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[Advance collection~"My mental state is very good" and "Leng Meiren admits her wrong husband after breaking her head" are at the bottom, the copy of this article is below]
Gu Yanxi (Shou) suddenly discovered one day that he would travel to parallel time and space (what he thought) every night and experience a certain period of time during the day all over again.
Gu Yanxi was very happy because this way she could have twice as much time as others to study hard.
He took out the test paper and started writing.
At this time, Mu Zuoqing, the school idol and his archrival at the same table, suddenly handed over a pack of bear biscuits.
This happened during the day, so Gu Yanxi didn't think much about it.
Just when he was about to refuse coldly again, a line of text suddenly appeared above his head——
[Gu Yanxi grabbed Mu Zuiqing's sleeve, raised her rosy little face, and said coquettishly: "Honey, please feed me~"]
Gu Yanxi: What the hell? ? ? What a disgusting description!
The next moment, Gu Yanxi's body blushed uncontrollably and called her husband coquettishly.
Gu Yanxi was about to be beaten when she finished thinking about it, but she saw Mu Zuiqing, who was usually cold and paralyzed, put him in his arms skillfully, picked up a biscuit and handed it to his mouth, saying softly and lowly:
"Baby, open your mouth, ah——"
Gu Yanxi:? Fuck, is there something wrong with Mu Zuiqing in this parallel time and space? ! Although, I am a cool guy, and cool guys don't want to eat bear cookies.
A second later, Gu Yanxi opened her mouth uncontrollably——
Bah, bah, bah, it smells so good.
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Mu Zuoqing, the iceberg male god of Nancheng No. 1 Middle School, has two secrets.
One, I have been secretly in love with my cute little roommate for three years.
Two, he has a super power.
As long as he changes what happened at a certain time of the day in a notebook according to his own ideas, he can enter the changed dreamland at night and make up for the regrets of getting along with Gu Yanxi during the day.
Therefore, Mu Zuoqing was paralyzed by Bingshan during the day, and at night he let himself go in his dreams, acting like a hooligan and a fool.
He thought his disguise was perfect.
However, one day, Gu Yanxi began to look at her in a strange way, as if she was aware of her secret love.
Mu Zuo's heart suddenly changed and he was determined to express his feelings, but he accidentally heard Gu Yanxi talking in his sleep, and she even came up and nibbled on his mouth:
"Don't eat the bear biscuits, I really can't hold it in, husband..."
Mu Zuoqing:? ! ? !
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Later, we interviewed our former straight man Yan Baobao——
Gu Yanxi: I don't want to be a bender, but he already calls me baby, so why don't I call my husband and show his respect (*つ/////C)
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Little Sun Sweet Bean Face Control×Dark Batch Iceberg Idiot Attack
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[The sweet pet article "My mental state is very good"]
Lin Qingyao woke up.
It turns out that he is the cannon fodder of a bloody Marissa novel.
It is a love-loving brain-licking dog who is unable to fall in love with the protagonist. It is a mobile blood bank and a petri dish for humanoid organs that the protagonist loves.
In the end, he was tricked by the scumbag into going to the operating table, where he died to change Bai Yueguang's heart.
Lin Qingyao after awakening:
I want to kill everyone equally :)
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Scumbag mother: "This is one million, leave my son!"
Lin Qingyao: "Is your son worth this little money? Ten million! Don't let me look down on you!"
…
Lin Qingyao and the scumbag went to the airport to pick up Bai Yueguang to return home.
Lin Qingyao pushed the scumbag away, hugged Bai Yueguang, gently raised his chin, and whispered:
"Baby, long time no see, you are still so cute."
Bai Yueguang stared at Lin Qingyao's charming smile and slowly blushed.
Scumbag: "???"
…
Stepmother: "Your brother wants to audition for this role, but you don't have any acting skills anyway, so let him do it."
Lin Qingyao threw the rice in her stepmother's face on the spot.
Before her stepmother could get mad, Lin Qingyao lay down directly on the ground.
(Grabs the younger brother's ankles) (Years) (Screams) (Crawls darkly) (Climbs onto the younger brother) (Grabs a handful of rice from the ground and stuffs it into the younger brother's mouth)
"I know my acting skills are terrible. I've worked hard. Why do you still laugh at me? Why don't you give me a chance? Why ahhhh-"
The whole family was frightened and thought he was possessed by evil spirits, so they packed him up and threw him out overnight.
Lin Qingyao regained his freedom: Plan √
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Lin Qingyao finished creating a wealthy family and continued to create the entertainment industry.
The investors made unspoken rules, so Lin Qingyao called fifty big men on the spot to live stream the flower handshakes to the investors.
When Xiaohua was being made things difficult by her seniors, Lin Qingyao grabbed the bugs in the box and threw them in everyone's face while running around the stage.
The director team abused small animals. Lin Qingyao turned into a monkey and grabbed vines to swing around, kicking everyone into the water.
How can a person not be crazy?
# Mental state is playing me# became a hot search topic.
Lin Qingyao became famous overnight.
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On this day, Lin Qingyao saw the photo of his male god boss and immediately posted on Weibo to lick the screen.
Lin Qingyao V: [Photo. Jpg] (My husband is so handsome) (Shasha) (Come to my room) (You will get half of my quilt)
Everyone was scared: wake up, that's a big boss!
Lin Qingyao said it didn't matter: What about the boss? As long as they are handsome, I will lick them equally!
Everyone: ... Lin Qingyao has gone crazy to such an extent that even the boss won't let him go!
Black fans ridiculed: Lin Qingyao is finished. I heard that Mr. Lu is a big iceberg who is not close to women. He hates the colorful entertainment industry and is just waiting for Lin Qingyao to be banned!
However, five minutes later, the company boss forwarded Lin Qingyao's Weibo——
Lu Yanting V: I'm at your door, please open the door [shy]
The whole network exploded.
Lin Qingyao:? ? ?
What about the iceberg god who was promised not to be a womanizer?
Oh, I'm sorry, he's a pervert. : P
The regretful scumbag was so jealous that his eyes turned red, and he sent a private message to Lu Yanting on his trumpet——
Not only can he crawl darkly and roar in a twisted manner, he can even turn into a monkey and wreak havoc around him! Are you blind just by criticizing crazy people?
Lu Yanting: So cute
Scumbag:?
Lu Yanting: Love it, love it
Scumbag: vomiting blood. Jpg
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Face slap theater:
Scumbag: Is Qingyao willing to donate his heart today?
Butler: No, but Mr. Bai (Yueguang) is on his way here with a knife, saying that he will cut your heart and give it to Mr. Lin.
Scumbag:? ? ?
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Love Little Theater:
When I woke up in the morning, my husband was not in bed.
Lin Qingyao: Who stole my husband (running around) Who (looking up to the sky and screaming) Did you steal my husband (grabbing the butler by the collar) Tell me, is it you (the butler is submissive) (staring fiercely) What? Not you? (Very confused) Who stole my husband? Who is it? (Continues to run) (Hit his head against a wall——) (His lips are kissed) (Cuts to a halt)
Lu Yanting gently held Lin Qingyao's waist and smoothed his messy hair:
"Be good, don't run away, you'll scare the housekeeper."
Lin Qingyao behaved for a second.
(Look left and right) (No one is there) (Sneak a quick kiss on husband's mouth) (Want to run away) (Caught back by husband and kisses her forcefully) (Blushing) (Ashamed)
Butler: I don't even dare to play. Jpg
I'm just a member of your play team.
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Let yourself be free and be happy. The biggest little sun dog Shou × Gentle pampering filter 800 meters thick. I think Shou is so cute even when crawling in the dark.
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["The cold beauty admits her wrong husband after she crashes her head" is a campus story about being sweetly pampered]
The entire Nancheng No. 1 Middle School knows that Gu Xuemian (Shou), the flower of the high mountain, dislikes the wanton school bully Lu Xingye (Gong) the most.
Lu Xingye thought so too.
Lu Xingye was serving food in the cafeteria, and Gu Xuemian deliberately prepared the same meal as him.
Lu Xingye: He is provoking me.
Lu Xingye was kicked out of the classroom, and Gu Xuemian watched him leave with concern.
Lu Xingye: He is gloating.
Lu Xingye was playing basketball, and Gu Xuemian was sitting under a tree nearby, pretending to study, but actually peeking.
Lu Xingye: He is mocking me for my simple mind and well-developed limbs. Damn it, how can you bear this?
So Lu Xingye got off the court, stood directly in front of Gu Xuemian, took off his sweaty clothes and threw them in his face. He supported the tree trunk behind him with his arms and threatened fiercely: "If you dare to take another look, believe it or not, I will make it impossible for you to get out of bed for a month?" (It means breaking your legs)
Gu Xuemian looked at Lu Xingye's chest muscles close at hand, thought of something, and slowly blushed.
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Gu Xuemian has been secretly in love with Lu Xingye for two years. She originally thought she would stay like this until graduation, but she didn't want to break her brain and think that she was abandoned by her family and sold to Lu Xingye's child bride.
On the hospital bed, Gu Xuemian looked around indifferently. When she saw Lu Xingye, her eyes lit up and she threw herself into his arms with tears in her eyes: "Honey, it hurts..."
Lu Xingye stiffened and silently swallowed back the curse words that were about to come to his lips. He hugged Bai's little wife and coaxed her unnaturally: "Be good, don't cry."
The whole class:? ? ? ? ?
Sorry, there are so many elements that I couldn't be shocked at the moment.
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Gu Xuemian, who has a broken brain, adheres to the feudal patriarchal thought of "the husband is heaven" and devotes himself to doing his duty as a wife.
During the day, she would serve tea and meals and watch the teacher, and at night, she would do tutoring, wash clothes, and warm the bed. Every day, she would chase after Lu Xingye and sweetly call her husband, and obediently let him kiss her, hug her, and lift her up high.
Because the wife he was given for free was too soft, Lu Xingye quickly gave in and spoiled her to the extreme.
My husband is heaven×
My wife is a fairy√
Lu Xingye's friends:? Aren't you the type of man who hates bitches? What are your principles?
Lu Xingye: But he called me husband/////
#In front of the cute little wife, all principles are dada#
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Later, Gu Xuemian returned to normal, recalling all the ways she let herself go in front of her sweetheart, and felt ashamed to see Lu Xingye.
Lu Xingye discovered that his beloved wife had been having a cold war with him recently.
No kisses, no hugs, no warm blankets at night, and even little hands can't touch her!
Lu Xingye: (I want a wife) (scream) (distorted) (creeping darkly) (growling darkly)
Gu Xuemian felt guilty and determined to make things clear to Lu Xingye.
As a result, Lu Xingye came to him first, and the macho man cried: "Baby, what's wrong with you? Don't you love me anymore? Why don't you call me husband? QAQ"
Gu Xuemian: "???"
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A cold-blooded beauty who only loves to be soft and cute × A hot-tempered school bully who only loves to be gentle
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Intention: If you want to get something, you have to work hard. Everything is possible until you try. Never give up easily.