the test paper and started to write it. Mu Zuoqing next to him suddenly handed over a pack of bear biscuits. This happened during the day, so Gu Yanxi didn't think much about it. Just when he was about to refuse coldly again, a line of text suddenly appeared above his head—— [Gu Yanxi grabbed Mu Zuiqing's sleeve, raised her rosy little face, and said softly and coquettishly: "Old Gong, feed me~"] Gu Yanxi:? ? ? The next moment, Gu Yanxi's body blushed uncontrollably and shouted like a baby. Gu Yanxi was about to be beaten when she finished thinking about it, but she saw Mu Zuiqing, who was usually paralyzed, put him in his arms skillfully, picked up a biscuit and handed it to his mouth, saying softly and lowly: "Baby, open your mouth, ah——" Gu Yanxi:? Damn, is there something wrong with Mu Zuiqing in this parallel time and space? ! Although, I am a cool guy, and cool guys don't want to eat bear cookies. One second later—— Gu Yanxi: It smells so good, wow. * Mu Zuoqing has a secret. As long as he writes a novel based on his own ideas about a certain period of the day, he can enter the dreamland constructed by the novel at night and make up for the regrets of the day. However, one day, Gu Yanxi's eyes gradually looked wrong. Mu Zuoqing felt guilty and suspected that her dirty thoughts had been discovered. She finally made up her mind to confess to the other party, but accidentally heard Gu Yanxi talking in her sleep: "Don't eat the bear biscuits. I really can't pretend, Lao Gong..." Mu Zuoqing:? ! ? ! * Later, we interviewed our former straight man Yan Baobao—— Gu Yanxi: I don't want to bend either, but he already calls me baby, so why don't I call him "Lao Gong" (*つ/////C) * A soft and cute shou who thinks she is super cool × looks like an iceberg but is actually a gangster and a crazy person 1v1 double clean, sweet pet HE Intention: If you want to get something, you have to work hard. Everything is possible until you try. Never give up easily.